theres only like 3 characters that im supremely sure of my ability to beat, and one of them is DK so I got cyphus on lock.
Well they say all men are created equal. But you take one look at Cyphus, and you take one look at Cyphus's beard, and you can see that that statement is not true.
You see, normally, when you go up against another Smasher, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But you see, Cyphus is a genetic freak, and he's not normal. So you got a 25% chance, at best, of beating him.
Then you add Cyphus's beard to the mix? Your chances of winning drastically go down.
You see, in a 3-way match with you, Cyphus, and Cyphus's beard, you got a 33 and a third chance of winning. That's because you KNOW you can't beat Cyphus's beard, so you're not even gonna try.
So you take your 33 and a third percent chance, minus your 25% chance, and you got, at best, an 8 and a third percent chance of winning.
But Cyphus, you take his seventy five percent chance, plus his sixty-six and 2/3% chance, and he's got a 141 and 2/3% chance of winning.
You see, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you.
