Butts Arrested in Boob Murder Case

[Spire]

http://wearecentralpa.com/wtaj-news-fulltext/?nxd_id=203465

POTTER TOWNSHIP, CENTRE COUNTY - Police have arrested a third person in connection with the murder of Samuel Boob.

Boob was shot and killed at his home in Potter Township, Centre County, on the morning of August 23rd, 2009.

Kermit Butts, 26, of Madisonburg, is accused of driving the suspected killer to and from the crime scene on the morning of the killing. He was charged with aggravated assault and assisting a murder suspect and placed in the Centre County Prison.

Police believe that Butts drove Ronald Heichel to the Boob home and picked him up later in the day on August 23rd, 2009. Police believe Heichel shot Sam Boob twice with a shotgun and killed him. Heichel was charged with 1st degree murder.

The victim's wife, Mirinda Boob, is accused of working with Heichel to have her husband killed. Police say they have text messages that were sent between her and Heichel, proving that the two were working together to kill Samuel. She has been charged with conspiracy to commit murder.

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

Wow... alot of Boobs and Butts.

 

[MCSR]

That's so hot.

 

[metalreflectslime]

This is interesting.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Christ, I was seriously mislead.

 

[o-Serin-o]

Epic title is epic.

 

[MikeKirby]

I laughed so hard reading all that!

Honestly! What are the odds?? Boobs Vs Butts?

 

[Dragoon Fighter]

These are real people. This is a real murder. This is a real lose of a human life. This is sad. Not funny.

 

[Zook]

These are real people. This is a real murder. This is a real lose of a human life. This is sad. Not funny.

http://encefalus.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/joker.jpg

 

[Professor :3]

These are real people. This is a real murder. This is a real lose of a human life. This is sad. Not funny.

this is hilarious

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

These are real people. This is a real murder. This is a real lose of a human life. This is sad. Not funny.

Yeah these are real people and it is sad, but that shouldn't mean we can't laugh at a coincidence.

 

[Dragoon Fighter]

this is hilarious

What is funny about an innocent person dying?

http://encefalus.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/joker.jpg

I do not get. Can someone explain the purpose of this post?

Edit: ninja'd

Yeah these are real people and it is sad, but that shouldn't mean we can't laugh at a coincidence.

I guess that is ok as long as we respect the victim.

 

[Budget Player Cadet_]

Victim? The guy was named boob. I think it saved him some mockery.

Jokes as-okay no this is too funny to ignore jokes, I'm sorry. Stop raining on our parade.

 

[Zook]

I do not get. Can someone explain the purpose of this post?

I was going to post 'Why so serious?' but I figured a Joker picture would convey the message in a better way. Guess I was wrong.

 

[Dragoon Fighter]

I was going to post 'Why so serious?' but I figured a Joker picture would convey the message in a better way. Guess I was wrong.

Why would the phrase "Why so serious" be relevant?

Victim? The guy was named boob. I think it saved him some mockery.

Jokes as-okay no this is too funny to ignore jokes, I'm sorry. Stop raining on our parade.

I am not raining on your parade I am human so I can not rain like the rain I think you thinking of. If by that you mean leave you guys alone then, sure I can do that I think I made my point.

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

Why would the phrase "Why so serious" be relevant?



I am not raining on your parade I am human so I can not rain like the rain I think you thinking of. If by that you mean leave you guys alone then, sure I can do that I think I made my point.

Now, I think your just trolling.

But if you really don't get it *sigh*

First part. "Why so serious?" is talking about how your acting too serious to this situation.

Second part. He's talking about how your bringing down the mood. (so there won't be a missunderstanding) Your depressing statements are making us depressed.

 

[Zook]

Why would the phrase "Why so serious" be relevant?

Because of this:

These are real people. This is a real murder. This is a real lose of a human life. This is sad. Not funny.

What an utterly humorless post in a funny thread. The sheer absurdity of this situation - as tragic as it is - is just too much to be a tightass about.

Tragedy is when some random person kills another, comedy is when Butts kills Boob.

 

[SkylerOcon]

Yeah. Dragoon Fighter, we know that murder isn't funny. However, the coincidence is. I think we're allowed to laugh about something happening to two complete strangers. Please get off your moral high horse or I'll have to start infracting you.

 

[Luigitoilet]

These are real people. This is a real murder. This is a real lose of a human life. This is sad. Not funny.

Thousands of people die every single day. Hundreds of people probably just died as I type this post.

 

[Budget Player Cadet_]

Thousands of people die every single day. Hundreds of people probably just died as I type this post.

hahaha oh wow I lol'd

 

[Mota]

Glad Butt beat Boob. Butt<3

 

[Virtual Kruncher]

-_-

o_O

O_o

 

[Rici]

http://encefalus.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/joker.jpg

I'm a bit late, but you get cool points for this one.

 

[~N9NE~]

lol at the story.

My condolences to the Boob family.

Glad Butt beat Boob. Butt<3

Preach!

Yeah. Dragoon Fighter, we know that murder isn't funny. However, the coincidence is. I think we're allowed to laugh about something happening to two complete strangers. Please get off your moral high horse or I'll have to start infracting you.

lol at infracting people for having an opinion and claiming they're the ones on a moral high horse.

 

[Luigitoilet]

While I agree that threatening infraction is wrong and abusive in this case, you can't tell me that Dragoon wasn't being annoying as hell with his white-knighting.

 

[~N9NE~]

His point about rain was annoying but otherwise didn't make much of it. Everyone giving him excessive attention and trying to point out how he's missing the humour after he expressed his legitimate opinion was far more annoying.

*shrug*

 

[Tomo Takino]

The charges were dropped because Butts was **** faced.

 

[Luigitoilet]

The charges were dropped because Butts was **** faced.

LOL. I love this.

 

[Lore]

Hahaha, wow, I just laughed my *** off at this. Nice find, Spire!

Thousands of people die every single day. Hundreds of people probably just died as I type this post.

Then stop posting before more people die! :o

 

[#HBC | Dancer]

Big time lol at this

The charges were dropped because Butts was **** faced.

LMAO, that's awesome.

 

[Jim Morrison]

boob > butt

 

[Patinator]

One must query why the two persons in question have such... unique last names.

 

[Luigitoilet]

boob > butt

yeah but what about boobs?