Corrupt-a-wish!

[WolfieXVII ❂]

Granted, but you can only edit it once
I wish for a car :v

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted but it doesn't Run

I wish I could go to Bronycon..

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but it's post-apocalyptic and you can't leave

I wish for a new toy!!!

 

[WolfieXVII ❂]

Granted, however it turns out to be Chucky the doll
I wish for moar Club Nintendo coins

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but all the rewards are gone!

I wish that Mother 3 gets released outside of Japan

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted but the game gets recalled before you can get one..

I wish i could get something actually good in wonder trade

 

[FirestormNeos]

Granted, it's a shiny magikarp.

I wish I didn't think about other people's first world problems so much.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but it seems your the only one who can help them and the world becomes a worse place when you don't give them the time of the day to help them.

I wish for a plushies of Greninja, Luxray and Twilight Sparkle.

 

[FirestormNeos]

The Luxray plush has a nasty habit of conducting electricity and becomes a fire hazard, forcing producers of the plush to warrant a recall to save thousands of lives.

I wish victims didn't blame each other for their problems.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted, it's a shiny magikarp.

Actually I already got a shiny magikarp via Wonder trade lol

Granted they blame you now.

I wish it would rain down on me now..

 

[SmasherMaster]

Okay, but it rains pianos!

I wish for no spoilers...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted. Enjoy not being able to use collapse tags.

I wish for some doughnuts.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Granted, but they are jelly filled. And the jelly isn't jelly.


I wish for no more leaks, ever.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but all videogames are now cancelled.

I wish for more DLC in SM4SH

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but the only DLC the game gets will be numerous trophies and nothing more.

I wish I had more motivation to play Horror games.

 

[Natz~]

granted

everything that happens in horror games that you play become real
and they are the only games you want to play

have fun

i wish our cat would like me

 

[JayTheUnseen]

Granted, but now he/she follows you around everywhere, and sits on any object you attempt to interact with to stop you from doing whatever you wanted to do, so you will associate with him/her instead.


I wish for colder weather all here where I live.

 

[FirestormNeos]

Tempertures go down to uninhabitable levels of cold. enjoy.

I wish Sonic still had his "You're too slow!" taunt from Brawl.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but he's cut from Smash 5

I wish for a better computer

 

[Geek]

Granted, but it's some Mac from 1980.

I wish I could travel to anywhere in the world for free.

 

[dankmlgnoscope]

granted, but you see everything the world has to offer and nothing can surprise you anymore

I wish Fishes could makes Wishes.

 

[FirestormNeos]

They wish to enslave the human race and humanity blames you for their suffering for hundreds of years.

I wish I went to bed at a decent hour.

 

[dankmlgnoscope]

granted. you go to bed at decent hours, but sleeping is a different question

I wish for abcqwerty123 to raid smashboards with requests to add corey.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but those requests are deleted and forgotten instantly.

I wish all the wishes made in this thread came true.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted but the universe is now corrupted with all the wishes that happened in this thread.

I wish there was a 0% chance for a crit with no influences in pokemon..

 

[dankmlgnoscope]

granted, but it's only avalible on Pokemon Shuffle.

I wish for dank memes

 

[Kirbyfan391]

Granted, but the internet explodes and becomes extinct.

I wish I met Reggie.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but your body was NOT ready for it. I let you think about what embarassing thing you did.

I wish my Dora avi wasn't so blurry

 

[Advance]

Granted, but it becomes pixelated instead.

I wish Samus was good in Smash 4.

 

[FirestormNeos]

Congrats, now she's the Meta Knight of Smash 4.

I wish I would stop being lazy and actually watched Citizen Kane.

 

[Fluttershy]

Congrats, now she's the Diddy Kong of Smash 4.

Fixed
Granted you can't stop watching Citizen Kane even if you need to go to the bathroom or sleep

I wish there were more Good Fairy type pokemon that don't look like they were designed "crappy"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but all the other Pokemons become creepypastas

I wish for Mother 4 to release sooner (it's an unofficial fan-made game, for those who don't know)

 

[Advance]

Granted, but all content not shown in the trailer is just a reskin of Mother 3.

I wish I'd stop having bad dreams.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but you can no longer sleep unless traumatized

I wish I could sleep

Granted, but all content not shown in the trailer is just a reskin of Mother 3.

I happen to like Mother 3! Also, that would mean Porky's back, which is great!

 

[Advance]

Granted! But you can only sleep while someone is watching you or else you will wake up very loudly.

I wish I was good at video games.

Granted, but you can no longer sleep unless traumatized
I happen to like Mother 3! Also, that would mean Porky's back, which is great!

Me too lol, I'm hoping it'll be a deep game tho.

 

[Kirbyfan391]

Granted, but you get hand injuries as a result.

I wish I had more time to play video games.

 

[dankmlgnoscope]

granted, but the only game you are allowed to play is ocarina of time


i wish people would stop worshiping oot and started worshiping bubsy on snes.

 

[Kirbyfan391]

Granted but now the only games on the market are reprints of Bubsy SNES.

I wish I was a professional Smash player.

 

[FirestormNeos]

Granted, you only make about $10 a tournament.

Fixed

I meant that in the "Samus is so OP in Smash 4 she's just as bad as MK was in Brawl." In other words, worse then Diddy.

I wish people would stop whining about Ridley.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but instead they start whining about Kraid.

I wish I could see the planet Saturn safely up close.