So you're backing out of our $5,000 MM? What a Pussi.
You wanna know what's lame? Underachieving older brothers who have to misspell curse words all the time in order to insult someone.
Something else that's lame? People who, when presented with a superior argument that they have no retaliation for, INSIST on a money match. As if, by some grace of God, winning a Smash match makes your post LESS asinine. Win or lose, you are still an idiot.
Something I have a hard time believing? That someone who can't put up TWO DOLLARS more for a venue fee has the scrap to wager Five thousand....
Two dollars! That's.... TWO HUNDRED PENNIES! I'm sure you can find that in your ratty old couch. And you whine, whine, whine about the venue fee.
You do realize that Five Thousand... is 2500 times MORE than the extra 2 dollars you can't possibly pay to come to this C3 tourney right? I wouldn't want to send you to the poor house. Assuming you don't already live in one. I've definitely seen bums with more than 2 dollars in their handout cups. Maybe you could borrow from them?
Also, what REALLY takes the cake is that you're all about that money match! You're all set to throw down that five grand you can't possibly afford, you didn't once look at my signature or my location and figure out that I currently live in Iraq!
Good job genius!
I was certainly going to fly out of a war zone on a military plane, travel 6000 plus miles, just to MM you in Smash for your original offer of 50 bucks. Even 5000 wouldn't be worth it, as I'd have to pay over 3 grand for the flight as well as miss a week's worth of pay, which is a bunch more than the flight.
But wait... you can't even pay the venue fee. Why do I even bother?
My original post was to make you look like an idiot for complaining about two measly dollars. You have certainly one upped me in that category. No one could make you look stupider than you manage on your own.