Choose one character in smash that fits each description the most: Cool/Troll/Obnoxious/Cute/Boring/Clumsy/Sexy

[Rie Sonomura]

Wow, I don't even find him interesting but people really do find Doc boring.

Well I mean he IS Mario in a lab coat

And do doctors nowadays even wear that circle thing on their foreheads anymore...?

 

[Aetheri]

Wow, I don't even find him interesting but people really do find Doc boring.

Mario on his own is a pretty boring character honestly...Now take away his fire and give him a Doctor's coat and....well there you have it

 

[osby]

Well I mean he IS Mario in a lab coat

And do doctors nowadays even wear that circle thing on their foreheads anymore...?

Well, I like how he acts like an old man, it's cute. Actually, I find him more interesting than regular Mario in Smash, not that I don't get why people don't.

And isn't he like thirty years old?

 

[MalachitJR]

Well, I like how he acts like an old man, it's cute. Actually, I find him more interesting than regular Mario in Smash, not that I don't get why people don't.

And isn't he like thirty years old?

He has the worst taunt in the game. They all look more like idle then actually taunting. And I'm pretty sure he doesn't sound different then regular mario in any way.

 

[Diddy Kong]

Cool
Troll
Obnoxious
Cute
Boring
Clumsy
Sexy

 

[ssbashworld]

Cool-Snake
Troll-Wii Fit Trainer
Obnoxious-Mr. G&W
Cute-Lucina
Boring-Ness
Sexy-ZS Samus
Clumsy-Villager

 

[Mogisthelioma]

Cool:
Troll:
Obnoxious:
Cute:
Boring:
Sexy:
Clumsy:

 

[Opossum]

Cool: (Chrom's the bomb) (Runners Up are and )
Troll: (We all saw the K. Rool trailer)
Obnoxious: (Worst character to fight. End me.)
Cute: (They're adorable, just listen to their voices)
Boring: TakeYourPick
Clumsy: (Whoops, accidentally drove into an asteroid)
Sexy: None are really my type, but if I had to pick,

That was fun.

 

[hposter]

Cool-
Troll-
Obnoxious-
Cute-
Boring- eh all of the characters on the smash roster are fairly interesting
Clumsy-
Sexy-

 

[MrGameguycolor]

Wow, I don't even find him interesting but people really do find Doc boring.

Their lost


Cool - (It's Mario as a DOCTOR, how is that not cool?)

Troll - (Nana can be a real stinker.)

Obnoxious - (There are more options in life then just Side-B.)

Cute - (Kind of a give away.)

Clumsy - (If his role in spin offs weren't a good enough reason, just look at his platforming adventures.)

Sexy - (I don't why, they just are.)

Boring - *No one*

 

[Shade Vortex]

Cool- FF7 has always been my favorite FF game from a spectacle point of view (gameplay/story wise, my fave is 4), and Cloud's basically the whole reason I think the game is any good outside of nostalgia.
Troll- I don't even have to explain this one.
Obnoxious- Because of the absurd **** you could do with them using customs.
Cute- Dat "Hiiii!" taunt, enough said.
Boring- Can't stand to play as him or against him.
Sexy- AlttP Zelda was always my favorite design.
Clumsy- He can trip on his own bananas, can't he?

 

[Good Guy Giygas]

Cool: (Headbands = cool)
Troll: ( W A H A H A H A )
Obnoxious: / (The definition of obnoxious to me. They just get on my nerves)
Cute: (Who doesn't like dogs? Plus he's got his little bird friend!)
Boring: (Always forget this guy's even there)
Clumsy: /(Their up-special sometimes leads to their downfall)
Sexy: (An odd choice I know, but I think she's quite cute. Guess I have a thing for white hair)

 

[Ultinarok]

Cool: Eyepatch, sweet moves, refuses to let Starfox do that.
Cute: Self-explanatory.
Clumsy: Being quirky and unpredictable is part of his charm, and he's a klutz.
Troll: Lv9 Judge and Oil Panic. And Bacon.
Sexy: Even with the nerfs in Ultimate, she's still bae.
Boring: Spindashspindashspindashspindashspindashgottagofastspindashbackthrowspindash.
Obnoxious: Even outside the stigmas, I think she's incredibly annoying at all times, even when she's not Witch Timing and building ladders to the stars.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Cool: He does cool stuff all the time.
Troll: pi-ka-CHUUU. pi-ka-CHUUU. pi-ka-CHUUU.
Obnoxious: He spams spinning mixups all the time, saying "Come at me." And when we do approach, he lets us have it.
Cute: Don't know the meaning of the word, sorry.
Boring: Well, he's a man, with a sword. And hair...and eyes...and a nose...and...
Clumsy: He's not used to fighting like everyone else.
Sexy: How did nobody else put her for this?

 

[Ghirahilda]

Ok!
Cool
Troll
Obnoxious
Cute
Boring
Clumsy
HOT AS HELL

 

[Ultinarok]

Cool: He does cool stuff all the time.
Troll: pi-ka-CHUUU. pi-ka-CHUUU. pi-ka-CHUUU.
Obnoxious: He spams spinning mixups all the time, saying "Come at me." And when we do approach, he lets us have it.
Cute: Don't know the meaning of the word, sorry.
Boring: Well, he's a man, with a sword. And hair...and eyes...and a nose...and...
Clumsy: He's not used to fighting like everyone else.
Sexy: How did nobody else put her for this?

Palu falls more under the "beauty" archetype than the Sexy one. Only her pole dance taunt hints at sexy. ZSS is literally curves in a skin tight suit, and you can put her in basically her underwear. So yeah, it's pretty clear her and Bayo were supposed to be true fanservice characters.

 

[Smash Lampjaw]

Cool
Troll
Obnoxious
Cute
Boring
Clumsy
Sexy

 

[CanadianSmasher1992]

Cool
Troll
Obnoxious
Cute
Boring
Clumsy
Sexy

 

[osby]

Their lost


Cool - (It's Mario as a DOCTOR, how is that not cool?)

Troll - (Nana can be a real stinker.)

Obnoxious - (There are more options in life then just Side-B.)

Cute - (Kind of a give away.)

Clumsy - (If his role in spin offs weren't a good enough reason, just look at his platforming adventures.)

Sexy - (I don't why, they just are.)

Boring - *No one*

You sir, I like you.

and know it's piling up on Chrom time. Leave the poor guy alone, he suffered enough.

 

[Diem]

Cool: One of the coolest Nintendo characters of all time, in my humble opinion.
Troll: Where were you the day that Dedede trolled the world?
Obnoxious: Put in the game before the game was even released in other regions, and then the game apparently wasn't very good anyways.
Cute: It gets a cute little scarf for its alt costumes! And goggles!
Boring: Just alt-colored Pit with a generic attitude.
Clumsy: Many of her moves make her vulnerable.
Sexy: So much so that he saved the video game industry.

 

[JazzaDawg]

Cool-
Troll-
Obnoxious-
Cute-
Boring-
Clumsy-
Sexy-

 

[Fell God]

Everyone that puts Chrom in their boring slot will catch these hands on For Glory

 

[Smash Lampjaw]

Everyone that puts Chrom in their boring slot will catch these hands on For Glory

Boring hands

 

[Fell God]

Boring hands

T-take that back

 

[Chumble Spuzz]

Everyone that puts Chrom in their boring slot will catch these hands on For Glory

He's better than Marth at least

 

[MacDaddyNook]

Cool-
Troll-
Obnoxious-
Cute-
Boring-
Clumsy-
Sexy- none

 

[VexTheHex]

Cool - - Water ninja frog! Also cool he managed to end up as top dog that gen of the starters going against the fire fox.
HM - - He legit survives in the wilderness with giant monsters by taming local plants.

Troll - - Ahahaha, I'm innocent and not dropping and smacking you on purpose.
HM - - Let me crouch spam online and hope a Link or Marth player teams with me and roleplays as my husband. It works 9/10 times.

Obnoxious - - Never forget Brawl.
HM - - I heard she was 4's Metaknight. Don't need to hear or see it myself.

Cute - - She's adorable.
HM - - D'awwwww.

Boring - - Does literally nothing for me.
HM - - Genderbend Marth. The end.

Clumsy - - Silly boy has had his move set stolen 3 times now.
HM - - She could blow herself up with her shield, that's pretty extreme.

Sexy - - Wow, who's Simon?
HM - - Alright, we don't need Marth, Lucina, or Roy. Let's keep this handsome guy around instead. could be this pick, but they put his weaker state as his default. Manly Ike is better.

 

[Zinith]

Clumsy-

You going by the Super Mario World Cartoon version?

 

[MacDaddyNook]

You going by the Super Mario World Cartoon version?

Nah, it's more that I see the character in a more silly/comical light. This category seemed closest to a slapstick vibe that I'd see him right at home in.

 

[Lukingordex]

Cool -
Troll -
Obnoxious -
Cute - none
Boring -
Clumsy -
Sexy - none

 

[LoZ00]

Cool - (she has four guns. FOUR. GODDAMN. GUNS.)
Runner-up -

Troll - (I don't know why I feel like he'd be a troll)
Runner-up -

Obnoxious - (Sonic is obnoxious: he has obnoxious taunts, obnoxious voice, obnoxious moveset)
Runner-up -

Cute - (oh, he's just a little boy in a world of goddesses, demon kings and space dragons)
Runner-up -

Boring - (nothing to say)
Runner-up - :ultrobin

Clumsy - (his dash attack itself makes him a clumsy character)
Runner-up -

Sexy - (I find her the sexiest and the most beautiful character in the game)
Runner-up -

 

[TheTrueBrawler]

They're in spoilers boxes because I am kind of interested to see if you guys can guess them before seeing them. Some aren't who you think they will be.

Spoiler: Cool

At first, I heard of this character and thought it was going to next main edge lords pick up. After seeing her in the trailer though, she is cool as hell. I thought it was going to be Snake, but between her attack animations, idle animation, and even the music she is accompanied by makes her look awesome.

Spoiler: Troll

His Spot Dodge is more irritating than most actual taunts. When a Falco does this after I die, I get very salty sometimes.

Spoiler: Obnoxious

This video about sums this opinion up.

Spoiler: Cute

Can't deny that Jigglypuff is the cutest being in all of Smash. Is that what led to her tier list downfall in Smash Brawl?

Spoiler: Boring

Seriously? This character alone encourages players to make their own fighters and discourages Nintendo from putting them in. Plus, they're all so bad that they're laughable no matter who they're representing.

Spoiler: Clumsy

He has been living in his brother's shadow for so long. He can't keep staying there. Plus, even more clumsiness is demonstrated in his move set.

Spoiler: Sexy

(Female Corrin Only)
Don't judge.

Unless it's a Mr. Game and Watch pun.

If that's it, then I'm fine with it.

Second List
Third List

 

[Kori]

Cool
Troll
Obnoxious: Waluigi Fanboys
Cute
Boring
Clumsy
Sexy

 

[link Г]

Cool:

Spoiler

SS+-Tier:

S-Tier:
A-Tier:
B-Tier:
C-Tier:

Troll:
Obnoxious:
Cute:
Boring: ultroy:
Clumsy:
Sexy: same as the cool ones

I know we were supposed to pick one for each category.

 

[Crystanium]

MalachitJR , might I request you add "Fun" into your list?


Cool
Dark Samus has an air of coolness, hovering swiftly and behaving non-chalantly as she attacks.


Troll
Jigglypuff is most definitely a troll. Its ability to approach and then retreat, or utilize air-dodging to lure you in, only to attempt to land Rest on you can be rather frustrating. You may find yourself doing the chasing.


Obnoxious
This arrogant 15-year-old is definitely good at one thing, and that's running. Running away, that is. His telegraphed neutral special and cookie cutter visuals for just about every move he has is equally flat out lazy. Why, if I could place him in another spot, it'd be under "Boring"!


Cute
I've never been a fan of Zelda's appearance, and at a certain angle in SSB4 during the victory screen, she came off looking somewhat like Kristen Stewart. I guess this is what happens when you take a character's appearance from a polygonal game and try to update her into a more realistic appearance. Yet, in SSBU, Zelda is by far the cutest, and for that, she deserves this spot.


Boring
Not much has to be said here.


Clumsy
Lack of traction, weird jump height and floatiness, I think Luigi is the clumsiest of them all. Lucas would be second, but that's for another time, I suppose.


Sexy
What? Surprised I didn't choose Zero Suit Samus? I grew up with the series. It's kind of hard to see Samus that way. Besides, if I went with her, I would have chosen Samus instead and joked about how sexy the armor was. Anyway, Peach can appear attractive, but I think most Mario fans prefer Daisy over Peach. Just because she's a brunette doesn't mean she can't have fun. In fact, she seems to be the liveliest of the two.

 

[Uffe]

Cool She's wearing a cool armored suit, has an arm cannon that shoots lasers and missiles, and she can turn into a ball. Has anybody ever questioned why she turns into a ball? I know why they make her do it, but that's just so weird.
Troll She's the master of baiting. Okay, maybe not, but she tricks you into thinking it's safe to attack and all she does is pull back. Then if she gets you off stage, you're pretty much done for unless you have a great recovery.
Obnoxious Bombs, boomerang, arrows, and the most annoying thing of all, his quick grab that either leads into up smash, up tilt, or if you try to dodge both, another grab. I'm so glad he's being restricted to one bomb and no ranged grab in Ultimate.
Cute Just look at his face. I sometimes laugh when I see him in that victory pose.
Boring I can't really stand his running away.
Clumsy He slides when he stops running, his dash attack makes him look like he's about to trip, and one of his victory poses has him look like he's falling over like a board.
Sexy Do I really have to explain?
Fun I enjoy using him from time to time. He's actually pretty fun to use.

 

[Rie Sonomura]

@ everyone putting Captain Falcon as their “Sexy” choice: y’all have great taste

As for my new “Fun choice” uhhhh...
? I found Splatoon lots of fun at least, can’t wait to get a Switch and Splatoon 2

 

[Blade of Evil's Bane]

MalachitJR MalachitJR , might I request you add "Fun" into your list?

Update for a Fun one:
(because throwing people around is sooooo much fun)

 

[Kingshadow3]

Cool: Monado Boi.
Troll: Pure evil entity that won't stay dead.
Obnoxious: Annoying Super Armor.
Cute: KAWAII INCARNATE!
Boring: Just another Link
Clumsy: That up taunt.
Sexy: It's Bayonetta. What do you expect?

 

[YoshiandToad]

Cool: at least 90s cool. Diddy is runner up.
Troll: The original gaming troll.
Obnoxious: probably the most obnoxious individual in Smash...until Viridi gets added anyway.
Cute: Pretty damn adorable between Yarn Yoshi and the way he babysits Mario in his games. Pichu is a close second for me.
Boring: The problem with everyone being a clone of you with a twist or unique flavour is you come off as the dull norm.
Clumsy: Hurts itself with it's own attacks. Luigi is a runner up.
Sexy: 11/10, would let use me as a meatshield for 17 years.