Pillow
Smash Lord
I was mostly joking anyway. But in Ganondorf's case, isn't it part of Gerudo lore that males are super rare and have harems (or something along those lines)?Poly relationships usually operate on consent and judging by how the girls Joker dates react to finding out about each other, I would hesitate to say they all agreed on sharing him.
For the FE characters, you'll only marry one at a time. For Bayonetta we don't even see her date anyone and if there's anyone special in her life, I only see Jeanne. And well, for Ganondorf, I don't even think he interacts with people as a whole... besides killing them.
Unrelated to anything at hand, but the talk of the cooler non-Belmont Castlevania protagonists had me thinking - so far in this pass we've had 4/5 characters added that weren't the main protagonists of their own game. Are there any other characters you guys could see, or would like to see that are not that main frontrunner for their franchise?