You know what I have nothing better to do right now so I'll do a little review of thirst theory to see how much it holds up over time.
Joker: I could see some people being interested in the nerdy guy who actually is a thief going around killing people wearing a disguise while fighting with ghosts.
Hero: ummmm maybe there are some people who are that interested in Akira Toriyama's style? Maybe?
Banjo: Why am I not surprised?
Terry: Pretty obvious. He's a chad.
Byleth: Makes sense, especially with the female alt.
MIn MIn: Let's just say that when Sakurai mentioned she is 18, there were some interesting responses in the chat.
Minecraft gang: Why are people into these??
Sephiroth: I could see it, he is rocking that shirtless alt.
Pyra/Mythra: Self explanatory.
Kazuya: He and Tekken in general are just the very definition of masculinity. Literally him and half the roster are shirtless, buff men beating the **** out of each other and wrestling bears.
Oh yeah and Plant too. I've happened to stumble upon a few "spicy" fan art of this and now I'm questioning humanity all over again.