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DFW Brawl Thread: Batou Monthly, Feb 18th - Revolution 10, Mar 3rd

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Jack Kieser

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See, this is what I love about SWF; anywhere else, I'd be hearing Tina Turner jokes about the hurricane. Here, I'm hearing Fire Emblem jokes. Awesome.
 

K.G.

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haha ike L-cancelled so he could hit faster and kill a melee weekend, that suuuucks!


on the bright side i got to play Roy_r in melee for like an hour, most amazing falcon i've ever encountered :)

even worse he broke the shield lol
 

Jack Kieser

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Well played, Infinity. Well played. :laugh:

Oh, I was thinking about HOBO earlier and I was wondering, since we have to go down this way to get to Houston anyway, would the people going like to crash at my place that Friday night? That way, we'd all be ready in the morning, we'd already be down south near 45 (that's how I always get there, at least), AND we can all practice. That is, if we don't already have a meeting place or anything. But, just throwing that out there; my house is open to those who need it.
 

Ladybug

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This is quite possibly the worst joke I've ever made.

But I'll be ****ed if it's not funny as hell when you get it.

*picture*
Oh man my sides hurt. :D

Now I have the urge to play Diablo instead of going to class.... Hmmm.... Must resist. **** you Infinity and you're subliminal peer pressure.
 

chronoize

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if u want ill bring chinese sausage tomarrow

for all u white folks.
i forgot a rule in Asian house.
Never ever ask whats inside your food
 

DEV64

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this is kick *** im saying this though Wii internet its awsome and ill see hopfully everybody next week at phazs espesaly everybody i have a mm withXD! D-phat can u mabey give me a ride to HOBO11 if theres still room:)
 

Daimonster

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He's excited about his boyfriend coming over.

When's the last time you two saw each other anyway?
Oh just yesterday, hot steamy man sex for 23 hours and 59 minutes.

on the real: I got breakfast in bed + Estellas (hardcore mexican jig) and DP's to look forward to.

wow, that's a really dirty soundin post
 

Big Bob

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DP, I might show up for a bit. What's your apartment number again? (and what time are you expecting people?)
 

Infinitysmash

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Oh just yesterday, hot steamy man sex for 23 hours and 59 minutes.

on the real: I got breakfast in bed + Estellas (hardcore mexican jig) and DP's to look forward to.

wow, that's a really dirty soundin post
Steamy man sex, breakfast in bed and DP.

I thought people like you kept that kinda stuff on the down-low.
 

Arikado

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Seems like a good time to post this...

AndyCutd (1:34:20 AM): btw damien = biggest loser I have no clue how he has a gf
AndyCutd (1:34:23 AM): he plays brawl and DOTA
AndyCutd (1:34:40 AM): AND watches porn while talking to people on the phone
AndyCutd (1:34:43 AM): OMG have I told you about that?
ArikadOdakirA (1:35:42 AM): hahaha no
AndyCutd (1:35:49 AM): alright so i was talking to damien
AndyCutd (1:35:55 AM): i heard porno music + a mouse click
AndyCutd (1:36:04 AM): 30 minutes into the conversation and he was murmuring something like
AndyCutd (1:36:13 AM): have you ever realized that all the porno has the same guys
AndyCutd (1:36:18 AM): and i was like WTF why are you checking the guys out
AndyCutd (1:36:27 AM): BETTER QUESTION why are you watching porn while talking to me
ArikadOdakirA (1:36:30 AM): hahaha
ArikadOdakirA (1:36:37 AM): sick man, he was touching himself to your voice
AndyCutd (1:36:46 AM): No clue i know im sexy and **** but **** thats alittle too gay
AndyCutd (1:37:49 AM): btw i convinced damien to dress up as c viper for halloween
AndyCutd (1:37:51 AM): makes me question even more
ArikadOdakirA (1:38:05 AM): hahaha
ArikadOdakirA (1:38:07 AM): wow
ArikadOdakirA (1:38:11 AM): hang on, gotta let my dog out
ArikadOdakirA (1:38:18 AM): and change my locks since he knows where i live now
AndyCutd (1:38:23 AM): ROFL
 

chronoize

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Seems like a good time to post this...

AndyCutd (1:34:20 AM): btw damien = biggest loser I have no clue how he has a gf
AndyCutd (1:34:23 AM): he plays brawl and DOTA
AndyCutd (1:34:40 AM): AND watches porn while talking to people on the phone
AndyCutd (1:34:43 AM): OMG have I told you about that?
ArikadOdakirA (1:35:42 AM): hahaha no
AndyCutd (1:35:49 AM): alright so i was talking to damien
AndyCutd (1:35:55 AM): i heard porno music + a mouse click
AndyCutd (1:36:04 AM): 30 minutes into the conversation and he was murmuring something like
AndyCutd (1:36:13 AM): have you ever realized that all the porno has the same guys
AndyCutd (1:36:18 AM): and i was like WTF why are you checking the guys out
AndyCutd (1:36:27 AM): BETTER QUESTION why are you watching porn while talking to me
ArikadOdakirA (1:36:30 AM): hahaha
ArikadOdakirA (1:36:37 AM): sick man, he was touching himself to your voice
AndyCutd (1:36:46 AM): No clue i know im sexy and **** but **** thats alittle too gay
AndyCutd (1:37:49 AM): btw i convinced damien to dress up as c viper for halloween
AndyCutd (1:37:51 AM): makes me question even more
ArikadOdakirA (1:38:05 AM): hahaha
ArikadOdakirA (1:38:07 AM): wow
ArikadOdakirA (1:38:11 AM): hang on, gotta let my dog out
ArikadOdakirA (1:38:18 AM): and change my locks since he knows where i live now
AndyCutd (1:38:23 AM): ROFL
i lol'd so hard at this!

and for some reason i pictured andy dressing up as c.viper then i had a good vomit :chuckle:
 

Arikado

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i lol'd so hard at this!

and for some reason i pictured andy dressing up as c.viper then i had a good vomit :chuckle:
Nah, he's dressing up as Honda...

AndyCutd (1:43:36 AM): but in return i have to dress up as ehonda
AndyCutd (1:44:21 AM): ehonda = easy
AndyCutd (1:44:23 AM): alittle face pant
AndyCutd (1:44:26 AM): alittle loin clothes
AndyCutd (1:44:28 AM): im ready to go
ArikadOdakirA (1:44:41 AM): well, tell me where you're going for halloween
ArikadOdakirA (1:44:44 AM): so i know which side of town to avoid
AndyCutd (1:44:54 AM): WHAT me dressing up as ehonda is HOT ****
ArikadOdakirA (1:45:05 AM): yeah, but come on
ArikadOdakirA (1:45:13 AM): i'm afraid you and damien would start making out or something
AndyCutd (1:45:24 AM): nah damien by far is the gay one
AndyCutd (1:45:27 AM): im perfectly normal
ArikadOdakirA (1:45:36 AM): well he'd put the moves on you
ArikadOdakirA (1:45:38 AM): in a chick outfit
ArikadOdakirA (1:45:39 AM): no thanks
AndyCutd (1:45:44 AM): thats very true..
AndyCutd (1:45:49 AM): i may have to avoid him as well
ArikadOdakirA (1:45:54 AM): brb gonna throw up thinking about it
AndyCutd (1:46:05 AM): WHAT for reals?
AndyCutd (1:46:08 AM): damien is the ***got ****it
AndyCutd (1:46:09 AM): lol
ArikadOdakirA (1:48:39 AM): ok, i feel a little better
ArikadOdakirA (1:48:46 AM): but that mental image will be burned into my retinas forever
AndyCutd (1:48:55 AM): OKAY now picture me popping out of my loin
ArikadOdakirA (1:49:04 AM): dude come on
AndyCutd (1:49:06 AM): lol
 

DallasPhat

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**** Melee1??.. on a side note everything said in kado post = true, no lies no johns and I quoted damien word for word btw when I said "have you ever realized that all the porno has the same guys" trust me I was very scared.

Oh just yesterday, hot steamy man sex for 23 hours and 59 minutes.

on the real: I got breakfast in bed + Estellas (hardcore mexican jig) and DP's to look forward to.

wow, that's a really dirty soundin post

What.. damien are you referring to me as your hot steamy man sex partner? If so.. I don't think we can ever brawl again.

Also what event is the WTF2 on 9/20? Is that the one in San Antonio or Waco? Because I believe San Antonio is holding that Gamealot Monthly thing so I was curious.
 
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