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Character nationalities.

Neon Ness

Designated Procrastinator
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Alopex' a cool guy.

So stop trying to sound cool and **** before I flame you.
Uhh... I don't understand what you mean, but OK. Flame away.

@Mr. Rogu: Ness and Lucas are different nationalities because they're from different places in their respective games, even though they do look similar, I guess. Actually, Ness looks a little bit darker...
 

SSD

Smash Journeyman
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Location
California

MajorMoses

Smash Journeyman
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Location
Pittsburgh, PA
OBJECTION!!!!

Captain Falcon - Purebred American. (I'd say he's Jamaican. Y'know. Fastest runner? Eh?)

Ice Climbers - ******'s from the north pole. (Its mostly ice... and there is nobody in the north pole so there is no nationality for it. If I were to place them somewhere, it would be Canada. Cause Canada's a *****. :) )

Kirby - French (He eats WAY too much. Can you say 'supersize me'? Definitely American.)

Link - Swedish (.... wtf?)

Lucas - Lil american homeslice. (German. Blond hair and blue eyes=Aryan)

Marth - Puerto Rican. (Definitely not. He's from England during the medievel times.)

Meta Knight - English (Spanish all the way)

Toon Link - Swiss (That is incredibly random... Switzerland is known for banks and particle accelerators. Not cel-shading. This guy is from the depths of hell, obviously.)

Wario - Israeli (No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Oh, mama mia mama mia! Mama mia let him go... umm.... Excuse me but this was really stupid. There is no way that he is Israeli. Obviously he is a terrorist who merely resides in a random country. That way nobody will be offended :) )

Yoshi - Last of the dinosaurs surviving around Lake Titicaca (lol, ****...)
And there you have it!
 

The Star King

Smash Hero
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Nov 6, 2007
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Falco is of Italian heritage, true, but judging from his accent, he was clearly raised in Brooklyn.
 

DMurr

The Radiant Hero
Joined
Jun 20, 2007
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2,461
Location
ATL
NNID
dmurray9
hahaha at Pit.

I'd say Captain Falcon is similar to Captain America... which explains why people say he's American. In general, I don't think overly muscular men walking around in skintight suits represents America as a general statement lol.
 

Kinzer

Mammy
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Jun 2, 2008
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Location
Las Vegas, NV
NNID
Kinzer
3DS FC
2251-6533-0581
Would Sonic have that Australian accent?

I dunno, back in his cartoon, he didn't...
 

sonic 12111

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Kaneohe
dk=kimbo slices loooooong lost couzen

donkey kong is the kimbo slice of brawl.
raw power!!!

dk is odviously from whereva slice is from. only he could teach dk a moveset of purely smash attacks.
 

She-Geek

Smash Cadet
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Oct 20, 2008
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Metaknight is spanish and KingD3 is from the deep south o.o (check the series) and how is shiek and zelda from two different places?!
 

DarkThundah

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May 24, 2008
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America the greatest country ever.
Captain Falcon is soo freedom! So jacked, so obnoxious, I mean who announces their moves before they use them? Who wears skin tight cloths that accentuate their curves? Who says "Yes!" after something just happens to work out? .....America that’s who.
 

krlos F.

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Some place on the planet
yeah I'm not agree with u about MK nationality, he is Spanish! why did u think is american? u're wrong, and about Marth, he's obviously Japanesse! and about Zelda, she can be British, so Sheik the same (are the same person)
 

Osi

Smash Ace
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In a dream
Bowser - Amphibious turtle from the lakes of Madigascar.
Captain Falcon - England
Diddy and Donkey Kong - From the deep jungles of Africa.
Falco (Lombardi) - Italian (cus of his last name)
Fox McCloud - French, going off the accent in brawl
Game and Watch - Seriously underdeveloped tribal member from South America.
Ganondorf - Epic arabian lord.
Ice Climbers - ******'s from the north pole.
Ike - Mongolia
Jigglypuff - poorly made mutant balloon from China
King D3 - Penguin from the arctic.
Kirby - French
Link - Finland
Lucas - Lil american homeslice.
Lucario - Mutant racoon from the forests of Massachusetts.
Luigi and Mario - Italian, obviously.
Marth - Greek
Meta Knight - Space (cause stuff this broken can only exist in space)
Ness - Japanese.
Olimar - Chinese (Pikmin are his over populated, malnourished children)
Peach - Blonde hair, blue eyes, sounds pretty German.
Pikachu - Mutant rat from the sewers of New York City who developed electrical sacks in its cheeks after being exposed to radioactive sludge and was electrocuted by a subway rail.
Pit - Roman
Pokemon Trainer - Vietnamese animal worker.
R.O.B. - Latest technological breakthrough from Japan.
Samus - Sweden
Sheik - Pakistani
Snake - Purebred American pwnage.
Sonic - Hedgehog from Australia.
Toon Link - Finland
Wario - Cicely
Wolf O'Donnell - Irish (cus of last name)
Yoshi - Last of the dinosaurs surviving around Lake Titicaca
Zelda - Norway
ZZS - Sweden

Made the changes I'd make purple to help ^^
 

Dream Chaser

Smash Journeyman
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Nov 10, 2007
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Adelaide, Australia
ALL-Japanese (coz sakuai says so on the dojo :p)

Although all fire emblem sword lords fight with traditional french style (and rapiers) and link has a style probably most similar to that of nomads (not from FE nomads, real ones)
 

YagamiDark

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Richmond Hill, Ontario
Wario Israeli?
Some pun on his nose? :p
I've heard people say he was Mexican.
When the audience goes "Wario! Cha cha cha!"
Some interpret is as "Ja Ja Ja"
which is the mexican way of laughing apparently.
Adding to that, people say his farts are fueled by bean burritos.
 

Donkey Bong

Smash Ace
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Sep 17, 2008
Messages
610
MK is absolutely and undoubtedly mexican
one of his winning taunts says "taco bell is my destiny"
:laugh:
 

Nidtendofreak

Smash Hero
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Belleville, Ontario
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TheNiddo
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Captain Falcon is obviously Canadian. You can tell by his accent.


Can I have a 3 second head start before you all kill me?
 
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