Brisbane - CoK - OVERCORE - CAO IS STILL WEARING A DRESS

[undead_moose]

Vyse... Let me team with you

Edit: if he says no i need a team mate >.<

 

[Sirias]

Lol.
I know.
I'm just being a ****.
:D
And yes, I do say whatever I want, because you guys can't do anything about it anyway. :D:D:D <3

Omfg Josh I might be taking the same train as you.
I'll txt you just to make sure it's all good and what train and everything, though.

Omg Ben you sound hot on the phone. <3
"Byeee~"
Cuuute.

But yeah.
Omg tourney in 12 hours wtf.
And I'm not tired at all.
I'm gonna probably stay up all night!
Shiet.

 

[undead_moose]

Dont forget your collar!

 

[Darkwing SykeDuk]

SCHEDULE UPDATE - READ ITC0CK

moose you can team with matt (gosu)

 

[undead_moose]

no u

I will if im out of options

 

[Sliq]

Australia: That One Place That Has Stuff

 

[NG7]

I have some bad news.

My throat is f*cked, i'm vomitting and i'm heating up really badly.

I don't think i'll be able to get over it in time, so you're gonna have to hardcore it without me.

Have fun dudes. Catch up with youz later in the week.

 

[Sirias]

I have something special to do to all of you attending CoK and I will ask from all of you to do something in return.
This is for and from Toai, btw.

I don't have a collar but I know where to get one and I want one as well.
A 'good' one, though.

Australia has gay humour.
And that's about it.
<3

Get better soon, Toai.~ <3
Miss you already. :'C

Edit:

I am officially screwed.
Not sleeping tonight.
Fwuark this tourney.
As if start it at 8 AM wtf is wrong with you, blah.

 

[MikulOnIce85]

tristan post*

i was talking to mikul last night and he had planned to team with gosu if no one else did... so yer ask him please zac:D

and lol at kas posting at 3 50 am, you should be sleeping lol
thanks

 

[D.J Cat]

Can someone please bring a spare red/white/yellow cable for a Gamecube?
And remember - Gamecubes, smash disks memory cards etc.
I hope we have enough powerboards

Anyone - Call me if you want a lift of some sort.


Hmm, now what else can i overanalyze...

See ya all there, have fun!

 

[MikulOnIce85]

Radiance Post.

OMG BRING TVSSSSS IF YOU DONT BRING LOTS OF TVS WE MIGHT ALL HAVE TO SHARE 1 LOL...

 

[Darkwing SykeDuk]

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2200682&l=4b153&id=3322892

 

[RPK]

I wanna come D=

 

[Drephen]

U.s.a A O.k!

 

[Mars-]

HahahahahahaHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD!!! XDDDDDDDD
You guys are so sad it's hilarious...

Your arguments are all: "America is better than Australia at Smash."
Are you proud?
I'm sure you are.
It's quite an accomplishment, really, to be better than another country at a game that involves little characters fighting another little character and killing each other.
I mean playing a game all day and nothing else 'is' pretty kool.

You know...
This game was originally intended to be made for 'fun'.
I think you guys take this way too seriously.

Because you're American.
And yes.
Bush is so much smarter than me.
I mean, c'mon, he's not illiterate, doesn't blow other countries up for oil and supposed 'WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION" or anything like that, oh no...
But we can forgive him if he does because he's the President and he has a lot of pressure on him, yeah?
Yeah. Sure.

Funny how you mock dead people as well.
I'd like to see you get stung by a stingray and laugh about it when you're dying. :D
Btw I'm not Australian, so you can't say anything about me and Australia.
I just find you guys relatively... pathetic? Maybe. Obscenely ********? More than likely.
Gay? Yes.

Also.
It's really gay to argue over the internet.
Since you're behind a screen crying to yourself as you send another remark.
Kthxbai.

Edit:

If you didn't care you wouldn't be here, so there you go?
I'm just telling you what you need to know.
And obviously that requires a lot of reading on your part.
But you're like Bush and you can't do that.
Oh well.

Btw I have long posts because I can?
Not because I care.
I don't even give a cr@p about this whole thing.
I just wanna go to a gaming tournament to 'have fun'.
Which doesn't involve blowing people and countries up, mind you. =]

Somebody please teach this kid something, or better yet, I will do it for you.

Your arguments are all: "America is better than Australia at Smash."
Are you proud?
I'm sure you are.
It's quite an accomplishment, really, to be better than another country at a game that involves little characters fighting another little character and killing each other.
I mean playing a game all day and nothing else 'is' pretty kool.

You know...
This game was originally intended to be made for 'fun'.
I think you guys take this way too seriously.

Classic big tough guy approach, you play the game too, just because somebody is better then you at something doesn't mean they play it all day. Lol at your stupidity. By the way, stop spacing after every sentence, it makes you look even more stupid.

Because you're American.
And yes.
Bush is so much smarter than me.
I mean, c'mon, he's not illiterate, doesn't blow other countries up for oil and supposed 'WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION" or anything like that, oh no...
But we can forgive him if he does because he's the President and he has a lot of pressure on him, yeah?
Yeah. Sure.

Lol, this shows how ignorant you are even more, please tell me the last time that the U.S. has dropped a bomb. I sence that you are a little jealous that the U.S. has the balls to take a dictator out of power, but Australia just crys about how they have nothing.

Funny how you mock dead people as well.
I'd like to see you get stung by a stingray and laugh about it when you're dying. :D

It's completely understandable that you guys would be mad about this, I mean the only Australian to ever do anything dies, now you are a bunch of nobodies again.

Also.
It's really gay to argue over the internet.
Since you're behind a screen crying to yourself as you send another remark.
Kthxbai.

"gay gay gay gay gay", is that the only insult you have? And it really sounds horrible when you say "kthxbai" right after it.

So basicly Australia has nothing, but yet you say it's the third best country in the world? And I know your little list is wrong because the best country in the world was some place in the middle east that is a really rich area. I forget the name of it, but it's the place that Micheal Jackson went to after his court case.

I actually heard this funny story today about australia, how they banned santa from saying ho ho ho because it is offensive. Lol, grow up.

Rofl, and then they are so original, that they make the country have the same name as the continent, wow, you guys are really stupid.

Stupid stupid australians. Although I really shouldn't have australia and stupid in the same sentence, not because it isn't true, it's just sort of redundent.

Anyway, I'm done here. Don't bother posting for your very little self-esteem left, because I won't even be looking at it. I have more better things to do then listen to some arrogant ignorant 13 year old kid trying to talk politics.

 

[Big_R]

lol australia is so angry! who was ever rly mad? i guess now you guys definitely won't change it, but we all know who's the best CoK in our hearts.

 

[Sirias]

CoK is for guys only! :D
And Australia isn't angry...
We're just being *****.
*****. CoKs. Get it? Ho ho. *lame*

Mars... I know you put a lot of effort into your post...
But I'm really sorry...
I just didn't really care enough to read it.
=]
Funny how you read my entire post, don't you have anything better to do?

It doesn't matter that it's called CoK anyway.
How did this all start?
...
Probably from me. XD
Oh well!

---------

OMG RESULTS!
I don't really know... But...

Doubles:

Sirias + Accelerate = 1st
Tristan + Radiance = 2nd
Syke + Caotic = 3rd
King Kong + Scrubs = 4th?
... And others. XD

Singles:

Tristan = 1st
Syke = 2nd
Sloth = 3rd
Radiance = 4th
... And others. XD

So gay, singles.
Too much Smash.
Couldn't be FCUKED playing after "3" games with Zac. WTF!!!
After I played the second match with Zac and won I was just like: "... Stuff this..."
But then I played Sloth and then I wanted to try.
And got owned by his ICs.
And then I played his Falco and tried to shine spike and I got spiked in return (**** you!!!) and I think I suicided once? Probably not, but that was really gay, can't believe I lost to a Falco.
Should have practiced more against fast fallers before I came.

AND OMG!
I DIDN'T EVEN PLAY CAOTIC IN SINGLES!
OR FRIENDLIES!
I am sad. </3 :'C

I didn't play heaps of people;
Jaz, BJay, Stu, Simon, Pat, Comboturtle (don't know your name XD), Jei, Phil, Moonlight Mirage (don't know your name either XD), Dino (and you too XD) and those other randoms that came (not that I really wanted to play them).
I also didn't play Tristan or Aaron in singles either.
And barely any of the other QLDers like Sieg, Vyse, Nick, Doug, Peter... man, wtf.
Not even Ryan.
... I feel sad.
Played Zac 3 times (1 swiss, 2 brackets), Sloth, Mikul, Sam and I got a 'bye' (free match).
How lame.
I only played '1' friendly and that was with Mikul.
BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Get that Rat]

Fcuking Americans.

 

[CAOTIC]

..........

 

[Darkwing SykeDuk]

Results up*

 

[Sirias]

"Anyway, I'm done here. Don't bother posting for your very little self-esteem left, because I won't even be looking at it. I have more better things to do then listen to some arrogant ignorant 13 year old kid trying to talk politics."

Hahahah, omfg.
You say that AFTER you read all of what I say AND reply to it?
Wow...
You really do contradict yourself AND have no life.
I love you. <3

--

And really the way to read the results is fwuarked.
I might do it myself so people might be able to UNDERSTAND it.
'Cuz everyone is n00b.
And can't.
:D: D:D :D: D: D:<3

 

[Ghost42]

Reason I wasn't there:
Me at 6:00 in the morning:
Whelp, I could get owned by public transport again or I can go back to sleep.
As for the randoms, I assume they where Drew (Falco) and Tim (Doc).

 

[Darkwing SykeDuk]

There was at least 10 people I had never seen before, I was so happy T_T

 

[Sirias]

They were total randoms.\
Weird-os.

Fkin hell Ben's house is infested with spiders!!
And one of the Huntsman ones is in my fkin SHOE!!!

Lol.
Sirias SURPRISE SHINESPIKE! XD

 

[Get that Rat]

LOL I remember the huge *** Huntsman at STD last year. Hahahaha

 

[CAOTIC]

those going to byron all meet at juggys so we can drive down together. sam zac and i are going to pick up our rental car from the airport at around 11am

 

[Hardpelicn]

ZOMG yesterday was cool.
Harr's hell happy cause he came 29th. XD
anyway I didn't get to vs many ppl in friendlies except for rune.
Oh and cao did harry and dat other n00b guy that didn't know what a jc grab was actually beat u in a 2 on 1.
Oh and I wanted to really play josh, ur DK is AWESOME.
oh and ben, you and ur falco fawked me.
Im like FWUARK GAY.
ahhh well, 11th or wateva i came is alright i guess. considering that i have only been playing since april.
And this is teh last tyme ill be using my sig.
Lol PWNAGE fotoshop skills bak then.

 

[Shady_james]

If you're in here for cok-related stuff, take note the below post contains none.

<babelfish>

I'm gettin offended over double-booking of an abbreviation, and now i'm insulting the intelligence and sexuality of people whom i've never met, and automatically hate because they are australian and because they don't take my seriously when i have a cry in their forum for no sufficiently valid reason

</babelfish>
Lets face it, nobody here actually gives a **** about any abbreviation anybody uses except you. We say cok, we have a laugh at the fact we named a tournament after our genitals and move on. Take a step back and look at what you're fighting for. Does it really matter to you enough to be the only cok on smashboards that you're willing to make a total *** of yourself and expose your immaturity to the masses for exclusive rights to calling yourself a cok?
On your first post, i thought you were kidding, and that we'd all have a laugh and move on. You should have pretended you were joking; i would have respected you more.
You can save face and quit now, or you can keep going and we'll just laugh harder.

<babelfish>

If they'd measured the best country on the criteria of how much **** we blow up, america would be number ONE!!

</babelfish>

'Nuff said

And above i give you two specimens representing the worst of their country. I'm not going to join in the country-bash-fest and say all americans are dip****s, but if you are any example, i won't argue with that.

my GOD that was theraputic!!! i feel all fresh! i should pay out dumb people more often

 

[D.J Cat]

*Kas post

SHOUT OUTS OMFG

But not now.
Maybe later.
In the near future. :D

Btw stfu about the CoK abbreviation crap, kthx? =]

 

[Watty]

aiiight sooo I know its hard tot ell online but no one from america was angry till you stereotyped us first, sirius black but seriuosly who are you.

And real cool downgrading smash saying wow we are better than u in a video game u have 700 posts whichi means u obviously take the time to post so go *** yo self sir.

shady james we where joking some of you guys seemed to get pissy with us first, so obviuosly we are gonna go on the defensive. its not drews fault that what he said was true he juss tells it like it is u homo

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

Congrats on ur 1 accomplisment in this world in the last 10 yrs. Poker is a tough game rofl

 

[Sieg]

Hey Watty, tournament is over, no ones cares lol.

If you need to validate your existance by posting crap, go back to your own reginal zone.

You're using up the space that no one cares about anymore.

 

[Moonlight Mirage]

OMGWTFKASNOFRIENDLY? XD

XD Tourney was cool, got owned many times, but I learned a lot.

Thanks for making my first tourney a good one.

<3 Guys.

By the way, the Swiss Singles results are messed up. The results don't match up to the player names. Here's a better version ^_^

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/9281/cok0812resultspj6.jpg

 

[Radiance]

TRISTAN POST*


yer their both stuffed up or maybe somone imput the wrong details.... i Wx3 DX1

but meh. it was good fun thanks for the fun guys. i'll post shout outs later

 

[Sirias]

I know I know, I'm sorry. </3
But I called you a piece of cr@p and that you're a fcuktard and all that.
So you should've felt the love through my kind words. :DD::D:D:D:D:

Go away, Watty.
No one likes you.
=]

 

[CAOTIC]

worst tournament ever

 

[Darkwing SykeDuk]

1. CAOTIC 21:W = Cao played against person 21 and Won twice.... if it says D that means it was 1 all, and L was lost twice...

 

[rmusgrave]

*Is extremely late to the situation*

Guys, I just read that flame war. Despite who I would side with normally, you guys were just as immature as the Americans were in that discussion, if not more so in some cases.

Next time something like that happens, PM me. I check my PMs more often than my emails, which is where reported posts go.

Sirias, you may have your views on Americans and they may have their views of us. Flaming like you (and others) did in this thread will NOT help the situation. Ever. That goes to everyone else who participated too.

If anyone wants to continue this discussion with me/justify themselves then PM me and I'll respond as promptly as I can.

*Takes off moderator hat*

How was the tournament?

 

[Darkwing SykeDuk]

*Kas - Sirias post:

I love you Ryan (Bringer) so let's just leave it behind us.
In any case I was just... 'defending' Australia... FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
Even though I'm Kiwi.
And love mah sheep. <3

Tournament was godly but we had to rush most things.
And we got no Crews. :'C :'C :'C

Other than that Zac was gay and didn't play at all properly.
Like everyone.
Lol.
Zac was like:
"... I don't wanna organise the tournament anymore! BEN YOU DO IT!"
'Cuz there were too many randoms. Like, seriously. Wtf.

David's laptop sucks major balls.

In any case...
Now is the time for Nightshift Nurses.
So leave me be.
Scatty... porn... hentai... stuff?

Go watch "Scat Men" on Google Video it's called AMV.
I would post the link...
But then everyone may be tainted by it.

Yeah but I love you Ryan. Bringer.
So love me back.
And don't be angry at me.
Like Dave.
Who hated me for like the first day.
;_; T_T

HE CALLED ME AWKWARD! And annoying. ... ... ...
What'd I doooooooo???
He didn't even say Hi to me!
... **** you all.
Except Zac.
Who's biting on my shoulder.
And giving me a hard-on. <3

Nomnomnomnonomonom!!!

 

[rmusgrave]

What'd you do?

You are annoying when you post. Calm down and post sensibly and people will respect you more.

It might be funny to you and your friends, but you're alienating everyone else, including me and those Americans that were here.

----

Looking forward to videos though!!

 

[Darkwing SykeDuk]

We took 2 1/2 videos... yeah we really dont give a **** anymore <3 AMERICAAA **** NOO!!!!!