DFW Brawl Thread: Batou Monthly, Feb 18th - Revolution 10, Mar 3rd

[DallasPhat]

I still don't see the connection between Smash and Buttholes.

oh well

ZAC you are the best LOL... you're still gay though...

 

[furiousduffmanx]

Phantom: after you play espy plenty of times let me know what you think on the match-up.
Always thought it was warios advantage but he ***** me. He is too fast, couldn't even hit him with air attacks. Wait any attack actually.

 

[PhantomX]

Phantom: after you play espy plenty of times let me know what you think on the match-up.
Always thought it was warios advantage but he ***** me. He is too fast, couldn't even hit him with air attacks. Wait any attack actually.

Talk to the Sonic players. Generally when a Sonic wins it's because they outplayed the opponent. This does not mean that Wario has a disadvantage. Hell, our Fsmash beats any and all of Sonic's rolling type moves, as does our bite. His fsmash and bair are beast though, and if he's lucky he can spring gimp us.

 

[Slaps]

@Honkey: As Ike says "Prepare Yourself" see you at DPhats

 

[Ladybug]

Seems like a waste of time. I'd just make her gimme BJs while I played.

This is not a good idea. It hurts the back of the head.

 

[Sudai]

I still don't see the connection between Smash and Buttholes.

oh well

There is no connection. Butthole is just good. : )

 

[PhantomX]

This is not a good idea. It hurts the back of the head.

I can play standing Also, in case you didn't catch it I was fooling around. I don't want to lose at Brawl because I'm climaxing!

 

[Van Jones]

Remember, matches usually last around five minutes. You'll still have four or so minutes to catch up.

 

[Sudai]

Lol.

Bjburn!

 

[Ladybug]

I dunno, you might be in more of a hurry to get done so that you don't lose, win, and then climax making it the best match ever!

 

[PhantomX]

I dunno, you might be in more of a hurry to get done so that you don't lose, win, and then climax making it the best match ever!

I like the way you think.

 

[N.O.T.A.-SrsC@]

I'm confused, wouldn't a BJ be a little distracting while playing Smash? Of course, if you brought one of her friends along so both were getting blown during a match, then it's fair...

 

[Ladybug]

Mind games! You have to be able to concentrate during all circumstances!

 

[PhantomX]

Lol... if you get seasoned and practiced in such, and have your significant other/hooker do it during a tournament... who will be more distracted... you, or your opponent? Your opponent of course. It's like a free win... AND SEX.

 

[mydadsacop123]

i usually blow my load at the end of the match anyway...

 

[Santi]

Whats a BJ?

 

[Hylian]

Ive seen Kawai and Val just not in person, i saw Kawaii's AIB and Vals myspace.

Kprimes sister didnt enter cuz she wanted to record, but she entered one before and she LOVES brawl.

oh and she is 16

u perv

Lol I'm pretty sure Val doesn't play brawl, and yes she is a girl.

Also, I didn't know Kprimes sister played brawl until she added me on AiB lol.

 

[Ruthless]

The Val i know does play brawl, she plays mario. This was way back when i played wifi tho and we were in the same clan

lol wifi clans >_>

so yea idk if she still plays or not, but this might be a different Val

 

[DMG]

Whats a BJ?

It's a BEAH!-Job.

 

[Santi]

heheheheehehehee


DMG Is funniesssss

 

[PhantomX]

It's a BEAH!-Job.

No WONDER they feel SO AMAZING.

 

[Bwett]

Screw the bj, delay the match and just go straight for the rope and whip. Your opponent will understand lol

 

[Ruthless]

heheheheehehehee


DMG Is funniesssss

Dark Magician Girl!

 

[Infinitysmash]

If the girl was really talented she'd be able to go down on you while she 3 stocks your opponent. Best girlfriend ...in game.

 

[PhantomX]

Screw the bj, delay the match and just go straight for the rope and whip. Your opponent will understand lol

What is it with you and whips? Unless you plan on making her hold the whip in her mouth, tie a rope around her and ride her like a Yoshi while she whips you with her "tongue"? :X

 

[chronoize]

wow...."I'm a little scared" going to this smash fest with all this talk about bj

 

[Van Jones]

Screw the bj, delay the match and just go straight for the rope and whip. Your opponent will understand lol

Wow. Billy is a freak.

I want a sammich...................now.

 

[DMG]

What is it with you and whips? Unless you plan on making her hold the whip in her mouth, tie a rope around her and ride her like a Yoshi while she whips you with her "tongue"? :X

"DAAAAAAAANG!"

"SHEEEEET!"

lol.

 

[Ladybug]

If that were possible, it would definitely be interesting to see the contortion.

 

[PhantomX]

Yoshi tongues are very long and flexible, stop destroying his fantasies!

Oh, and lol and <3 for chronoize.

 

[Ladybug]

I would love to meet the chick who has that tongue... >:D

 

[mydadsacop123]

Whats a BJ?

it stands for big jerk

 

[Ruthless]

it stands for big jerk

using the mouth

 

[DMG]

Actually, BJ stands for Bad Johns.

I HATE BAD JOHNS!!!

 

[Duffman0615]

BJ = Big Jaws
A girl with big jaws is scary o.o...

 

[Hylian]

Soo...I might be going to this after all. We'll see.

 

[Bwett]

Whoa, -I- would be whipping -her-. Jeez, know the difference lol. Btw, Beah, where are the vids of me being awesome?

 

[Infinitysmash]

I would love to meet the chick who has that tongue... >:D

Hawt.

 

[Van Jones]

Bwett, I'm still posting them. Also, you're a freak.

Hylian, make up your mind.

I'll be in Dallas tomorrow. I should probably just move there.

 

[Hylian]

Okay!

So, I will be driving to houston tonight, staying with Sethlon and taking him and Kalo to the Dallas tournament. I think we are going to drive up to Dphatts friday if thats cool with him.

I'm leaving for houston now so yeah.