Corrupt-a-wish!

[Kirbyfan391]

Granted, but it flattens you.

I wish I went to the moon.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted you get banished to the moon

I wish i had the Money to buy a Wii U

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but the Wii U failed and is no longer sold in stores, leaving you to get even more money to buy one from scalpers on eBay

I wish everyone was bigger, so Ridley could get in

 

[Kirbyfan391]

Granted, but now everyone's too big to get in Smash.

I wish it was snowing.

 

[FirestormNeos]

Granted, it's caused by Yimir so it's a never-ending winter. (lol it's snowing where I live.)

I wish I knew the release date of Mighty #9.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, it's cancelled

I wish everyone was pink

 

[Kirbyfan391]

Granted, but now animals mistake us for hostile flamingos and attack us all.(even the normal flamingos too btw)

I wish I had 100,000+ likes

 

[jaketheknight]

Granted, 100,001 likes on your leaked nudes.
I wish to be a culinary master.

 

[Kirbyfan391]

Granted, you're a culinary master in the art of terrible food.

I wish I was the best and most famous Smash Bros. player ever.

 

[jaketheknight]

Granted! Your preferred version is now banned from Apex and EVO!
I wish for a high powered computer!

 

[Kirbyfan391]

Granted, this computer breaks down.

I wish I didn't have to type in my computer and could do so instead solely by telepathy.

 

[jaketheknight]

Granted, sticky keys is activated and you don't know how to deactivate it!
I wish my city had Google Fiber.

 

[dankmlgnoscope]

granted, but google goes bankrupt

i wish

 

[Banana Waffle Deed]

Granted, but your mute and cannot wish for anything more.


I wish I knew what Kirby was made out of.

 

[FirestormNeos]

Granted, it's made from the tissue of the organs of his victims.

I wish McDonald's would get my order right the first time more often.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but the service is still incredibly slow nonetheless.

I wish I could read faster.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but your writing is 9000 times slower.

I wish the Miis were actually good in SM4SH

 

[SmasherMaster]

Granted, but all of the other characters are nerfed to where they all take damage when you make them walk, sheild, dodge or attack.

Edit: I wish that people would stop using literally when they mean the literal exact opposite of the word.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but they now used words like "Irony" incorrectly all the time.

I wish the above post contained a wish.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Granted, but you now need to corrupt it.

I dream that a dream is a wish my heart makes.

 

[FirestormNeos]

Wish granted. The genie that granted it now just gives you a "are you seriously that pretentious?" look.

Granted, but they now used words like "Irony" incorrectly all the time.

They already do that.

I wish I would act like I give damn about school instead of only complaining about it all the time.

 

[dankmlgnoscope]

granted, but you are kicked out.


i wish they would remove Mega Man from Smash and add Bubsy the Bobcat

 

[JayTheUnseen]

Granted, but he freezes the game.

I wish all the brony haters were turned into ponies like in the show.

 

[FirestormNeos]

granted, they turn into cloppers.

I wish I knew when the Smash 4 tier list was coming out.

 

[dankmlgnoscope]

Granted, but they only have Dark Pit


i wish Mario Party 11 would bring back the original gameplay and the candies from mp8

 

[Bob Bills]

Granted, but it's full of game-breaking bugs.

I wish the world will end thanks to my Doomsday Device!

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, but it misses and hits Uranus instead.

I wish for a manly costume.

 

[Bob Bills]

Granted, now you can't take it off.

I wish to rule the world!

 

[FirestormNeos]

You are then immediately betrayed by Joseph Stalin.

I wish I wasn't such a jerk.

 

[RobinOnDrugs]

You get taken advantage of by everybody you know, including your own mother.

I wish I had the ability to stop time.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but you don't have the ability to make it flow again.

I wish I knew what to do with some old stuff I haven't used or done anything with in years.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted you can't find said stuff and can't do anything to them as a result


I wish it was April 3..

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, but it's on April 3rd 11:59 PM.

I wish for a new toy.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted:

Spoiler

I wish for a Vinyl Scratch plushie.

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, but it ends up like the end of Sonic.exe and eats you.

I wish to go the beach.

 

[Bob Bills]

Granted, it's a nudist beach.

I wish this wish won't be corrupted.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Granted, but the wish will not become illegal.

I wish upon a star that my dreams will come true.

 

[Winner-Bit]

Granted, but you're actually standing upon the star and it melts your flesh.

I wish I had one of every Amiibo ever made.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but they're invisible amiibos inside invisible boxes

I wish I could have the ability to steal wishes

 

[Winner-Bit]

Granted, but you steal a death wish.

I wish Samus Aran were real.