Corrupt-a-wish!

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, put people will use another word instead.

I wish for a wish, which will wish me a wish from my wishlist that I'm currently wishing for, as I'm making this very wishful wish.

Sadly that better world will require the deaths of millions, if not billions, of people who have a different interpretation of "better" then you.

How is that a bad thing for Villager?

 

[FirestormNeos]

I wish for a wish, which will wish me a wish from my wishlist that I'm currently wishing for, as I'm making this very wishful wish.

Leonardo DiCaprio does nothing but glare at you like you're an idiot.

How is that a bad thing for Villager?

Oh, didn't notice that part.

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I wish I wasn't so prone to getting angry at controversies.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but everything else pissed you off and it's incredibly funny to look.

I wish for a cleaner Internet.

 

[FirestormNeos]

Granted, but everything else pissed you off and it's incredibly funny to look.

I wish for a cleaner Internet.

SOPA/PIPA has you covered bro.

I wish the problems in the world didn't make want to take over the world and stomp the problems out.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

SOPA/PIPA has you covered bro.

The goal of this thread is to corrupt the wish.... >.<

I wish the problems in the world didn't make want to take over the world and stomp the problems out.

Granted, but everyone's dead.

I wish for an animal to shiw up magically

 

[FirestormNeos]

The goal of this thread is to corrupt the wish.... >.<

Granted, but everyone's dead.

Wait, are we supposed to act like our avi? because it's really hard to corrupt Villager's wishes.

I wish for an animal to shiw up magically

It's a Brown Recluse.

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I wish there was an easier way to make the world better without the use of genocide or a dictatorship.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but no one would actually use thay way

I WISH FOR WAFFLES XD

Wait, are we supposed to act like our avi? because it's really hard to corrupt Villager's wishes.

You're overthinking it, but lol anyway!

You just corrupt the wish, ignore the avi.

 

[FirestormNeos]

Granted, but no one would actually use thay way

I WISH FOR WAFFLES XD

They'd been poisoned. Enjoy your dysentery, Oregon Trail noob.

You're overthinking it, but lol anyway!

You just corrupt the wish, ignore the avi.

ok. ty.

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I wish Sonic Boom had more polish.

 

[Kenith]

I wish Sonic Boom had more polish.

Granted, but then people would mistakenly think it's a well-made game.

I wish I didn't have to eat.

 

[dankmlgnoscope]

granted, you can't drink either.

i wish for swagnemite and the dankest of the illuminati's dank memes

 

[FirestormNeos]

granted, you can't drink either.

i wish for swagnemite and the dankest of the illuminati's dank memes

swagnezone would end up being more "dank."

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I wish people didn't ***** about Samus's Heels.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but they now ***** about the usefulness of the Zero Suit

I wish Mewtwo was free outside of Club Nintendo

 

[FirestormNeos]

Granted, but they now ***** about the usefulness of the Zero Suit.

I wish Mewtwo was free outside of Club Nintendo

"zero sut 2 stronk nintendo plz nerf"

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He sucks playing as as a result.

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I wish Reddit and Tumblr were removed from existence.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but Facebook and Twitter are invaded by EVEN MORE lifeless freaks

I wish this thread had funnier wishes

 

[FirestormNeos]

Granted, but Facebook and Twitter are invaded by EVEN MORE lifeless freaks

If they swarm into facebook, good. That site could use a little TLC (Twisted, Lethal Carnage)

I wish this thread had funnier wishes

Some idiot would get offended and get the thread locked.

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I wish teenagers weren't petty little ****s.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but babies now cry so loud, you can become deaf

I wish there was someone else in this thread

 

[Geek]

Granted, but this is the only "someone else" you'll get.

I wish people would read my post on the "Avatar Smash" thread.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but no one replies


I wish for love and peace

(Unrelated, but it sounds incredibly disturbing when the person wishing that has a Killager avi, right?)

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted. The love is only present in animal life and peace occurs only because humans everywhere miraculously vanish from existence.

I wish to be a famous animator.

 

[JayTheUnseen]

Granted, but your work is invisible and no one can see it ( yet they all praise it )

I wish I were less shy.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but everyone else becomes shy and thus you're left with very few people to talk to.

I wish I knew more about FNaF3 (a trailer of which has just been released).

 

[FirestormNeos]

It turns out to be another flappy bird clone.

I wish 's sword/book didn't break so easily.

 

[Geek]

Granted, but he/she cannot tip the scales.

Ai wishu zatto Ingurisshu ekusisuto inu Ingurisshu bikasu ai donto no.

 

[Xinc]

Granted, but no one will be able to understand you.

I wish I could do a real life Falcon Punch

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but it burns you 'till death.

I wish I had a sword

 

[JayTheUnseen]

Granted but Roy challenges you to a duel to the death right afterwards.

I wish I could watch a certain show without being worried about my family finding out.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but the show gets cancelled

I wish I could do the Warlock Punch

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted you don't get super armor and get punished for using the move resulting in KO's

I Wish for S5's release date to be revealed..

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but it doesn't have any release date, if you know what I mean

EDIT: Forgot the wish part. So silly! >.<

I wish to sleep

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but you'll never wake up again.

I wish for a glass of chocolate milk.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted here's a glass and a a cotton candy cloud. But the world is now in eternal Chaos

I wish for a Sunset Shimmer Plushie

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but a dog rips it off

I wish for Winter to end

 

[FirestormNeos]

You got: Pollen Allergy! Enjoy the Spring!

I wish I didn't think about society and how it's ****ing itself over endlessly all the damn time.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted: You are now dead

I wish I didn't have to do homework (not that I have any right now )

 

[FirestormNeos]

Your grades plummet and your life unravels at every corner.

Granted: You are now dead

Boo, cop out!

I wish I didn't think about society and how it's ****ing itself over endlessly all the damn time. (because someone messed up)

 

[JayTheUnseen]

Granted but now instead you are the one messing it up.

I wish all traces of Substitutes vanished from Earth.

 

[FirestormNeos]

You then realize that 90% of humanity were substitutes and you just erased them all from existence.

I wish I wasn't so frustrated all the time.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but instead, you're depressed all the time and often find yourself sitting lonely in a corner of a small room.

I wish I would change my avatar less often than I do.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but you're perma-banned

I wish there weren't so many ponies in Smashboards

 

[JayTheUnseen]

Granted, but now you are a MLP fan yourself.

I wish Smashboards had a better system for editing signatures.