Corrupt-a-wish!

[SmasherMaster]

Granted, but you lose everything.

I wish for a pet rock whose I would name Boulder.

 

[Spirst]

Granted, but it becomes a real sentient boulder and crushes your family while you're at the supermarket.

I wish for an indoor beach in my basement.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but the indoor beach's ocean is home to various forms of aquatic life....sharks included.


I wish I could catch up on my sleep properly again.

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, you get nothing, you LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!

EDITED: Woops...

Granted, you sleep permanently.

I wish for clones of myself.

 

[LIQUID12A]

I wish for clones of myself.

Granted, but they attempt to replace you due to their unstable personalities.

I wish to enter a Smash tournament.

 

[Spirst]

Granted. There ends up being a console malfunction and a fire breaks out, effectively canceling the tournament and everyone goes home.

I wish it was October 3rd already.

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, Smash Bros. gets delayed at the last second.

I wish for a manly costume.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Granted but I hope you enjoy your HeMan costume.

I wish that I could go to Comic Con.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Granted, but you'll have to wait for more than six months for the next comic con

I wish I knew what they're cooking for dinner tonight

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, it's a ruined meal.

I wish for a new toy.

 

[Muster]

Granted, but it's Chucky.

I wish to go back in time a week.

 

[Substitution]

Granted, but you wait for Smash even longer. Also, you're under government surveillance for your supernatural actions.

I wish I could draw better.

 

[Spirst]

Granted. You're now adept at drawing straws.

I wish I could visit Wonderland.

 

[Substitution]

Granted, but it's the Care Bear's rendition.

I wish I could jump high.

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, you jump into space and die.

I wish to go to the beach.

 

[Spirst]

Granted, but you do so in a bodybag.

I wish I had a planetarium.

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, a meteor crashes into it.

I wish for a milkshake.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Granted,
The milk wasn't churned.

I wish for some free time

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted. It's now the only time you'll have and you won't be able to make any real progress with your life again.

I wish they would bring back Samurai Jack.

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, it's TV-Y.

I wish they would bring back Courage the Cowardly Dog.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Seeing as how I've haven't made any progress with my life for the past 3 years i don't see how that is an corrupted wish.

Granted, but its an horrible remake
Ninja'd yet still fits

I wish for two days to pass by

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, that's the day you die.

I wish would've never watched Foodfight...

 

[Ridori]

Granted, you watch the GoAnimate Movie 50 times.

I wish people here knew about Gorillaz.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

I wish people here knew about Gorillaz.

I know who they are. . .
Granted,
They stop making music.

I wish i can draw an good hand

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, you're good at drawing hands but can't draw anything else.

I wish I wasn't feeling hungry right now.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

A bit late there seeing how it got drawn an week ago

Granted, your now not hungry for the current second and will forever be hungry regardless of whatever you do for the rest of your life
I wish for nothing

 

[Substitution]

I wish I was not the 666th reply.

 

[Rie Sonomura]

But now you're the 0th poster and because of this cause the natural order of existence to fall apart.

I wish I had a job already.

 

[Sari]

Granted, you get fired the next day.

I wish Dance Moms never existed.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but Dance Dads comes to exist in it's place.

I wish I knew what to do with my signature.

 

[Blaziken]

Granted, but sigs are banned once you know what to do with it.

I wish it was November 21st.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted but the world ends on the 21st

I wish I had room to place that Rarity Gif that's in KoP's Sig into my Sig..

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but the sig becomes stuck as it is forever so the next time you find something you'd like to put in it, it won't save it.

I wish I had woke up earlier than I did this morning.

 

[Sari]

Granted, you wake up at 12:00 a.m. and you're so tired that sleep til 11:00 a.m.

I wish I could redo today.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, your redo goes horribly.

I wish this thread had more activity.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted but the thread will be locked soon after it gets more activity..

I wish for mega Milotic and for it to be water/fairy..

 

[StaffofSmashing]

Granted, but it has a new ability called auto-death in which it dies in 3 turns and each turn its stats are halfed.

I wish I was taller.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but you grow taller than Earth and thus die from being unable to breathe in space.

I wish I knew what game to focus on the most right now.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted but all the video games get destroyed

I wish we knew when Season 5 is going to air.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Granted, it's after Christmas.

I wish I knew whether or not there would be a Christmas direct