spam news....on Eskimos
they live in areas that are so cold that when they piss their pee turns to ice instantly. I can't imagine what goes on when they have sex...that would just hurt. where do they even take a crapper anyways? is there like just a whole in the floor of their igloo? I'd feel sorry for the guy to get diarrhea. And their next door neighbors, are they really trust worthy? you leave for a few hours and find that your igloo just melted down. You're ****ed, no more house to take an unpleasant crap in anymore. pregnancy...water breaks and turns into ice as it his the floor and the wife slips on it falls shoot the little sucker out the door. Now the Ice climbers, those little rascals are crazy motha ****ers. climbing mountains with just hammers! what eskimos even use hammers yet alone climbs mountains. how old are those two anyways? they look like they're 10 and sound like they're 5. what brother likes to hang out with their sister at that age....**** the ice climbers anyways. they're not real eskimos. eskimos are awesome because of their rad coats and sun glasses that don't make them turn into some blind man in the piss freezing cold. They have like 100 different ways to say snow but they don't have 1 to say "lets go to mcdonalds" if I was an ****** (i'm not one) i'd probably be the pimp of the clan. Driving by with my huge *** white polar bear. eskimos are awesome, I just take this awesomeness and apply it to what ever you're thinking about and make it even more awesome. Kid don't play with drugs. then the eskimos become 12 times are cool. if it take 1 kid to build a bear then it'll take 10 eskimos to build a kid. 4 our of the 5 kids died at birth. when i look back on the first time I saw an ******, i'll always remember what he was saying, "I am warm and you are cold" over and over. that man looked nothing like my father! ya that's right nothing like him. he was fat and sounded like he was Chinese. I fejwwajfefjjjiah. i fell asleep. oh well i'm tired so i'm going to eat some nice juicy steak because I eat food.