Antinegative
Smash Apprentice
What better way to pass the time until release than Brawl Haikus?!?
Here's a few I wrote:
f-smash, mario!
fight your moustache off, unless
you enjoy low teir
Who predicted R.O.B.?
the funny man sakurai
he is full of win
bring Landmaster, Fox
how can you possibly win
without a HUGE TANK
Please submit your creations if you feel like it....I'll edit this post to include the ones I like.
Rules are: 3 lines, 1st line 5 syllables, 2nd line 7 syllables, 3rd line 5 syllables.
You are welcome to write more than one, but I will choose only one of yours (my fav) to be included in this post.
SUBMISSIONS
Mikau et al
Why does Toon Link suck?
He is a lamefied Link
DIE POTATOHEAD!!!
Meta-Kirby
Peach, do a down Smash!
Oops, panties busting out woo-hoo!
Mario's pants...boing!
DeuceBlade
Marth is so broken
Roy has been removed from smash
Ike is very slow
flyinfilipino
Krystal is so cool.
Who will disagree with me?
Flaming Dragon Wang.
DeLoRtEd1
The Brawl Forums suck
Nuclear launch detected
Smashboards is lag free
Elran
Metaknight can fly,
And Sonic runs really fast,
But Zamus, nice ***!
Ekul
Falcon Punch, laser
PK Flash or PK Freeze
Kirby does them all
hippochinfat!!
Falcon punch Falcon
Potato not good
We are meaningful hats, man.
Whiteface
Shiek was top tier
Her f-air was total pwn
Nerfed it has been
shadowyoshi2345
landmaster for fox
another one for falco
and one more for wolf
spindash
Sonic the Hedgehog
He's the Fastest Thing Alive
He's ready to Brawl
Tastier
Super smash bros. brawl,
Woah! all clocks badassedry,
Zero hat ness wins.
Knux Echidna
"Tires don exits", eh?
Look, Fox and Falco are back!
Newcomer: Nerf Bat
RedMage8BT
Peach is very cool
She's also hot and sexy
Peach will kick your ***
battousai555
Knee to falcon punch
Marth was owned. Show me your boobs!
Oh, no! You're a man?
Symphony X
Brawl is coming soon
Lots of characters to choose
Krystal fans, they lose
Senshuu
Here, in skintight clothes,
Snake throws explosives at you.
Watch out, Mario!
Moustachio
Here comes Mario,
He's the mushroomy master,
Better watch your back.
Kirby M.D.
Four female Brawlers
Disappointing to Krystal
Great for H-Artists
Here's a few I wrote:
f-smash, mario!
fight your moustache off, unless
you enjoy low teir
Who predicted R.O.B.?
the funny man sakurai
he is full of win
bring Landmaster, Fox
how can you possibly win
without a HUGE TANK
Please submit your creations if you feel like it....I'll edit this post to include the ones I like.
Rules are: 3 lines, 1st line 5 syllables, 2nd line 7 syllables, 3rd line 5 syllables.
You are welcome to write more than one, but I will choose only one of yours (my fav) to be included in this post.
SUBMISSIONS
Mikau et al
Why does Toon Link suck?
He is a lamefied Link
DIE POTATOHEAD!!!
Meta-Kirby
Peach, do a down Smash!
Oops, panties busting out woo-hoo!
Mario's pants...boing!
DeuceBlade
Marth is so broken
Roy has been removed from smash
Ike is very slow
flyinfilipino
Krystal is so cool.
Who will disagree with me?
Flaming Dragon Wang.
DeLoRtEd1
The Brawl Forums suck
Nuclear launch detected
Smashboards is lag free
Elran
Metaknight can fly,
And Sonic runs really fast,
But Zamus, nice ***!
Ekul
Falcon Punch, laser
PK Flash or PK Freeze
Kirby does them all
hippochinfat!!
Falcon punch Falcon
Potato not good
We are meaningful hats, man.
Whiteface
Shiek was top tier
Her f-air was total pwn
Nerfed it has been
shadowyoshi2345
landmaster for fox
another one for falco
and one more for wolf
spindash
Sonic the Hedgehog
He's the Fastest Thing Alive
He's ready to Brawl
Tastier
Super smash bros. brawl,
Woah! all clocks badassedry,
Zero hat ness wins.
Knux Echidna
"Tires don exits", eh?
Look, Fox and Falco are back!
Newcomer: Nerf Bat
RedMage8BT
Peach is very cool
She's also hot and sexy
Peach will kick your ***
battousai555
Knee to falcon punch
Marth was owned. Show me your boobs!
Oh, no! You're a man?
Symphony X
Brawl is coming soon
Lots of characters to choose
Krystal fans, they lose
Senshuu
Here, in skintight clothes,
Snake throws explosives at you.
Watch out, Mario!
Moustachio
Here comes Mario,
He's the mushroomy master,
Better watch your back.
Kirby M.D.
Four female Brawlers
Disappointing to Krystal
Great for H-Artists
