Corrupt-a-wish!

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but everyone who gets a pompadour goes bald within a matter of days.

I wish my Freeze Ray didn't need batteries to power it.

 

[Rie Sonomura]

But you need to use a power cord, and the cord is veeeeery small.

I wish Marshal, Shulk and Fiora were the next announced newcomers.

 

[Luigi#1]

Granted. But Smash 4 is completely awful, it sells 3 copies, Nintendo dies. But they are revived because they are bought by Microsoft. And god would that suck.

I wish this wish wasn't granted.

 

[Substitution]

Granted. But you still meet with a terrible fate.

I wish I could make a collection of Substitutes.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted. But they're sentient and they destroy you once you have enough.

I wish I could watch MLP more often.

 

[Sparklepower]

Granted. You now have all the time you want to watch the 1986 my little pony, but can no longer watch the new show.

I wish I could wavedash irl

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Granted, but you get bored

I wish I could be Tails the Fox for a month.

 

[Blaziken]

Granted. You're reduced to a sidekick for a month.

I wish for 3 more wishes.

 

[Luigi#1]

Granted, but you can only wish for:

1.Poop.
2.More poop.
3. The Twilight movies.

Basically the same thing over and over again.

I wish I had a pet Luigi, who was kind and would never kill me, and was cuddly.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Granted, but when Nintendo buys SEGA, you also need a pet Tails. Hehehehehehe!!!

Joking aside, I wish Yoshi's were real and I could ride one to my classes when I return to college in a few weeks

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted but then they turn on you, eat you and place you inside an egg FOREEEEEEEVER

I wish i had a pony plushy of Rarity

 

[Luigi#1]

So... I'm never getting a pet Tails?

Granted but it does creepy pasta **** on you.
"Blah blah hyper realistic blood it tried to kill me blah."

I don't wish.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

The genie who grants all these wishes kills you for not making a wish.

I wish I was better at Rocket Jumping in TF2.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Well, to be fair, I'm not really 100% confident either, I'm only 89% confident.

Granted, but you jump to high and hit your head.

I wish the next Percy Jackson movie actually stays true to the book.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted the movie but the movie gets canceled

I wish all characters had at least a triple jump in SSB4

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but the length all characters travel when jumping per-jump is shortened, therefore triple jumps can only gain as much height as double jumps originally could.

I wish I knew what to have for breakfast tomorrow.

 

[Fluttershy]

granted but you skip breakfast

I wish i had the power to turn into a unicorn and go to equestria and be able to change back whenever it want without it being a dream

 

[Substitution]

Granted, but "Equestria" turns out to be a spa for horses. Also, the government is after you.

I wish Dodongos didn't like smoke.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted. They don't like smoke already, so you get the exact opposite of what you wanted. They now like smoke.

I wish I had more time to watch MLP today.

 

[Substitution]

Granted, I hope you enjoy Memory Level Parallelism.

I wish I could get a Bob-ombs as a plush toy.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted but it's actually real and it explodes

I wish for a pony/ crossover

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted but it's MVG himself () and he chases after everyone in anger.

I wish for real Green Eggs and Ham that tastes good and isn't just regular food that got spoiled.

 

[Fluttershy]

granted but they are the only ones in existence and cannot be remade no matter how many times one person tries..

I wish i knew a real leak for either SSB4 or OR/AS

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, though the leak's information is legitimate, it is also extremely outdated.

I wish that it would actually snow in my area and that it would snow more often.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Granted, but it gets boring because the snow will never melt

I wish I was less confused about the MLP thing.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted. You have been introduced to parts of the Internet you will likely wish you could forget.

I wish I would stop making wishes for a while.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Granted, but you get bored and can't resist the urge to return

I wish I could have more patience and wait until I usually wake up to view Sakurai's pic.

 

[Fluttershy]

granted but your late to the party and your favorite character gets in SSB4 but then gets taken out for wishing that wish

I wish i knew all the characters that are going to get in SSB4..

 

[Rie Sonomura]

But then the game is delayed to next year. Both versions.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted but what you wished for can't be granted because you used up your wish trying to figure out what to wish for

I wish for Mega Milotic

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but it has a terrible design.

I wish I was better at bowling.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted but you get banned for being better at bowling

I wish Zelda won't suck in SSB4

 

[SneakyLink]

Granted, but everyone else mains Zelda, thus ending up banned from tourneys.
I wish I could divide by zero.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted you destroyed the universe

I Wish i could hug Fluttershy :3

 

[SneakyLink]

Granted, but she a flutterbat and tries to turn you into one.

I wish I had a salad.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted it's being made by someone that is trying to do the "Extra favor" while trying for that extra ticket.. (Ticket Master)

I wish i had good Pizza..

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

As you wish, but make sure you eat it before it eats you.

I wish Keelhaul Key was less tiresome.

 

[DeadlyLampshade]

Granted, now the prologue has a mandatory fetch quest where you go to one NPC from one side of town to the other 20 times.

I wish I was kawaii uguu~

 

[Substitution]

Granted. But you become a sack of sugar.

I wish I could use Substitute.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, the Substitute you can summon is also half Pony ala my creation.

I wish I wasn't feeling bored right now.