Corrupt-a-wish!

[PATH O__o]

Fine, but it will cause a fire every time you start it.

I wish dogs could talk.

 

[Substitution]

Fine, but only you can hear them. Causing others to think your insane...

I wish for no wishes, not even this one.

 

[PATH O__o]

Fine, only every time you wish for something, it won't happen. Kinda like a jinx.

I wish my hair grew faster.

 

[Substitution]

Granted, but then reality strikes. Good luck carrying it around...

Wish I had a Waddle Dee...

 

[PATH O__o]

Granted, but you'll have to cater to his every need.

I wish I had some coffee ready.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but it is always blazing hot to the point of being scalding.

I wish I could eat as much as I want and not gain any extra weight.

 

[Substitution]

Granted, but then you end up malnourished.

Wish I was the king of Creepers...

 

[PATH O__o]

Granted. But they would all creep on you.

I wish I could throw fire-balls from my fists.

 

[Substitution]

Fine, but you can't control it.

Wish I was Goku for a day.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but you spend the entire day running from an army of crazy fans from the Miiverse.

I wish for a plain cheese pizza.

 

[Mari]

Granted, the cheese is expired.

I wish I had a nicer teacher.

 

[Substitution]

Grated, but the janitor is even more of a jerk...

Wish I had some popcorn...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but you don't have anything to drink with it. All drinks in your house, milk, sodas etc vanish.

I wish I travel safely and quickly across the planets of the Solar System.

 

[Substitution]

Granted, but good luck landing, or even surviving on them.

Wish I a butler named Bob.

 

[PATH O__o]

Granted, but he's a snail.

I wish I was a better swimmer.

 

[Mari]

Granted, you forget how to walk.

I wish I had Kingdom Hearts 3 now. I've waited so looooong....

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but you get an unreleased, unfinished beta version that is extremely glitchy and some important cutscenes will not play.

I wish I could forget this wish.

 

[Substitution]

Granted.

I wish to play Basket Ball against Godzilla.

 

[Mari]

...Really?

Dude. It's Godzilla. What makes you think you can win?

I wish for a soda.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

granted but its uncarbenated
i wish siblings aren't annoying or bothersome

 

[Substitution]

Granted, but everyone else thinks your annoying and bothersome.

Wish I found a space suit lying in the middle of nowhere so I can live my dream of being a baker in space with a bunch of space pirates where I can go on adventures trying to find the mystical bagel which will give me the ability to breathe in space where then I can open up an aquarium filled with giant sharks who are the team pet and finally live my other life long dream of coming back to Earth as they call me a celebrity and will become the President of the World and start a National Bagel Day based of the bagel I found which I wouldn't if not for the space pirates and me finding that space suit lying in the middle of nowhere...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted. You only specified to wish for the Space Suit, you didn't directly say you wished for everything else, thus none of your dreams come true.

I wish I was a Luxray.

 

[Substitution]

Granted, but it's a wild Luxray, and you have no Pokeballs...

私は日本語を話すことがしたい...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted. It's not in English so it is not understood what you wished for, but the wish is used up anyway.

I wish I could look at the sun without hurting and nearly blinding my eyes.

 

[Substitution]

Granted. But you the Earth blinds you.

I wish I could sing.

 

[PATH O__o]

Granted. But you can't sing well.

I wish my hair was magically styled every morning.

 

[Blaziken]

Granted. Your hair is styled to always be bald.

I wish I had DK's tie.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but you switch bodies with Donkey Kong.

I wish I owned a pet Jigglypuff.

 

[PATH O__o]

Granted. She/he has uncontrollable explosive diarrhea.

I wish I had a faster internet connection.

 

[Substitution]

Granted. But now it's too fast to see anything.
Good luck playing games.

Wish I could be more creative.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Granted, but people will want to buy your finest paintings.

Wish I was Tails the Fox for at least one week

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but you don't know how to use any of Tails' abilities.

I wish Daleks (from Doctor Who) were real.

 

[Substitution]

Sure.
Though, they have a tendency to, as they call it, "exterminate".
Though it's only a minor inconvenience. I think...

Wish I could play Superman 64.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Very well, but you will get bored from it.

I wish they'd port the Metarex saga onto the Wii U without Cosmo dying

 

[Substitution]

Granted. But Tails dies instead.

Wish I could fly like an eagle.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Very well, but you're vulnerable to arrows

I wish they didn't end Sonic Oddball Crackups after the third episode

 

[Substitution]

Sure, but they're even worse.

Wish I write better stories.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but your stories are so emotionally moving and sad, that an angry mob tracks you down to put an end to your stories which have made the entire world extremely sad.

I wish I wasn't so hungry.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Granted, but sardines and Brussels Sprouts are for dinner

I wish they would stop making fun of my science professor

 

[PATH O__o]

Granted. But they'll make fun of every other professor instead.

I wish I had a million dollars in my backpack.