Corrupt-a-wish!

[Fluttershy]

Granted, the Substitute you can summon is also half Pony ala my creation.

Granted you are no longer bored but now you are sick with a cold

I wish ssb4 came out this friday instead of the demo..

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Granted, but the games contents Is the demo, meaning you just bought an full price game for a demo,

I wish I didn't have any siblings

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted. Your siblings become your cousins. Your life and relations with them is otherwise no different.

I wish I knew whether or not I should try to watch Attack on Titan.

 

[LarsINTJ]

Granted, you do want to watch Attack On Titan, but doing so will cause you to become curious about vorarephilia.

I wish for Banjo-Threeie!

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, it's Nuts & Bolts.

I wish somebody would continue my Count to 50,000 with images game.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Granted, it gets locked shortly after

I wish I didn't have any siblings and no trace of them remains.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted you get blamed for their sudden disappearance and get thrown in jail

I wish for a pony Plushy

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, but everyone at the store will question why you're buying a pony plushie because of your age.

I wish people weren't such jerks to bronies.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, now everyone who isn't a brony is a jerk to each other for not liking MLP, therefore turning countless people into angry hypocrites that refuse to admit their hypocrisy.

I wish I had more motivation to play Five Nights at Freddy's.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted all copies of the game get destroyed and you can't play it

I wish i wasn't bored..

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, but then you'll never get to think of fun things while you're bored.

I wish I could control Pop Star.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but you can't stop the Sun and the Moon from fighting.

I wish I know more about that new Lion King series coming out in 2015...

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, they already made a Timon and Pumba animated series.

I wish I could get a demo code for Smash 4.

 

[Sari]

Granted, you get the code on the day the demo is released to the public.

I wish I had a 3DS that could never break.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Granted, but all other 3ds in the world break the moment it was granted.

I wish I had an dog

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, he urinates on your carpet.

I wish I could kidnap Pauline.

 

[Sari]

Granted, Mario rescues her.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, it's merely the number 42.

I wish your avatar wasn't so creepy...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted. Your opinion of the image changes and you no longer find it creepy. Instead everyone else on the forum is horrified by it.

I wish I could find some more images of Vinyl Scratch that would make good avis.

 

[Sari]

Granted, you now have tons of images of scratched vinyl records.

I wish Wario still had his alts from Brawl in SSB4.

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, but there's also a nude Wario alt.

I wish Lucas would return.

 

[Substitution]

Granted, but it's Lucas from The Wizard.

I wish I had Sonic '06.

 

[Sari]

Granted, the game disc stops working after 5 minutes.

I wish I could live forever.

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, you witness the death of all your family members.

I wish I could have more wishes.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted the world is now full of Witches

i wish there were more playable characters in ssb4 demo

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, everyone gets accused of being a witch like old times.

I wish he water in the bath would turn into gelatin.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but it's incredibly strong and sturdy, it won't be easy to get out of.

I wish I wasn't so addicted to Team Fortress 2.

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, you get addicted to Call of Duty instead.

I wish cream would come out of the shower.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Granted, but you smell for the rest of you life and everybody get annoyed and they form an angry mob banishing you from ever interacting with a human again!

I wish Gravity Falls would produce new episodes sooner.

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, but it's the last season.

I wish Cosmo and Wanda would come out the fridge as polar bears.

 

[Substitution]

Granted. But the mutilate you. I hope you're fine with that.

I wish my opinion was fact.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Granted, but you get bored from stating it all the time.

I wish Yoshi, Sonic, and Fox were in the demo

 

[SmasherMaster]

Granted, but they can only be used once each.

I wish that the leak did not exist.

 

[Substitution]

Granted. But Shulk does not exist as well.

I wish I could learn to play an instrument.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Granted, your horrible

I wish it was Monday

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, but then Garfield scratches your face and you go to the hospital.

I wish Vicky would be crushed by Wanda disguised as a giant baby.

 

[Substitution]

Granted. But it's last Monday. So you get the avatar all over again.

Edit:
Granted, but it's not a pretty sight. And it scars you for life.

I wish I could turn invisible.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Granted but you can never turn visible and everybody forgets you.

I wish that Dark Pit was not playable.

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, he gets his own spin-off game.

I wish Vicky was in space getting chased by Cosmo and Wanda In a ship that was shooting her.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted but the series ends

I wish for nothing..