The Greater Leon
Smash Hero
A Day in the Life of Leon
Two nights ago I went out to dinner with my family. I wish I had gone with my friends. "That's what she said" has definitely lived past its prime; now it is an obligatory statement after a grand assist from an unwitting speaker. Sometimes, however, its past glory shines true...
My little brother had been ******* around with the little salsa bowl being shared between him, myself, my uncle, and my sister. After touching it so much, my uncle asked my brother if he was even going to taste it. He was met with a "no." So my uncle said,
"Hell, you've already fingered it, you might as well eat it."
And all I could do was sit there and watch opportunity pass me by.
Two nights ago I went out to dinner with my family. I wish I had gone with my friends. "That's what she said" has definitely lived past its prime; now it is an obligatory statement after a grand assist from an unwitting speaker. Sometimes, however, its past glory shines true...
My little brother had been ******* around with the little salsa bowl being shared between him, myself, my uncle, and my sister. After touching it so much, my uncle asked my brother if he was even going to taste it. He was met with a "no." So my uncle said,
"Hell, you've already fingered it, you might as well eat it."
And all I could do was sit there and watch opportunity pass me by.