Cort, I'll play you sunday if you like.
Thumbs post looked fun so this is what i did at work the other day while bored, good luck guessing these ones guys:
1. Wise man say, "forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza"
2. Wise man say, "it never rain everyday", if this is good news give it heed...I bet your lunch!
3. You tell him to be in the designated place, at the designated time, and I will gladly designate his a$$...for dismemberment.
4. You tell the angels in heaven you never saw death so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you.
5. Your mama sure does care about your education boy.
6. It's kinda like space without the stars.
7. Those are the guys that stole our suits!
8. Not even MILK can stop me now!
9. I'll make you a prince! Prince of the land of stench!
10. How many miles? Would you say...ten million?
11. "You put your sword right throught his head!"
"oh dear, is he all right?"
12. WE are the music makers, and WE are the dreamers of dreams.
13. We got this! We got this by the a$$!
14. That's "fried rice", you plick!
15. I kick a$$ for the Lord!
16. Mother is the name for God, on the lips and hearts of all children...morphine is bad for you.
17. I think I'll start a paper route right now!
18. Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi.
19. It's like I told my last wife, I says "honey, I never drive faster than I can see, besides that it's all in the reflexes."
20. Aw kids, get the turtle outta the bathtub.
21. Kick him in the nards!
22. I can't believe it, I'm losing to a rug!
23. "What's your favorite subject?"
"Poetry"
"Really, well maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow."
24. Let's show this prehistoric ***** how we do things downtown!
25. I dig the bungee. For me, it's just the way I live my life. I grip it and I rip it.