Corrupt-a-wish!

[Fluttershy]

granted everything is like that one mario brothers movie

i wish i had a shiny eevee

 

[Sarki Soliloquy]

Granted, but it turns out your Eevee was painted over a shade of slate. It becomes stiff and dies from lead poisoning.

I wish Jinx and I could go on a crime spree in Piltover.

 

[Substitution]

Fine, but it fails terribly with Jynx ratting on you.

Wish there were more Pokeball Pokemon.

 

[Sarki Soliloquy]

Granted. But all they are is more Voltorbs and Electrodes!

I wish I could rest my head on Rosalina's shoulders.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but you fall asleep while resting your head and Rosalina eventually throws you into a black hole out of frustration.

I wish I could use FALCON PUNCH.

 

[Substitution]

Granted, but it's severely nerfed.

Wish the game would come out already.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

granted, but the only playable characters are the one that got revealed and confirmed,
I wish all the brawl veterans will return

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but there are no more newcomers and the newcomers we have already seen are cut.

I wish for an HD remake of Super Mario Sunshine.

 

[Substitution]

Fine, but it has more red coin missions.

I wish for Lucario to be in.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

granted, but now he is a full mewtwo clone
I wish for different star fox final smashes

 

[Substitution]

Sure, but it's different interpretations of the Landmaster.

I wish they would keep debug mode.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but all normal modes are removed.

I wish my Printer was faster.

 

[Substitution]

Fine, but ink doesn't come out.

Wish Mew was more common.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

granted, but mewtwo is now extinct
I wish people would stop saying ike would get cut,

 

[Substitution]

Fine, but people start to say that Marth is cut, and it happens.

I wish for donuts.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted. The donuts are poisoned.

I wish I could jump higher.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

granted, but your jump is increased by only 1 MM
I wish rare was back to Nintendo

 

[Substitution]

granted, but your jump is increased by only 1 MM
I wish rare was back to Nintendo

Fine, here you go:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rare_(band)

I wish I had more energy.

 

[Mari]

Granted, but you have so much energy that you will never be able to relax again.

I wish I had a 3DS...like, for real...(so many good games...)

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but it breaks before you can play anything.



I wish I could spend a day in New York city.

 

[Substitution]

Granted, but your day sucks, with your luggage lost, and no Mcdonalds in sight.

Wish I knew the roster to SSB4.

 

[SuperBrawler]

Granted, but your day sucks, with your luggage lost, and no Mcdonalds in sight.

Wish I knew the roster to SSB4.

Granted, but no one you wanted is in, and everyone you hated is in.

I wish no one would corrupt my wish.

 

[Substitution]

Granted, but we still find a way to corrupt it.
Wish Nintendog was a playable character.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

granted, but then peta gets word of it and shuts down the game
i wish there would be a star wolf game

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but it's about as bad of a game as Sonic 06.

I wish K. Rool would be revealed as a playable character in Smash 4.

 

[SuperBrawler]

Granted, but it's about as bad of a game as Sonic 06.

I wish K. Rool would be revealed as a playable character in Smash 4.

Granted, but he is a Bowser clone.

I wish Pichu was playable in Smash 4.

 

[PATH O__o]

Granted, but he'll have Justin Bieber's voice.

I wish I was rich.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but your home is filled with so much money that you are trapped by it and cannot leave you bedroom.

I wish I could carry a huge hammer like King Dedede does.

 

[XStarWarriorX]

Granted, but it'll do damage to you if you hold it too much, and your hands are superglued to it.

I wish people knew I existed on this site.

 

[PATH O__o]

Granted, but you won't ever get to play against anyone

I wish I had a new laptop

 

[XStarWarriorX]

D:

Granted, but it's running on windows vista has low ram and disk space, and a slow processor. and it has a virus. Enjoy ^_^

I wish I wasn't so shy of girls irl.

 

[PATH O__o]

Granted, but you'll become a mute and deaf.

Oops. I wish I could play the violin.

 

[XStarWarriorX]

I'm kool with dis. though I do love my hearing.

Um u need 2 say something for me to corrupt. i'll edit it in later.

 

[Substitution]

Granted, but you'll become a mute and deaf.

Oops. I wish I could play the violin.

Granted, but now you can't play the guitar no matter how hard you try.

Wish I could time travel.

 

[SuperBrawler]

Granted, but now you can't play the guitar no matter how hard you try.

Wish I could time travel.

Granted, but you accidentally wipe yourself from existence.

 

[Substitution]

Granted, but you accidentally wipe yourself from existence.

You need a wish to go along with the corrupted wish.

I wish I could play Poker better.

 

[PATH O__o]

Granted, but you'll lose the ability to show facial emotion.

I wish it was warmer outside.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but your body temperature is altered, and you are always freezing no matter how warm it is.

I wish there were a few dinosaurs that were still alive.

 

[Substitution]

Granted, but the world becomes a reenactment of Jurassic Park.

Wish I was better with Ganondorf.

 

[XStarWarriorX]

Granted, but you'll never be able to show your full power to other people in tournaments.

I wish I was a bird. I'm bored so i'm saying this because this: