I know this post is in jest, but Xanadu has been WaDi's playground for the entirety of Ultimate at the very least, and I'm fairly sure MJ has won or at least been in grands of it before. Bringing it up (at least for ROB) feels dangerously close to confirmation bias for my tastes.
Of course; it was more a tongue-in-cheek chuckle that Xanadu (where this isn't a surprise) is one of our first high-profile weeklies to resume on the national stage. I did enjoy the matches though, especially Pink Fresh.
As for
, alright, here's the thesis:
(In which I try to explain once and for all why people are somehow all wrong, rather than waving my hands and saying "But the data! Results! Twitter stupid!")
1. People regard Pikachu as having amazing combos. Yet in competitive play Pikachu exhibits the lowest average damage-per-combo of any relevant character in Smash Ultimate.
A Reddit user
started a giant project recording the combo and kill data for every streamed top 32 SWT set, and then
actually finished it. Really interesting stuff.
And this data actually explains Pikachu quite a bit! I've always thought that Pikachu's combos are like Ultimate Sheik's; he hits you
a lot of times, often 2-3 moves with no way out, but the actual total damage is pretty low. If you don't
die from it, the actual pain you take from losing a neutral exchange with Pikachu is... low.
This data puts a number on it, and surprise, Pikachu's damage-per-combo is bottom of the barrel. Over
half of Pikachu's successful interactions earn less than 20%; this is true for no other character in this dataset except Diddy Kong. (Who is hitting in the higher end of that range far more often.)
But the combos Pikachu does exhibit have a very high range, as well as standard deviation. He has a decent number of clippable crazy strings. But the base case is so low that the average
still comes out in last place.
(Even though the ESAM zero-to-death is the only combo you remember.)
Pikachu
does achieve combos out of neutral more than most characters (7th highest in this set), but, I mean, duh. If he didn't, at his damage output, he'd be a bottom tier character.
2. People regard Pikachu as having a dangerous gimp game. Yet Pikachu's average kill-% is quite high!
At 124%, it's not awful. That's around 30th percentile; soundly bottom half, but a decent gap from the bottom.
Lots of top tier threats have even worse average kill-%s. But all of those bundle with key advantages over Pikachu, namely
much higher weight. Joker kills 3% later than Pikachu on average, and Wolf kills 5%. And well, Joker and Wolf live way longer on average than just 3-5% more than Pikachu.
But the story gets worse than Pikachu from here, and again in a way that explains the hype. Pikachu's data clearly shows extremely high range and standard deviation for kill-%s--
especially for a non-zoner who relies on getting in to kill.
So Pikachu
does get his fair share of amazing gimps. (Some characters don't!) Except his average is still high because the 77% of the time he doesn't close the stock before 100, it becomes a slog. 24% of stocks against Pikachu went over 150, a trait shared with very few characters. (And again, those characters are either heavy like Wolf, have god-tier damage output like Bayonetta, or otherwise thrive at the long-game like PAC-MAN.)
All of this matches personal experience. I spend a lot of my games against Pikachu having a Wario-like terror of the worst-case outcome, but the average stock actually drags on into some pretty high numbers.
3. Pikachu's evasion is overhyped by examining it in a vacuum decoupled from his toolset, and in practice is not actually more survivable than most characters of his weight class.
"Pancaking" is only relevant because Pikachu is having to do those half-risky moves to go for what he wants. Meanwhile Joker is doing bairs for free and nobody blinks an eye. (To say nothing of PAC-MAN or Min Min!)
Can you see how Pikachu's flirting-with-death and avoiding attacks by a hair, right in your face, is
more emotionally spotlit than most soft commitments--even though it is
less safe? Hot take: If Kirby was good, people would make similar complaints about him.
Pikachu has impressive mobility stats and QA is a top-tier recovery, but he isn't Young Link or PAC-MAN; fishing endlessly for a specific jolt setup is not a good gameplan. His ability to avoid risk when he wants is muted by his lack of reward for doing so, so it really just amounts to great disadvantage but not much more. Just look at ESAM; he doesn't play Pikachu like he's Dabuz or Tea or even Maister.
That's not how the character works.
The bottom line is what we already knew. Pikachu is really, really annoying, at least to many people. He doesn't actually do much damage, but he hits you a ton of times and makes you feel helpless. He doesn't actually kill you early (often), but still strikes the fear of God in you every early stock. He doesn't actually avoid interactions like many characters, but slides right by many of your attacks an inch away as if mocking you.
You could insist that all of Pikachu's volatility represents underoptimization, doing some logical gymnastics to insist that lower damage/kill consistency is
actually evidence of a superior character. I don't buy it, as you'd
never apply that logic to any other character. (Outside of brand-new DLC?) Plus, that thinking assumes by fiat that Pikachu's strings are
uniquely complex to have such a higher ceiling than everyone else
yet also simultaneously has ordinary, already-mostly-solved counterplay. That sort of confident extrapolation made some sense for Melee/Brawl ICs, but really no one else.
And you could also claim that this is all confounded by online, yet Pikachu hasn't really performed differently
online than
offline.
In conclusion, there are a lot of justifiable reasons for why people love to hate Pikachu, and it's far easier to accept these as an explaination for social phenomenon than to explain away the massive absence of evidence for top-tier Pika.
After all, way larger groups in history have been led to believe way more absurd things than merely overrating a Smash Ultimate character. (Where Pikachu
is good, and the gaps between characters/tiers ain't that big anyway.) I don't think there's even an "agenda" or faction motivating this belief, as could be the case in more serious areas of society. This is small potatoes, but a tiny smash example of social phenomenon where "common knowledge" and widespread evidence are at odds.