Define smash in one sentence

[phanna]

Just curious what everyone will come up with. I find the Wikipedia definition dry.

Mine: Competitive SSBM is a real-time game of observation, options, choices, and execution against present human opponent(s), based on Nintendo franchises.

 

[StealthyGunnar]

A superb, real-time fighting game which offers a feeling of importance, hype, and awesomeness only achieved when playing one of the best games of all time. This being SSBM.

 

[Cobalt]

Super Smash Bros. Melee: Competitive Multiplayer King of the Hill

 

[choknater]

This game *****

 

[X1-12]

The only thing that can make straight men **** while in a room full of other sweaty guys

 

[The Star King]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17sEq7HX2QE

 

[RuKeN]

i define in one word

****!

 

[Tee ay eye]

**** .

 

[GreatRit]

Melee is the game that defeats the purpose of life.

 

[Nø Ca$h]

the only thing that is more important than getting butt

 

[Yung Mei]

Melee be da bess you ever had

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

Melee is a game in which if you believe and try you can win this, even if you main pichu or fox impossible is only what you deceeide, for there is no limit as like in life.

 

[P.C. Jona]

this game is gay

but i love it

 

[Anth0ny]

SSBM is a game you will never get sick of. Ever.

Spoiler

thats two sentences. darn it

 

[Yung Mei]

Tiers don exits

 

[soju]

No johns!!!

 

[PGH Carroll]

Melee is dope son.

 

[Youngling]

Super Smash Brothers Melee is a highly in depth competitive fighter not only due to it's wide array of characters but also do to it's vast amount of advanced techniques.

 

[Geist]

Somehow an incredible casual game while simultaneously being an incredible competitive game.

 

[Eternal Yoshi]

"Super Smash Bros Melee is an excellent competitive non-traditional figthing game with many options, lots of hidden depth, good enough balance, and has familiar faces."

Blowtoes's sentence is my favorite.

 

[Dart!]

It's like your eyeballs orgasming while your hands are getting off

 

[Pi]

Underrated, overlooked, and ignorantly ignored by the masses; SSBM is the greatest, most in depth multiplayer fighting game of our generation.

 

[Youngling]

Underrated, overlooked, and ignorantly ignored by the masses; SSBM is the greatest, most in depth multiplayer fighting game of our generation.

cant have a semi colon if both sides arent complete sentences

 

[Koskinator]

oh that upsmash

 

[THeDarKnesS]

SSBM is a hella of a drug.

 

[ChivalRuse]

Never gets old.

 

[SSBM_Sora]

A religon.

 

[j3ly]

everything

 

[TheGoat]

kvlt, and the best video game ever

 

[Metà]

Show me ya moves.

 

[Deleted member]

**** them.

 

[Jim Morrison]

happy feet, wombo combo, that aint falco that ai- oh oh oh ohh ohhhhhhhhhh oh my god WOMBO COMBOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

[Pi]

cant have a semi colon if both sides arent complete sentences

close enough

 

[Resolve]

Don`t go down there jeff.

 

[M@d-F!ghter]

Don't get hit !

or bruce style: Be water my friend !

 

[-ShadowPhoenix-]

Melee - The only game that will make you a chick magnet.

 

[LLDL]

Super Smash Bros. Melee is the most intuitive Nintendo Game of all time.

 

[King Funk]

SSBM is a video game.

 

[JPOBS]

******* be getting ****ed up in melee.

 

[ERayz]

It's a good game.