Corrupt-a-wish!

[Sarki Soliloquy]

Granted, but it turns out to be a GIF of The Ring and a demented child comes out of your screen and brutally tortures you to an agonizingly slow death.

I wish Nintendo would acquire Atlus and leave the spirit of their games untouched.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, all the previous Atlus games for Playstation consoles suddenly turn into Wii U-only discs, causing PS owners without a Wii U to be all like, "****!".

I wish for this world to become blue.

 

[Segastorm]

Granted, but no history of any other color exists and the earth becomes a monotonous blue and emotionally blue.

I wish I had a cat.

 

[Sarki Soliloquy]

Granted, You had a cat, so you only remember the joys of playing and caring for your fluffy feline companion.

I wish my Dededoll could speak to me.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but it speaks to you in Sakurai's "wart wart wart wart" noises and not the smooth sexy Southern accent he has in Right Back At Ya.

I wish Nintendo would take over the entire Megaman franchise.

 

[Zombie Baki]

granted, but they disown the copyright for the character and he is in public domain and terrible ports and spin offs pop up everywhere

i wish that everybody knows that there is no god

 

[Segastorm]

Granted, but then what the bible says happens in the future comes true days later

I wish I knew how to counter-troll

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, every time you do that, though, there's a Japanese woman in the background that shouts "COUNTER!".

I wish I didn't space out so easily.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, not you just randomly fall asleep when you'd normally space out.

I wish I had just what I needed.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, Mario shouts "JUST WHAT I NEEDED!" in your ear.

I wish for motivation to do something non-productive.

 

[Segastorm]

Granted, but your organs feel the same way and are too lazy to carry out their functions

I wish for a world without wish corruptors

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted but now theres no wishes either because of the broken balance.
I wish I knew what to not wish for.

 

[Segastorm]

Granted, but an anti-genie shows up, granting every wish you don't want granted

I wish brawl connections weren't so wonky right now

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted, its not wonky ever anymore...as it no longer exists anymore.
I wish for Smash 4 to have the best wi-fi/wi-fi play in the world.

 

[PKBeam]

Granted, but the WiFi connection will take months to set up.
I wish for a starship.

 

[Segastorm]

Granted, but remember those UFO rumors? You find out the hard way that they're real...if you get my drift.

I wish M. Night Shylaman never made that movie.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted, the movie was never made cause M. Night Shylaman was never made.
I wish had a genieius.

 

[pawndidater2]

Granted, but that's not a real word so you get nothing.

I wish for an awesome Majora's Wrath costume.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but you have to start taking anabolic steroids for it to work and it gives you weird privates.

I wish I could meet Majora's Incarnation.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but it will only comply if he's allowed to bring BEN along.

I wish I didn't do that. I KNOW I shouldn't have done that.

 

[pawndidater2]

Granted, but everyone remembers you doing that and lynches you for treason against gaming.

I wish for the Triforce of Wisdom.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but since Zelda doesn't have it and you don't actually exist in the Legend of Zelda universe, Ganon wins.

I wish me and BEN could hang out and talk about our feelings.

 

[pawndidater2]

Granted, but Ben's waterlogged body doesn't have much to talk about.

I wish I could be in three places at once.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, your head, body and legs are cut into separate pieces and scattered across the world. You're not alive to enjoy it unfortunately.

I wish more people were aware of the Skullgirls Kickstarter. Poor people missing the beta. D:

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, they're only aware of it because of a certain... animation that I won't say anything more about.

I wish for mononucleosis.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted, but it gets cured shortly after being obtained by some crazy hobo with a needle.
I wish to be faster than Sonic and have superhuman endurance to compliment my new speed.

 

[Segastorm]

Granted, but your endurance insulates your insides and every time you go fast, you place yourself at high risk of overheating your body

I wish to live in a palace.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it sucks to have to vacuum clean it. No maids!

I wish for Mega Maid.

 

[pawndidater2]

Granted, all instances of Mega Man have been replaced with Mega Maid. Including the upcoming smash bros.

I wish for a better computer.

 

[Segastorm]

Granted, it's better at catching malware, viruses, and a bunch of other stuff.

I wish I was able to teleport.

 

[PKBeam]

Granted, but every time you do so your face turns into what Ness' does when he runs into a tree while using PSI Teleport.
I wish Nintendo released an official Mother 4, and it was available on all current Nintendo consoles and it's a good game.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted, but only in Japan.
I wish I had psychic powers.

 

[pawndidater2]

Granted but they're activated by emotion and you can't turn them off.

I wish for more self-confidence.

 

[Segastorm]

Granted, but your self confidence is for your internal organs, not your mind.

I wish for the throne for power.

 

[pawndidater2]

Granted, but the throne doesn't do much without a large room to occupy.

I wish for the new Animal Crossing.

 

[Fluttershy]

granted but your 3ds breaks right when you get it

i wish everyone cared and nobody cried and we've seen the day that nobody died
i wonder if anyone will know where that's from

 

[HeavySmashGuy]

Granted, but you have to die to see it, 'cause it's Heaven. And you probably won't see it because us humans are dirty sinners.
I wish for Sin & Punishment: Star Successor.

 

[Fluttershy]

granted but it get's delayed for about 2 years
also that song is from nickelback...
I wish Fennekin's final form looked better...

 

[HeavySmashGuy]

Granted, but it will come out and maul you through the 3DS's 3D capabilities unless you get a 2DS.
I wish for the ability to fly a helicopter.

 

[Mari]

Granted, you crash it in a freak accident that involves A banana, Two paper clips, and a ****LOAD of old DVD movies.

I wish I had a job so I can get the Wii U and Sonic Lost World.