Corrupt-a-wish!

[PATH O__o]

Granted, but you'll have a cat face (like in the vid)

 

[Metalbro]

Granted lol

I wish I was invincible.

 

[PATH O__o]

Granted, but you'll be a ghost.

I wish pigs could fly.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but they become skilled hunters, carnivores and aggressive to humans.

I wish light bulbs would work forever so I would never have to worry about replacing them.

 

[Substitution]

Fine, but they use cosmic energy, hope you don't break them.

I wish I had telekinesis.

 

[Mari]

Granted, but you can't help but saying, "IT'S NO USE!" Every time you use them.

I wish I had a TARDIS.

 

[Substitution]

Granted, but it warps you to the Twilight Zone (don't know any good Doctor Who references, as I've still got to see it).

Wish I was the best Smash player ever.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted. You are so good, that you are banned from playing against anyone ever again.

I wish we knew more about the dwarf planet Pluto.

 

[Substitution]

Granted, but we ignore every other planet, including ours.

I wish I was more athletic.

 

[PATH O__o]

Granted, but you''ll lose movement in one arm.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but you will never be able to wish for anything else ever again.

I wish I could go to Disneyland more often.

 

[PATH O__o]

Granted, but every time you go, it'll be closed.

I wish for more wishes.

 

[Substitution]

Granted, but, through some complicated loophole, all those wishes expire.

I wish they remade the "so bad it's good" Super Mario Bros Movie.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted. The remake is so terrible that the Mario franchise dies.

I wish I had a small train I could use to get anywhere I want at any time.

 

[Substitution]

Granted.
...
Say, how are going to fit in there? Just Curious.

I wish I didn't make this wish.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but that is a paradox, and the universe explodes.

I wish for Smash Kart and Smash Party. (like Mario Kart and Mario Party, but with multiple Nintendo franchises involved)

 

[PATH O__o]

Granted, but there will be so many glitches they'll be unplayable.

I wish for pancakes.

 

[Substitution]

Granted, but you've still gotta make them.
Wish I had a rocket.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but you set it off accidentally. You aren't on and it and so you survive, but the rocket destroys nearly the entire neighborhood after launching, thus you lose the rocket and you have to pay thousands of dollars for property damage.

I wish the above sentence was shorter.

 

[Substitution]

Sure.

Granted.

I wish I was psychic.

 

[XStarWarriorX]

Granted, but you'll be weak to bugs.

I wish there wasn't two of these threads, its confusing.

 

[PATH O__o]

Gran--can't grant that...

I wish llamas could speak Italian.

 

[Substitution]

Granted, but they get even more intelligent. Next thing you know, they've taken over the World.

Wish I could un-wish this wish.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted but zsidjasiofwshoifasoifhnasiofoasifjnaisnfas'mda[rdka[wkrfa

I wish people would top making paradox wishes.

 

[PATH O__o]

Granted, but in another universe.

I wish for coffee.

 

[Substitution]

Fine, here's some coffee beans...

Wish I was a better animator.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but you become obsessed with it, and you hide yourself from the rest of the world saving all your animations for yourself.

I wish I could turn into a Luxray and back into human form at will.

 

[Substitution]

Fine, but you never figure out how... Oh, and scientists are after you...

Wish I had a Commodore 64...

 

[Mari]

Granted, I have no idea what that is.

I wish I had Hatsune Miku V3 English. (It's a voice program.)

 

[Substitution]

Granted, but it glitches up during shipping. Booting it up will crash your computer.

Wish I could fight Isai.

Oh, and:

Granted, I have no idea what that is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commodore_64
(I am such a nerd...)

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted but instead of fighting him in Smash Bros. it's a real life battle to the death with swords.


I wish I had a photographic memory.

 

[Substitution]

Granted, but something traumatizing happens and you'll never forget it...

Wish I could think of more interesting wishes...

 

[LoneKonWolf]

granted, but they get even worse corruptions
I wish a new starfox game gets released

 

[Substitution]

Granted, but it's a reboot of Star Fox Adventures.

Wish this wish didn't exist so I wouldn't have made this wish but then wait then I wouldn't have made the wish and if I didn't then how did I make the wish if I didn't...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted but asiohfasofhasuofasouifabsfAsnfas;fansnfPARADOXsjfisfojsafioasjf

I wish for another wish.

 

[Substitution]

Sure, but you use it up along with the other wish.
Wish I could un-wish the wish I made above but wait if I did then the above post wouldn't exist and if that happens then *shot*

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted. The paradox creates another bizarre universe which you are executed for creating with your paradox wish.

I wish I could find Diamonds much more easily in Minecraft.

 

[Substitution]

Granted, but diamonds have now been nerfed to gold level.

...sdrawkcab saw siht hsiw I

 

[KingofPhantoms]

egaugnal rethona ni s'ti tub detnarg.

I wish for cake.

 

[Substitution]

Fine, but it's a li*shot*

...Wish...
...Had...
...Toaster...
*thump*