DG Interview Thread: Walrus? Toasted

[Overswarm]

Watch out, Gheb might kill himself

 

[~ Gheb ~]

The other bad games are the ones I played in a hydra. It just never worked for me.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Gheb's a goddess to me.

 

[#HBC | Laundry]

vote: swiss

Domo....

 

[Kantrip]

> Says he doesn't want to tie the vote
> Finds out he won't tie the vote by voting Swiss or J
> Votes Nabe anyway

And you wonder why I say your logic, cases and thought process MAKE ZERO SENSE.

If you read it properly, then you typed it wrong.

Your choice, Swiss.

 

[Ramen King]

Looks like Swiss is up

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

Why do you feel the need to talk in italics all the time?

Why don't you ever roll scum anymore?

What is your most favorite recent mafia game you've played in? What is your favorite mafia game you've played in?

Tell us about your best town/scum performance, which game are you the most proud of?

British suck America rules

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

Would you consider ever name-changing? If so, what to?
What's your guilty pleasure?
Name 5 things I don't know about you.

How does it feel to always look up to the Dutch masterrace? Does it hurt your neck?
Most important moment in your life?

Also, make a Rockin gay joke.

 

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

Why domo?

If you found yourself stuck in between Xonar and Jason from friday the 13th in a dark, narrow, alley, you would run toward jason and away from xonar, right?

When's poetry mafia coming around?

Saltiest Dgames player?

 

[~ Gheb ~]

Why Swiss of all things?

Saltiest Dgames player?

 

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

Saltiest player that's not gheb?

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Wow. I literally have NO questions.

 

[Overswarm]

What is most the controversial advice you could give to a nwe player

 

[adumbrodeus]

What's your ideal scumteam?

Ideal townteam?

Who would win of the above?

Which dgamers would you have a bromance with?

If you ever met rockin, what would you do?

What's your favorite setup?

Mostly vanilla or OS games?

What do you think about gheb's response to your interview?

Scummiest player naturally?

Best video game of the year?

Whose your favorite league champion?

Why is Adum so cool?

If you made a gay joke about a dgamer that wasn't rockin, what would it be? (please include who it's about in the answe)

 

[BarDulL]

A crescent moon in the dead of night, a domokun lurks to provoke and fright. He seeks and seeks, ever so sneaky, he peeks and peeks, ever so cheeky. A man to regard, a man to observe, an eloquent bard, an excellent right curve. He'll stop you in your tracks and whistle a tune, cracking your spine under the moon. He is the night.

How was it, my ode to thee? I whipped it up in a minute.

On a scale from 1-10, how much would you say you love me?

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow?

I can't think of any other questions. Does that make me a terrible person?

I'll think of more later.

 

[#HBC | Dancer]

Why domo?
How was your tea today?
Is Bardull deliberately trying to reference British things with his quesitons?
What advice would you give to newbies?
Do you deliberately try to make your posts hard to read (serious question)?
If you could hang out with 5 Dgamers IRL who would they be and why?
Any arch rivals?
What's a typical day for Swiss like?
Any favorite past times? Video games? Books? Movies? TV shows? Music?
Who, on Dgames is the "funnest" to play with? Note that I'm not necessarily asking for who you think is the "best" to play with, just who you have the most fun playing with?
What does it take for a town to be "good" in your opinion? What about for a "good" mafia?
I once had a conversation with Kuzi about how I feel like I'm not really able to express my "soul" in mafia. That rather I play just like a scientist, coldly detached from my work. I used you as a counter example for someone who really seems to express themselves while playing mafia. Tell me, how does someone "express" themselves while playing this game? How does someone play this game like Swiss does?

 

[vanderzant]

Flavour, neighbour, colour and honour. Anyone who doesn't spell like this is ********, right?

Do you drink Tea and use catch phrases like "jolly good!" And/or what funny British things do you say/do.

How come x1/zen/[insert scum buddy] carried you so hard in Halo/Pikmafia/[game].

Favourite role?

If you found $5 what would you do with it.

What is your biggest scum tell?

Do you have any hidden talents we don't know about

The London olympics aren't too far away. Does everyone in England get holidays because of that? Are you going to watch anything there?

Favourite open set up?

What do you think is the most balanced indy role, and in what sort of set up?

Are you ever going to host game? What flavour do you think you'd use?

 

[#HBC | Dancer]

Do you drink Tea and use catch phrases like "jolly good!" And/or what funny British things do you say/do.

****in' great ninja there mate.

 

[vanderzant]

Lmao at that tea ninja.

 

[X1-12]

Flavour, neighbour, colour and honour. Anyone who doesn't spell like this is ********, right?

Do you drink Tea and use catch phrases like "jolly good!" And/or what funny British things do you say/do.

How come x1/zen/[insert scum buddy] carried you so hard in Halo/Pikmafia/[game].

Favourite role?

If you found $5 what would you do with it.

What is your biggest scum tell?

Do you have any hidden talents we don't know about

The London olympics aren't too far away. Does everyone in England get holidays because of that? Are you going to watch anything there?

Favourite open set up?

What do you think is the most balanced indy role, and in what sort of set up?

Are you ever going to host game? What flavour do you think you'd use?

Acknowledges he lives in England

>asks him what he'd do with $5




Is it meant to be a funny joke?

 

[X1-12]

Sword if you say "how was your tea today" were you talking about tea the drink??

 

[vanderzant]

Haha @X1 no I just ask that question every interview. Forgot you guys still use ye olde currency.

 

[#HBC | Dancer]

. . . Yes?

Um, could I have been talking about something else (serious question)?

 

[X1-12]

Yeah "tea" also means like, dinner or supper so your question reads: "How was your dinner today?"

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

wtf british people?

 

[X1-12]

I presume its because we would take afternoon tea (and scones), but then people started eating things that weren't scones and the meal in late afternoon just became "tea"

 

[#HBC | Nabe]

When will you and X1 just **** already?
When will you and I just **** already?
Come to Canada, we're Wales 2.

 

[#HBC | Nabe]

swiss ******** 8
j ***** 5
nabe 0

vote: nabe
for being a cool cat

sloppy makeouts

 

[adumbrodeus]

Your plane goes down over a jungle, as you crawl out of the burning wreckage, you are approached by a bear. Which dgamer is the bear? Will you survive the encounter? (you may use the fact that only a relatively small number of bears exist in rainforests in your answer)

 

[Ramen King]

Nabe is sooo funnnnny lmao

 

[#HBC | Red Ryu]

Opinion of me? (Red Ryu to be exact)

I don't like your play style of just sheep me, but you get results so well with it. What is the magic with it?

How do you and Ryker know each other so well?

How is your job?

Got anything else you love to do outside of mafia?

Am I a grade A moron?

If you could get any role in the world which one?, (One for each alignment)

Why are alignment changing roles bad?

I think you are the best mafia player on this site, opinion on runner ups?

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

I have to ask you Swiss. Cheese?

If you could have a perfect scum team of you and 2 others, who would they be? (inb4 yourself 3 times).

 

[#HBC | Laundry]

What's your scumhunting method and why is it so integral to know the identity of the poster? In Ryker Mafia you issued an ultimatum about hydra heads identifying which head was posting for the sake of your reads and you never explained it in postgame.

Anything in particular you love about the U.K.?

How in bloody blazes did Dissidia work?

Why can I never finish a game with you?

 

[#HBC | Ryker]

Hey babe, would you drink me under the table?

Why do you think that so few people have any idea whatsoever about how Swiss thinks?

 

[#HBC | Nabe]

Swiss, why are you so easy to read?

 

[#HBC | marshy]

how was your day today

 

[ranmaru]

Any luck finding the ladies?

 

[#HBC | Nabe]

Any luck finding the lads?

 

[X1-12]

Ask yourself an interesting question



Answer it

 

[Ramen King]

-Favorite mafia games: Old, Not so Recent, and Recent
-What do you consider your play style?
-If you could have any super power what would you have?
-What does your average day consist of?
-What are your biggest hopes/dreams?