Corrupt-a-wish!

[Substitution]

Granted, but since horses aren't actually mailmen they end up losing the mail along the way.

I wish there was such a thing as flying toasters.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but it's an extremely underdeveloped form of technology that is prone to disaster, such as flying off on their own uncontrollably, often launching scalding hot and burnt toast at random bystanders.

I wish I knew what to eat right now.

 

[Substitution]

Granted, but then you'll never figure out what to drink.

I wish I could build a Substitute army.

 

[Capybara Gaming]

Granted, but since horses aren't actually mailmen they end up losing the mail along the way..

So in other words
exactly what Derpy Hooves does

Granted, but then you'll never figure out what to drink.

I wish I could build a Substitute army.

Granted

but they're all dolls

they can't do anything


I wish Rarity was even more fabulous.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted but she can't get more Fabulous due to how Fabulous she currently is.

I Wish I had a pony plushe atm..

 

[Mechageo]

Granted, but unfortunately it's filled with burning coals instead of cotton.

I wish I had a Classic Controller Pro to GameCube Cable adapter.

 

[Geek]

Granted, but you'll have 100 people over at your house within the next 24 hours to play Smash...and they all have to wait their turn.

I wish we lived in a Pokémon world.

 

[Mechageo]

Granted, but your house is destroyed by a gigantic Tentacruel.

I wish I could Falcon Punch in real life.

 

[JayTheUnseen]

Granted,but its power is so great you are prone to releasing it unwillingly if you are annoyed.

I wish I had an easier time with programming.

 

[Geek]

Granted, and your parents will be respecting your privacy by knocking, but asserting their authority as your mother and father by coming in anyway.

I wish this game didn't corrupt any wishes.

 

[Spirst]

Granted, your wish was corrupted.

I wish I had a cloak of invisibility.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted but you can't take it off ever..

I wish I could fly

 

[Spirst]

Granted, but you can only land for one minute each year and have to constantly be moving.

I wish I made a wormhole.

 

[Geek]

Granted, but it only brings you back to the spot you were before.

I wish I didn't have haters.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, instead you have an unimaginable amount of obsessive fans that never leave you alone wherever you go, online or in real life.

I wish for there to be an episode of MLP focusing on Celestia and Luna when they were fillies.

 

[dankmlgnoscope]

granted, but it's a poor mlp fanfiction with gore, terrible attempts at atmosphere, and characters not acting in character.



i wish to see fish.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted. Enjoy having a look at some Piranhas. While you're in the same body of water as them.

I wish I was a better Sniper in TF2.

 

[Substitution]

Granted. But now you're worse with Heavy.

I wish I could think of a wish.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but you completely forget what it was again before you can make it.

I wish for some donuts. I'm hungry for an early breakfast.

 

[dankmlgnoscope]

granted, but i corrupted it.


i wish someone would hak mother 3 so it's earthbound not mother and it's pokey not porky.

 

[Substitution]

Granted, but the hack is unplayable.

I wish I could record my thoughts.

 

[dankmlgnoscope]

granted but all your dirty thoughts about zero suit samus are leaked.


i wish pajama sam would get his skin problems sorted out.

 

[Geek]

Granted, but then he'll grow up and will turn into a big hunk, which ruins everyone's childhood.

I wish that every legitimate food in the world was good for you.

 

[Kenith]

Granted, but then you would get bored from always eating your favorite food.

I wish I could slap people through the internet.

 

[dankmlgnoscope]

granted, you get arrested.

i wish that they removed all the tloz characters in ssb 4 and replaced them with pac man characters.

 

[Substitution]

Granted, but they can fight back.
Granted, but they're all from Ghostly Adventures.

I wish I could wish for a wish.

 

[dankmlgnoscope]

granted but the wish isn't corrupted

i wish i could copy that floppy so carmen sandeigo oregon trail and tetris fail

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but the floppy is alive and attacks you.

My last wish wasn't answered, so....

I wish for donuts.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted but Homer Simpson eats all the Donuts

I wish there was a premier day for S5 of MLP:FiM already

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, the date is set but unannounced to public...

Doing this wish again too because reasons:

I wish for an episode of MLP focusing on Celestia and Luna when they were fillies.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but it's based on a creepypasta

I wish to be awesome(r)

 

[dankmlgnoscope]

granted, but kids look up to you.

i wish fishes could wish.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but humans lose their ability to wish.

I wish I was asleep right now.

 

[Kenith]

Granted, but then you couldn't play forum games.

I wish we discovered an Earth-like planet.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but they want to enlsave Earth.

For my wish, I wish that my wish is whishing to stop repeating the word "wish".

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but you find yourself repeating random words every time you speak from here on out.

I wish I had some better ideas of what to wish for.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but they will never be granted

I wish for nothing

 

[dankmlgnoscope]

granted, but you get something.


i wish dorb from pokemon fusion was real

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but Mewtwo is also real and murders you

I wish for a better world (Villager)

 

[FirestormNeos]

Sadly that better world will require the deaths of millions, if not billions, of people who have a different interpretation of "better" then you.

I wish people would stop putting "gate" at the end of everything to make it look like a big deal.