As previously mentioned, my first posts about Kingdom Hearts range from 2013 to 2014, when I was in middle school. Kingdom Hearts is
always something I'd wanted in Smash Bros. (writing in past tense for this is so weird...), because it'd be so cool to see my favorite video game series in my
other favorite video game series, and I've been enamored with the concept of Kingdom Hearts specifically crossing over with Nintendo since I saw the Mushroom Kingdom Hearts April Fools joke in EGM in my then-therapist's office–I was a gullible child and thought it was real, only to be sorely disappointed when it wasn't. Despite that, I'd always gone back and forth on whether it was actually
possible based on popular opinion, reputable testimony, and my own research into Sora. Throughout 2015 I supported Sora, saying as such in an
unpopular opinions post where I give a variety of other common and bad takes on video games and anime (I legitimately cringed at the Kirino take–what the **** was I thinking?). Mainly I hoped for the compromise of Kingdom Hearts Mii Costumes, as I never thought Disney would work with Nintendo for a full character, but would for a Mii Costume for...some reason. By 2016 I largely stopped posting on Smashboards due to high school picking up alongside my own mental health problems becoming apparent. I'd spend the next two years too focused on my real life to even think about Smashboards.
That was, until Super Smash Bros. for the Nintendo Switch was announced. Remembering the good ol' days of Smash 4 Speculation (which is a separate story for a separate day), I decided to pop into the boards and speculate for old time's sake. This time around I was more vocal about Sora,
hoping as such in one of my first posts back 5 days after the official reveal. When Sora was "leaked" before E3 2018,
I was one of the first people to latch onto it, as I would with most Sora leaks (except for, ironically, the final one that ended up being true). Sora was never leaked often though, and was also leaked to
not be in the game at least twice. I guess he's unique in that he's the only character to have leaked as not being in the game. But I digress. What follows is 17 pages of posts of mine spanning 3 years, all of which mention Sora in some way, likely to advocate for his chances at inclusion. Whether it was during base game speculation, in the Seven Squares thread (where
Nekoo
,
A.G.L.
, and I all became brothers in arms), Pass 1 speculation, or Pass 2 speculation, I stood up for Sora wherever I could–which was in a
lot of places given what I stood against.
I stood in the face of rather steep opposition coming from many sides. People who worked for Disney in some form and knew how stringent they could be, supporters of other Square Enix characters (
cough Geno cough), people who didn't like Disney for any of the
many valid reasons to not like Disney, and people who just thought it'd be plain impossible. If I had a nickel for every time I had to argue with someone that Sora
could be included without explicitly including Disney (
which he was) or disprove some other inane argument about him, I'd...have a
lot of nickels.
I made my reputation as a speculation essayist in part due to Sora, with my first major speculation piece,
The Ultimate Square Enix Character Argument, containing an almost 1300 word essay arguing largely in favor for Sora. A year and a half later I'd follow up this essay with a second,
4344 word essay in
The Second Ultimate Square Enix Character Argument, where I took a more critical look at his chances. Regardless I gave him a 50/50 chance, far better than most would give him. I'd probably say I've spent a solid day or two just researching Sora and Smash Bros. so as to connect the two however best I could, which is far more time than I've given any other character I've written about in the past.
And yet, despite all the research, and despite opinions on Sora and Disney's willingness to let him in shifting favorably over the years, there was always a large part of me that thought it impossible. I never really got my hopes up for Sora since, as a result of my research, I knew that Disney generally didn't acknowledge videos until around mid-2018, and I'd always assumed that Nintendo decided on DLC before then and/or had tried to negotiate for Sora in the past and failed. Tough luck for Pass 2, but surely Sora'd have good chances for a Pass 3 or the next Smash Bros. game. I have Kingdom Hearts on my Playstation, so I was fine.
But, my heart refused to give up, and so I put my knowledge and wit to work to create...
THE TINFOIL HAT THEORY
The goal was simple: come up with a scenario that could logically account for Disney favorably negotiating with Nintendo. The result was as such:
I didn't seriously think that this could be true in any way, but it provided a logical way for Sora to get in, and that was satisfactory to me. So, I kept the tinfoil hat theory tucked away in my back pocket and really only joked about it with friends ("hey, wouldn't this be funny if this were actually true?"). Speculation went on, and I gradually fell out of Smash speculation as my life picked up and other commitments and responsibilities too focus.