Controllers are like women...

[greenblob]

1. You get emotionally attached to them
2. The longer you've used them, the looser they are
3. For the most part they'll stick with you through thick and thin but will have a tendency to fail you at the worst of times
4. When you lose, you always blame them
5. Never ever share your controller
6. New ones tend to not perform as well
7. Most of us require two hands to work them properly, but some are pro enough to go one-handed
8. There are those of us who go through several within a year, while others still use the one that came with their Cube.
9. You need to know how to press the right buttons
10. You shouldn't be too rough with them

 

[sHy)(gUy]

there are alot of different varities to choose from

 

[Corigames]

NO, because controllers don't have mouths. Women do.

 

[UltiMario]

3. For the most part they'll stick with you through thick and thin but will have a tendency to fail you at the worst of times

That is 110% correct >.>

 

[Nexus_of_Sanity]

ha lol. That comment about hands made me rofl

the main difference is that controllers don't NAG you!

 

[Eggm]

LOL, this is hilarious.

 

[icethatclimbs]

lmao this is this so true

 

[Andromeda]

That's quite true. But don't tell the women...

 

[Andromeda]

Ignore post.

 

[Andromeda]

It was not my intention to triple-post. Sorry.

 

[Metà]

This analogy is too good. XD I lol'd at #2

 

[Slurgly]

Yeah, pretty true.

 

[Vicious Delicious]

#8 made me smile. But each of them is truly great. Good stuff

 

[T-major]

...how can a controller make me dinner?

 

[Dyna]

Insulting.

 

[IceEmblem]

all the girls of smashboards aint gonna like this.

 

[BlackPanther]

all the girls of smashboards aint gonna like this.

Insulting.

Yes, Dyna bein one of them.

 

[kario_mart]

i roffled so hard.

 

[azianraven]

#9 is the best lol

 

[Felca]

all the girls of smashboards aint gonna like this.

I think it's pretty hilarious, actually.

 

[SCOTU]

all the girls of smashboards aint gonna like this.

all 4 of them. but they have a right to.

 

[Caleb Wolfbrand]

I would make a comment about how whenever I use someone elses controller it's all sweaty and gross but...



hilarious, good job : )

 

[RazeveX]

Insulting.

Oh come on, you know its a joke.

A while ago in history class we were debating whether America was ready for a female president. One guy said no and all the girls started *****ing and yelling about how sexist he was. After that we debated whether America was ready for an African American president. Same (stupid) guy said no, the girls didn't move.

I know that was random and unneeded, but meh.

 

[Timotee]

11. They turn on my wii.

 

[IceEmblem]

Controllers dont spit out babies left right and center when you dont wear protection.
but felca your not a girl, your just a man dressed in womens cloathes wearing a wig.

 

[Weed]

Yes, Dyna bein the only one.

Fixed D:

i'm terrible :3

 

[°UÇK]

Controller are like women... does this mean Eddie will beat his wife to death if she doesnt obey?

 

[kario_mart]

11. They turn on my wii.

ADD THIS TO THE LIST!

 

[Engel]

Lawls and to think I recently replaced my original cube controller after all these years o_0

 

[I.B]

Hahaha, too good.

 

[Mann]

My brothers broke 8 of mine.

Wait.

 

[Fade016]

Quoted for truth.

 

[McDandelion]

I loled at #7

 

[iNiGhTmAr3]

Lol, great list TC.

The women know we are joking.

 

[SkylerOcon]

Controllers are like women in another respect too. They do whatever the men tell them to.

 

[Falcinho]

Except if your a noob xD

 

[Bacon Man11]

Funniest thread I have read all day.

 

[Suntan Luigi]

What the baconman said.

 

[TipZ]

If you don't like their looks there is always plastic surgery

 

[Zodiac]

I think some women here are going to be um, mad?