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Circus

Circus

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giraffelasergun said:
I see a father blade of grass yelling at his son blade of grass becuase the son wants to be a poet and doesn't want to learn how to fight bears.
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That's fantastic.

Nabe, this is now what your avatar is. Officially.
 
Axel

Axel

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Allow me

There is a subconscious influence over each of us as human beings in how we perceive our world. This becomes most apparent through art, particularly through ambiguous figures such as presented in Rorschach inkblot tests. Through such tests we may gain insight into the unconscious desires, motivations, and aspirations that drives each of us as individuals.


What do you see?​

[collapse=dat a**]

Look me in the eyes, and let's be real here. You're a man of the finer things the internet has to offer.There's no need to beat around the bush (Or is there? ahoeueheou). You discovered pornography at an early age, and you havn't let go of your **** since. It's nothing to be ashamed of. 60-70% of men fall in this category. [/collapse]
[collapse=Cleavage]

You secretly desire to be a woman. While those who perceive a bottom reveal sexual desire and uncontrollable impulse, those who perceive a bosom reveal identical longing. This may come as a bit of a shock to you, but when you look deep down you know it to be true. On the bright side (if there were ever a dark side) it is not only that you desire to be a woman, but an attractive woman. Both men and women who perceive cleavage in the image relate the bosom as the most attractive feature and long for a size of grand proportions of their own.[/collapse]
[collapse=Father towering over Son]

Not bad my good fellow, not bad. Those who perceive this image have many great dreams and aspirations. They long to be free and paint the canvas of the unknown future. However, they feel their dreams to be suppressed by an authoritative figure(s). You desire to explore as you please, but feel there to be some sort of obstacle (particularly someone or someones) obstructing your path. [/collapse]
[collapse=Sad Turtle]

(dafuq)

...a rare case indeed. Let me take a look through my documents here...

Ah, here we are.

Those who perceive the sad turtle exhibit a case of bipolarity and mood swings. At one time you may feel love for the entire world and everything, and minutes later you may feel complete emptiness or even hatred for those very things. Those who perceive the sad turtle have been described as entering spontaneous depressions at which they close themselves off from the world and those around them. Mysteriously the sad turtle perception seems to have a correlation with those who work in the toshokans translating hentai. This correlation has yet to be explained.[/collapse]
[collapse=Football head]

An even rarer perception than the sad turtle. I have only come across such a case once or twice. Those who perceive a football head are found to be very intelligent, beginning from an early age. Even before being released from the womb. Those with this perception also tend to be a bit self-involved, have a football shaped head themselves, have the ability to talk to dogs, speak in an English accent, and sometimes express murderous intent toward their mother. [/collapse]
[collapse=Kirby]
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Dooms

Dooms

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>Saw ***
>Is gay and doesn't like looking at *** in general.

I think the cleavage one lines up with me more than the one I actually got lol.
 
#HBC | ZoZo

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Those with this perception also tend to be a bit self-involved, have a football shaped head themselves, have the ability to talk to dogs, speak in an English accent, and sometimes express murderous intent toward their mother.
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LOOOOOOL

I lost so hard.
 
Swiss

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In all fairness, when I first read it I did suspect it may relate to me.

Though my head is not football shaped and am, as of yet, still unsuccesful in my attempt to communicate with canines.
 
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Shocodoro Blagshidect
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Swiss said:
In all fairness, when I first read it I did suspect it may relate to me.

Though my head is not football shaped and am, as of yet, still unsuccesful in my attempt to communicate with canines.
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Looks like I'm one step ahead of you.

Now to shape my head like a football...
 
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