Corrupt-a-wish!

[Iceweasel]

Granted. He sleeps on your face, and you die of asphyxiation, blood loss (from broken nose) and/or drowning (from nose blood in lungs).

I wish that I lived in a mecha anime.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but your character dies at the first episode.

I wish I knew everything.

Granted. He sleeps on your face, and you die of asphyxiation, blood loss (from broken nose) and/or drowning (from nose blood in lungs).

Am I a bad person for laughing so hard at this?

 

[Iceweasel]

Granted, but you know the methods and full extent of modern surveillance and become a hermit to protect yourself from the various people who want to have you killed to protect their corporate and/or state secrets.

I wish Nic Cage got more acting roles.



@ The Stoopid Unikorn
Not at all. Actually, that's pretty tame compared to my normal sense of humor. I firmly believe that there are no limits in comedy, and will joke about anything and everything if I can find some grain of humor in it. Neither do I truck with the concept of "too soon".

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but the movies are so terrible, you won't want to even think if warching them.

I wish I had four arms!

 

[LIQUID12A]

Granted, but your arms have no hands.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but the wish will never become a reality.

I wish I could fly!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

The Genie who grants these wishes beats you up for making yet another paradox wish.

Ninja'd

Granted, but you have no means of controlling that ability willingly.

I wish the Star Wars movie would come out sooner.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but its even worse than the prequels

I wish there was less bronies in this planet

 

[LIQUID12A]

Granted, but the lack of bronies allows furries to take their place.

I wish for a wish.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but it's uncorruptable, thus destroying the purpose of said wish and this very thread.

I wish for a duck.

 

[LIQUID12A]

I wish for a decent DC movie to come out.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

But Chica isn't a duck, she's a chicken.

Granted, but it's only ever shown a single time in a single theater and all traces of the film are immediately lost upon it finishing.

I wish to visit the UK.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but you get arrested for a crime you didn't commit and get sent to jail.

I wish people had smarter wishes.

 

[TheMadHatterer]

Granted, but they stop posting them here.

I wish I was a fairy.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I wish college was easier.

 

[TheMadHatterer]

Weren't you supposed to corrupt my wish?

Granted, but now nobody cares about the fact that you went to college-oh, wait.

I wish I had a nose.

 

[TRJV]

Granted, but it's you have no sense of smell.

I wish I had a Ness Amiibo.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but its data is corrupted and will make your game explode if you use it.

I wish for a wishful wish that would grant me the ability to wish for wishful wishes.

Weren't you supposed to corrupt my wish?

So you don't mind being the most annoying "helper" in Hyrule?

Granted, but now nobody cares about the fact that you went to college-oh, wait.

That's mean

 

[Iceweasel]

The genie realizes that not only are you being intentionally confusing, but not even making grammatical sense, and turns you into a newt. You don't get better.

I wish that bug repellant worked.

 

[TheMadHatterer]

Granted, but its data is corrupted and will make your game explode if you use it.

I wish for a wishful wish that would grant me the ability to wish for wishful wishes.


So you don't mind being the most annoying "helper" in Hyrule?

That's mean

I didn't mean it in a personal way. I meant it to be a reference to how many college graduates get rejected by jobs they're more than qualified for. Sorry if I offended you.

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Apology denied.

I wish this wish won't be corrupted

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but instead, your soul will be corrupted to compensate your uncorruptible wish

I wish that Yooka-Laylee becomes the best game ever

 

[Iceweasel]

Granted, but Microsoft sues before it's released and it never sees the light of day.

I wish my dog stayed a puppy forever.

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Granted, but it will never be house trained.

I wish I had an Iron Man suit

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but it has no batteries, and thus would never work

I wish I had a credit card, so I could back Yooka-Laylee

 

[Kenith]

Granted, but Microsoft acquires it and adds cars.

I wish the Resident Evil movies didn't exist.

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Granted but we have Bubsy movies instead

I wish Teen Titans GO! was a better show

 

[Kirbyfan391]

Granted, but it becomes a better show due to relativity, so every other show becomes worse.

I wish I had Smash Wii U.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but you have no Wii U

I wish Smash Run was on Wii U

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Granted, but it's a trophy of the maze.

I wish I was a celebrity

 

[Kirbyfan391]

Granted, but now you have absolutely no privacy whatsoever

I wish there was world peace

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but as a result, we destroy all our weapons and, literally 10 minutes after that, alien warriors invade the earth.

I wish there was more villains in Smash

 

[Sir Gengar de Èctoplasma]

Granted. Dry Bowser and Dark Bowser confirmed as separate clone characters for Smash.

I wish 100000 more wishes.

 

[Iceweasel]

Granted, but they're all corruptible too.

I wish that DLC didn't exist.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but the video game industry crashes.

I wish for a way to solve things faster

 

[Iceweasel]

Granted - You were born with an ability to solve anything. You were discovered with this ability and expelled from 1st grade for cheating on tests, so you can't read. Not being able to fill out a job application, you proceed to guess everybody's bank account passwords and get several thousand years in jail for the identity theft of everybody on Earth.


I wish that hard drives lasted forever.

Granted, but the video game industry crashes.

I wish for a way to solve things faster

Funny, I was thinking that DLC would be a primary factor in a hypothetical vidya crash.

 

[A10theHero]

Granted, but they can't be used for anything.

I wish that my wish is corrupted.

 

[Iceweasel]

Granted, but it's corrupted in a different way than you'd expect.

I wish I didn't have to tag all of my images. (just started running a booru off of localhost)

 

[Winner-Bit]

The genie realizes that not only are you being intentionally confusing, but not even making grammatical sense, and turns you into a newt. You don't get better.

I had a little celebration when I noticed that Monty Python reference.

Granted, but now the images tag you.

I wish that everybody's wishes which are pure of intent and purpose were granted.

 

[A10theHero]

I wish that everybody's wishes which are pure of intent and purpose were granted.

Granted, but the effects of the wishes only last 10 seconds.

I wish that I was a terrible person (or at least more so than now )