Corrupt-a-wish!

[Substitution]

Granted, but now Lonekon's out for blood.

Wish I don't have as many tabs as I do on TVTropes.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted your computer does a system format because of all the data being used became corrupted and you lose all of your data in the process
I wish i knew who i was going to main for ssb4

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Granted! You're maining Sonic

I wish I knew what's for dinner

 

[dimensionsword64]

Granted, it's dog food baked bean sushi soup.

I wish cows were given more respect.

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Granted, it's dog food baked bean sushi soup.

I wish cows were given more respect.

Granted, cows will always be presidential leaders.

I wish I was a mod.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Granted, but you do a bad job and get demoted.

I wish Smash 4 was out.

 

[Substitution]

Granted, but it's some awful flash game from the Internet.

I wish that I can't wish starting with this wish.

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Granted, but it's some awful flash game from the Internet.

I wish that I can't wish starting with this wish.

You don't have anymore goals in life.

I wish this was your avatar.

 

[Substitution]

You don't have anymore goals in life.

I wish this was your avatar.

Granted, but it broke. So I can't use it.

Wish I could write faster.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Granted, but your hand gets cramps.

I wish I had infinite wishes.

 

[Substitution]

Granted, but you used all them up because of a loophole.

Wish I could find out what that image was...

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Granted, but you used all them up because of a loophole.

Wish I could find out what that image was...

Here's the page.

http://mii.gamercreated.com/35652

It's the Mii there. @ Substitution

 

[Substitution]

Here's the page.

http://mii.gamercreated.com/35652

It's the Mii there. @ Substitution

Granted, but wait! I have Paul (my new name for this avi, I'm working on a bio) for a month! So I can't.

Wish I could think of a good bio for Paul.

Edit: And now look where I am! Oh how time flies...

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Granted, but wait! I have Paul (my new name for this avi, I'm working on a bio) for a month! So I can't.

Wish I could think of a good bio for Paul.

Yes it's good, but oh no, you accidentally reveal that picture is a self portrait of you.

I wish people would respect me more.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Granted, but you will never be a moderator.

I wish I could find a good Ganondorf avatar to use after Tuesday.

 

[Spellbinder]

Granted, but he's kissing Link in it.

I wish for Smash 4 to be more popular than PM and Melee.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but all other Smash games are completely forgotten by everyone in the process.

I wish I had a pet Penguin.

 

[PATH O__o]

Granted. They have no self control. They stay out all night and come back home at the early hours of the morning. You worry about them endlessly, and taking care of them begins to take over your life.

I wish I had $10 in my pocket.

 

[Substitution]

Sure, but it's Monopoly money.

Wish I could get rid of Paul.

 

[Fluttershy]

granted but you lose another bet and get another embarrassing Avi

I wish i knew who the character to be revealed is..

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted. It's Shrek, he shall now take Ogre.

I wish I could breathe for as long as I want underwater and even in outer space.

 

[Rie Sonomura]

But now you can never return to land/go to a hospitable planet.

I wish I'd stop getting so many spam emails.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted. You'll never receive another email from anyone at all ever again.

I wish I would have an easier time trying to catch up on MLP.

 

[Ekans647]

Granted, but you have to start from square one.

I wish I was to have infinite good luck.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Granted, but you get bored pretty fast

I wish I had more reason to get back to Twilight Princess

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted. It's because you won't be allowed to do anything else at all until til you finish it.

I wish I could perform a Falcon Punch in real life.

 

[Substitution]

Granted. But I sincerely hope you're fireproof.

I wish I could learn the Otamatone.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Granted, but no one knows what that is

I wish I wasn't on a bus ride right now

 

[Rie Sonomura]

You're now riding in a horse carriage. Uncovered. In the rain.

I wish I didn't have this cold.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but now you have a lethal disease in it's place.

I wish I knew what to use for my next avatar....

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted but you lose your avi to a bet and get Jimmy. Paul's younger brother
i wish foreign affairs were better..

 

[Sparklepower]

Granted. All foreigners disappear and only people who are citizens of your country are left. Due to reliance on world economy, the economic status of your country completely crashes leading to revolution and the fall of your government. Now there are only small settlements of people spread throughout the world, and only you play smash.

I wish for a sandwich *THIIIIIIIS* big!

 

[Rie Sonomura]

But it's so big it's impossible to eat.

I wish there weren't so many lightning storms (esp. considering the danger they pose to computers and electronics) where I live right now.

 

[Sparklepower]

Granted, rain clouds are now extremely rare in your area. There are next to no lightning storms, but your area goes into extreme drought and you have to move.

I wish Pichu was top tier.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted but Pichu Deals more Damage to itself..

I wish it was Oct 3rd already

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but the flow of time gets corrupted, all the days that occur in between today and October 3rd never happen. As a result, the day and night phases last at more randomized times, and everyone becomes insane.

I wish I could be a Pony-fied version of myself just for a day.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted but it's only a dream and you forget it ever happened irl

I wish we knew what day MLP Season 5 was going to air..

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Granted, it airs when after school starts though.

I wish I didn't suck at F Zero

 

[Luigi#1]

Granted. But you become obsessed. You can't put it down. You are trapped playing it forever. No need for food, you live forever, playing nothing but F-Zero.
Or you suck at Smash, choose your ending.

I wish I could learn how to mod and hack Super Mario Galaxy.

 

[Sparklepower]

Granted, you make an amazing mod that's adored by a loving community. Then Nintendo sues you and you have to spend 3 years in prison with very aggressive cell-mates.

I wish ridiculously large pompadours were in style and that I had an awesome one.