Corrupt-a-wish!

[SmasherMaster]

Granted, but our planet gets taken over by Space Pirates.

I wish Genie from Aladdin was real.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but he doesn't want a friend like you.

I wish for a real, functioning Gravity Gun, exactly like the one from Half-Life 2.

 

[Winner-Bit]

Granted. You try to use it pick up a coffee cup, but you miss and pick up your entire country instead. Now THAT'S supercharging.

I wish there were trees that grew Gold Mario amiibos.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but these trees only grow on another planet light years away from Earth.

I wish for Half-Life 3.

 

[Winner-Bit]

Granted, but it's still in pre-alpha stage. You fall through the floor as soon as the game starts.

I wish the world were at eternal peace.

 

[AEMehr]

Peace achieved, all forms of competition have been removed / banned to prevent anything from preventing the peace from being altered (sports / games / etc.)

I wish I had better study habits.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but your grades will get worse to compensate.

I wish for a beard.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but it grows down to foot level and cannot be shaved off.

I wish to participate in a race.

 

[Winner-Bit]

Granted. Your competitors are Sparkster, a TF2 Scout, Sonic, The Flash, and Captain Falcon.

I wish to change color at will.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but the color you'll change into will always be random

I wish everyone was complaining for the right reasons.

 

[Winner-Bit]

Granted, but apparently, everyone has a good reason to complain about something you've done.

I wish this wish were uncorruptable.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but it will never come true.

I wish someone else corrupted my wish

 

[Winner-Bit]

Granted:

I̶̻ ҉̻̼̰w̧̩͎̠͓͉̮̘i̩̫͔͖s̮̳ͅh͎͎̥͖ ̙̱͙̞͉͇s̱̫̺̫̟̯̩͜o͇̪̣͉m͝eo̺͙̪̗̺n̰͕̜̩̠e ͜e҉͖̝l̨̥̣̻̦̗̗͙s̶̲͓͎e̼̜̘̼͎̭̟ ̪̩̟͔̥c̡̙̤ǫ͈̫r̹̙͜ṟ̮͙̲͇͞u̳͈̳̭̟͘p̸̱̦̺̳t̳̩̤̪e̛͇̥͈d̖̗̮̗̰̖ ̯m̸͚͎̫͔̣͕ͅy̲͎ w̡̦̖̰͓͉̟̞i̵̗̮s̟͉̗h̟̞͈

I wish my amiibo were the best in the world.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, they're the best at being bad

I wish for an early copy of MKX.

 

[Winner-Bit]

Granted. You receive your copy two seconds before everyone else.

I wish for universal death, destruction, and misery.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Granted but it is the universal death, destruction and misery happens to another universe.

I wish for nothing to change.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, everyone will act like babies, the first stage of human life

I wish for HOO HAHs

 

[Winner-Bit]

Granted. You get an owl and a hyena delivered straight to your living room table.

I wish for fish on a dish.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but it's still alive and uncooked.

Also, to keep it alive your house is flooded completely.

I wish I knew how to sail.

 

[Jiggly]

granted, but you get stuck on a boat with no sail in the middle of ocean.


I wish I had an early version of Splatoon

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but it's the very first version every created, before anything was properly polished at all and it is extremely buggy and limited in gameplay.

I wish people would stop wishing for uncorruptable wishes.

 

[Jiggly]

Granted, but it's the very first version every created, before anything was properly polished at all and it is extremely buggy and limited in gameplay.

I wish people would stop wishing for uncorruptable wishes.

granted, but no one in the world ever wishes or hopes for anything ever again

I wish I didn't have to breathe

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, but you can still be killed.

I wish for a milkshake.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but you'll be REALLY sick if you drink it.

I wish my dogs weren't stupid

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, but they're so smart their intellect is that of an evil genius, so they take over the human race.

I wish for a new robot computer game.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, you get R.O.B.

I wish I was better at what I do. [insert Wolverine emote]

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, but you only get slightly better, and everyone else is still better at what you do than you.

I wish for a fire extinguisher.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but it's empty and you won't know it until you really need it

I wish someone else would show up in this thread......

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, but that someone else gets banned as soon as he shows up.

I wish for the fire in his room to come out.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but it spreads all over Earth and scorches the entire planet.

I wish I knew what to have for breakfast right now.

 

[A Very Nice Dishwasher]

Granted. You decide to have 8 tons of pancakes and you become morbidly obese.
I wish for more wishes.

 

[Jiggly]

Granted. You decide to have 8 tons of pancakes and you become morbidly obese.
I wish for more wishes.

Granted, but you die instantly so you can never use them

I wish I could be the last post of this thread

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, you'll be the last post for half an hour until some jerk replies

I wish for a cleaner house

 

[A Very Nice Dishwasher]

Granted. Everything in your house, including you, disappears.
I wish Diddy did not exist.

 

[JayTheUnseen]

Granted, but the Hoo-Hah still lives on!

I wish for a headset.

 

[Winner-Bit]

Granted. As you don the headset, it adheres to your skull, integrating itself completely and transforming you into a Cyberman. (Someone call the Doctor!)

I wish I knew what my cat was thinking.

 

[JayTheUnseen]

Granted, but it turns out your cat is thinking like Garfield. Uh-oh.

I wish to have SONIC SPEED

 

[A Very Nice Dishwasher]

Granted. You may never say "You're too slow" again.
I wish my leg didn't ache.

 

[Jiggly]

granted, but your leg is totally gone, now you are disabled.

I wish for a melee HD on wii u

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but all the advanced techs are removed, and so is your main

I wish for better weather where I live