I know which leap is most ridiculous: Condescendingly comparing the slight tweaking of digital information with the adoption of a parentless human child.
You do realize that it's possible to make a point without sounding like a pompous hypocrite, right?
First, I want to be clear that this is crossing a line into personal attacks and isn't being moderated only because it's crucial that moderation never be viewed as personally punitive. (This is one of the best-behaved threads/sub-forum on this board, and I'd prefer to keep that status quo.)
On the subject of extreme analogies, they are just that. It's a tactic I employ often, though am mindful of how they risk escalating the debate.
A few pages ago, I drew a comparison between competitive players whining about there being a single items-on tournament and white people complaining about Black History Month. These things are, obviously, not equivalent. They are not in the same
ballpark of importance. The point is not to put them side by side in order to imply such (which is obviously false), nor is it to imply that anyone complaining about an items-on tournament might as well be racist. (Which is obviously insane)
The point of an extreme comparison is to shock people; to jolt them into recognizing a logical fallacy that they probably recognize when it's on a different scale. This goes both ways--if you have a white person who can't see why criticizing Black History Month is a bad look, you might give them an extremely
small example, like a kid who is complaining about Mother's Day and Father's Day.
("When's Kids Day???")
Of course we should fix potholes in front of the bank.
Of course Pikachu bugs should be fixed.
It would be one thing to complain about say Pit fair not being fixed while other character moves, like Pikachu fair, were fixed. If they fix potholes in front of the bank and mall but not your business, by all means, call city hall. But there's a difference between being mad because your pothole isn't filled in, and being mad that
their pothole was. (This distinction is historically the conceptual basis of "envy" vs. merely desiring something.) Making good the enemy of perfect criminalizes iteration, which is the only form balance changes take.
There's a meta-pattern under all of this, which is why I spend an embarassing amount of time as a 32-year old guy (with lots of work to do) talking about a children's video game. It doesn't matter if I or anyone else convince people that no, obviously Pikachu isn't top 3 and Doc isn't bottom 3. People on the internet being wrong about how good a video game character is or isn't doesn't matter, that's not the "payload."
Trivial things people are nonetheless very passionate and thoughtful about are practice for all the things in life that will matter. In your life, you will have lots of circumstances where people are saying different things, and you will have to look past your priors and into data to find what is the turth.
There will be people on the right telling you that climate change is made up, and you will need the ability to look at diverse sources of data and see through that. And there will be people on the left telling you that MMT proves government deficits and spending have no impact on inflation, and you will need to be capable of recognizing the authority of economists telling you this is insane. You will find yourself in a world of pyramid schemes, anti-vax sentiment, and propaganda against everything from Chick-fil-a to nuclear energy.
Someone who can defer to OrionRank or usage numbers over Twitter is less likely to be one of the people who took it as gospel that there was a 99.8% chance Clinton would win in 2016 instead of looking at actual polls and models. Someone who can see that Marth's data is an artifact of Lucina's performance is less likely to tricked into a bad investment or fake medicine because stats show a real thing as "no different." And someone who can note the confounding context of Mac's result numbers is less likely to fall for racist presentations of crime stats that are 100% true but tell 1% of the whole story.
I apologize for making one-line responses that sounded crass. I
despise the cold, and the first week of incoming winter weather always puts me in a really foul mood. Forgive my cold-hands johns, and let's get back to speculating what results will look like when north american civilization resumes.