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An idea turned lol by Vex, Gen and myself, I present to you the Bowser (boards) family tree.

The actually family tree diagram will be made in the next few days when we (Me Gen or Vex) can make one.

Great Grandfather - Gimpyfish
Grandfather - DJ Nintendo
Grandmother - Warriorknight
Father - Vex Kasrani (lol, at first Vex wanted to be a self child producer, asexual guy)
Mother - MrEh? (lulz)
Uncle - IxisNaugus
Aunt - Flayl
Uncle (twice removed, if you don't understand why, ask) - Sliq
Stepmom/dad(?) - BigSerg
Stepbrother/sister - Kyte~
Cousins - Lord Bowser, Bowser King
Children (Sons) - Limit, Liquid Gen, Zeke (iSecretAgenMan)
Children (Daughter) - KingKong
Children (Little Boy) - JayDeth

any questions or requests or changes, feel free to ask
 
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There really aren't that many people on the Bowser boards aren't there lol.
 
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Great Grandfather - Gimpyfish
Grandfather - DJ Nintendo
Grandmother - Warriorknight
Father - Vex Kasrani (lol, at first Vex wanted to be a self child producer, asexual guy)
Mother - MrEh? (lulz)
Uncle - IxisNaugus
Aunt - Flayl
Uncle (twice removed, if you don't understand why, ask) - Sliq
Stepmom/dad(?) - BigSerg
Stepbrother/sister - Kyte~
Cousins - Lord Bowser, Bowser King
Children (Sons) - Limit, Liquid Gen, Zeke (iSecretAgenMan)
Children (Daughter) - KingKong
Children (Little Boy) - JayDeth
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Awww yeeaaaah.
 
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Dre. said:
There really aren't that many people on the Bowser boards aren't there lol.
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Well, Vex and I went through like posts of last year, and there were a lot of people that posted on the Bowser boards/mained him but some of them are like dead now...so yeah. I only used the Bowsers I know of haha.

It's funny, I'm pretty sure there were a lot more Bowser posts when everyone was hyped on that MK matchup...oh well, I still <3 you guys.


Also, legit family tree pic coming soon!! :>


EDIT: I JUST HAD A REALLY COOL IDEA IN THE SPAN OF 42 SECONDS

If any of you hoes (lul) know how to make family tree diagrams or have time on your hands, you could try and make the diagram as well. I mean, now that we all have the details, making the thing is anyone's game right?

I just now realized how ****ing flawed this family tree is..there are still some indirect (well they are direct kinda) relationships I didn't go into detail about, like the cousins being sons to the aunts and uncles, and the aunts and uncles being related to either the father or the mother. ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff. HALP ME GUIZZZZZE PLZZZZZZZZZZZZ D:

Lord Bowser said:
Am I Sliq's or Flayl's son?
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You also forgot Ixis, he's an uncle as well haha. Umm, I didn't exactly put too much thought into the whole children thing, I guess it can be up to you o: (lolauntflayl)

I guess I'll say it now since no one really asked, Sliq = Uncle twice removed because he quit Bowser (or Brawl, I forgot which one) and came back lol
 
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I didn't quit Brawl, I had school. I can only attend tournaments every other 3 months. -_-

Also, I was gonna do an animated gif called the Bowser Bunch and use the Brady Bunch sqaure into thing and put different Bowser mains in the squares looking around and stuff. It would be mad funny, and an awesome sig.

Also, I'm not sure how I feel about the people on that list that actually have Bowser in their gamertag...nothing personal, but come on, it's your gamertag! You get to name yourself ANYTHING and you use the character you play as in it? Come on, man.

Make it something like Crunchy Rodriguez or Sneaky or Mr. Boots.
 
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That's settles it I vote Sliq be officially reinstated into the family for that brilliant idea!

In case we have too many of us (lol too many bowsers)...I call a square!

This isn't actually my gamertag I was just a ****** and thought "LOL I should be like lord bowser because I play bowser hurr durr" I'd get it changed but too many people know me by LB.
 
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Lord Bowser said:
MrsEh is a MILF.

It's Mrs when you're married Jay and I'd assume him/her and Vex are still in a loving relationship.
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This.



Also, I was gonna do an animated gif called the Bowser Bunch and use the Brady Bunch sqaure into thing and put different Bowser mains in the squares looking around and stuff. It would be mad funny, and an awesome sig.
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Do it.
 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM-0Pwgr7-E

Anyone wanna film themselves and put it on youtube so I can try this?

Also, should we vote for who goes on it?

Also, people will probably have to pick squares, so they know which way to look.

Someone make a thread for this, I'm lazy.
 
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I'd like to be the black sheep at the bottom that just mooches off their relatives and does nothing productive in return.
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I won't be in because I lurk and never post.

I'm starting to rethink this whole inactivity thing. You guys seem legit.
 
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Uncle Ixis huh? Hellz yea! Looks like Vex is my longtime blood brother, and MrEh is my sister in law :3

So who are my kids? (if i have any) :p
 
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Drama of the Bowser Boards Family

THE TREE IS STILL EXPANDING, IF YOU'RE APART OF THE TREE, TAKE PART IN THIS!!! IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BECOME PART OF THE TREE, CLICK ON THIS LINK AND POST IN THAT THREAD EXPLAINING WHY YOU SHOULD BE AND WHAT PART YOU SHOULD BE IN IT!

Basically, the idea is to randomly start convo's with somebody on the family tree in AIM convo's or MSN(whichever you prefer) and post the convo here. THIS IS COMPLETELY FOR THE LULZ! Please don't start convo's in here, only paste convo's you've had in a different chatting program!

Lemme rephrase that, you can comment on convo's that are posted in here, but I rather not have full blown conversations in this thread, liek don't start what I made in the second post actually happen in here, only copy and paste that kind of stuff from other chats into here, creating 1 lulzy post!

REMEMBER, THIS IS FOR THE LULZ, MAKE IT LULZY!!
 
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Vex vs MrEh, teh Sammich!

VEX7117 (12:16:19 AM): Where my sammich
VEX7117 (12:16:22 AM): I work all day
MrEh (12:16:28 AM): BOO
VEX7117 (12:16:28 AM): until this time
MrEh (12:16:31 AM): Get back to work!

VEX7117 (12:16:31 AM): Every day
VEX7117 (12:16:40 AM): making 7.50 an hour
MrEh(12:16:46 AM): Not working hard enough!
VEX7117 (12:16:48 AM): And my **** sammich isnt made!
VEX7117 (12:17:00 AM): We might need to go to counselling
VEX7117 (12:17:05 AM): Because seriousily
VEX7117 (12:17:11 AM): No sammich = no good
VEX7117 (12:17:20 AM): I might call 911 on you.
MrEh (12:17:23 AM): You're not making enough money for a sammich!
VEX7117 (12:17:28 AM): YES I AM
VEX7117 (12:17:29 AM): I WORK
VEX7117 (12:17:31 AM): FRIGGIN
MrEh (12:17:33 AM): NOT ENOUGH WORK
VEX7117 (12:17:35 AM): 16 HOURS A DAY
MrEh(12:17:39 AM): GET A BETTER JOB
VEX7117 (12:17:46 AM): 7.50 X 16
MrEh (12:18:03 AM): I'M BUSY!
MrEh (12:18:09 AM): I HAD TO TAKE CARE OF THE FRIGGIN KIDS!
VEX7117 (12:18:22 AM): YOUR IN VACATION IN HAWAII
VEX7117 (12:18:25 AM): DON'T GIVE ME THIS BULL****
MrEh (12:18:34 AM): AAAADKLASKLFAKSHDKASLDSA
VEX7117 (12:18:39 AM): I MAKE
VEX7117 (12:18:42 AM): 120 $
VEX7117 (12:18:43 AM): A DAY
MrEh (12:18:47 AM): NOT ENOUGH
VEX7117 (12:18:48 AM): X 6
MrEh (12:18:54 AM): I WANT $200 A DAY!
VEX7117 (12:18:58 AM): 720 A WEEK
VEX7117 (12:19:06 AM): AFTER TAXES COMES DOWN TO LIEK
VEX7117 (12:19:09 AM): 400
MrEh (12:19:15 AM): It comes down to NOTHING!
MrEh (12:19:21 AM): GET A BETTER JOB!!!
VEX7117 (12:19:28 AM): I need you home!
VEX7117 (12:19:34 AM): I need yo lovin!
VEX7117 (12:19:38 AM): I can't go on without you!
MrEh (12:19:48 AM): If you don't get a better job, I MIGHT LEAVE YOU!!!
VEX7117 (12:19:51 AM): !
VEX7117 (12:19:55 AM): BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN!
MrEh (12:20:09 AM): I'M TAKING THEM WITH ME!
VEX7117 (12:20:09 AM): Especially little Jay
MrEh (12:20:16 AM): Even Jay!
VEX7117 (12:20:18 AM): He's only 6 years old!
MrEh (12:20:29 AM): HE DOESN'T NEED A BUM LIKE YOU IN HIS LIFE!!!
VEX7117 (12:20:31 AM): And the third boys
VEX7117 (12:20:42 AM): WHAT ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER!
MrEh (12:20:51 AM): I'M TAKING HER TOO! AWAY FROM YOU!!!
VEX7117 (12:20:56 AM): WHHHYYYY
VEX7117 (12:21:03 AM): I WORK AND I WORK AND I WORK
VEX7117 (12:21:08 AM): AND I NEVER GET ANYWHERE!
MrEh (12:21:15 AM): YOU'RE NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH!
MrEh (12:21:23 AM): THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR MARRYING A BUM LIKE YOU!
MrEh (12:21:29 AM): *cries*
VEX7117 (12:21:30 AM): I'm sorry dear, I'll try harder
VEX7117 (12:21:31 AM): ;;
VEX7117 (12:21:39 AM): But...
VEX7117 (12:21:42 AM): Sammich plz?
MrEh (12:21:51 AM): ....
MrEh (12:21:55 AM): Ahh, ok then.
 
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Well now in all seriousness I wouldn't mind being apart of this. I don't reeaally have a reason to give as to why I SHOULD be in yet but...if I can, I'd like to be Vex's kid. >_<
 
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Guys, as awesome as this idea is, we can't have multiple threads (2 was already enough) for it. I'm going to just merge this with the other thread.
 
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Vex vs Gen

VEX7117 (4:14:09 PM): tooo much woooork
LiquidWobser (4:14:14 PM): plz
VEX7117 (4:14:20 PM): I JUST GOT HOME
VEX7117 (4:14:20 PM): FROM
VEX7117 (4:14:24 PM): WORKING MY 16 HOURS
VEX7117 (4:14:26 PM): FOR 7.50
VEX7117 (4:14:29 PM): AN HOUR
VEX7117 (4:14:33 PM): IM TIRED
VEX7117 (4:14:40 PM): YOUR MOM DIDNT MAKE MY SAMMICH
VEX7117 (4:14:42 PM): SO IM ANGRY
LiquidWobser (4:14:49 PM): mreh says you never want to love anymore!!
LiquidWobser (4:14:52 PM): is that true daddy!?!
VEX7117 (4:14:55 PM): WAT
LiquidWobser (4:14:58 PM): do you not love me and baby jay?!?
LiquidWobser (4:15:07 PM): what about limit and zeke!?1
VEX7117 (4:15:08 PM): I love all my children!
LiquidWobser (4:15:28 PM): i find that hard to believe dad
VEX7117 (4:15:39 PM): one day
VEX7117 (4:15:40 PM): one day!
VEX7117 (4:15:44 PM): you will understand
LiquidWobser (4:16:29 PM): WHERES MY NEW TOY DAD
VEX7117 (4:16:44 PM): It's not Christmas yet...
LiquidWobser (4:17:08 PM): the one uncle sliq sent me in the mail.
LiquidWobser (4:17:15 PM): the one YOU SAID ARRIVED TODAY
VEX7117 (4:17:37 PM): I SAID NO SUCH THING, DONT RAISE YOUR VOICE WITH ME!
LiquidWobser (4:17:56 PM): YOU NEVER CARED
VEX7117 (4:17:58 PM): ROOM
VEX7117 (4:17:59 PM): NOW!
LiquidWobser (4:18:06 PM): NO
VEX7117 (4:18:10 PM): IM CUTTING THE INTERNET
LiquidWobser (4:18:12 PM): IM GOING TO UNCLE SLIQS HOUSE
VEX7117 (4:18:15 PM): NO
LiquidWobser (4:18:16 PM): HE UNDERSTANDS US 3
VEX7117 (4:18:19 PM): ILL CALL THE COPS
LiquidWobser (4:18:25 PM): YOU CANT!
VEX7117 (4:18:27 PM): I CAN
LiquidWobser (4:18:31 PM): REMEMBER THE INCIDENT, DAD!??!
VEX7117 (4:18:34 PM): NOPE
LiquidWobser (4:18:36 PM): ILL JUST BRING IT UP!
LiquidWobser (4:18:40 PM): YOU'RE THROUGH
VEX7117 (4:18:41 PM): YOU CAN
VEX7117 (4:18:49 PM): IM NOT WORRIED
VEX7117 (4:18:50 PM): !
LiquidWobser (4:19:06 PM): oh
LiquidWobser (4:19:07 PM): alright then
LiquidWobser (4:19:11 PM): nvm
VEX7117 (4:19:15 PM): Room
VEX7117 (4:19:16 PM): now
VEX7117 (4:19:20 PM): !
LiquidWobser (4:19:20 PM): =[
VEX7117 (4:19:40 PM): And make me a sammich
VEX7117 (4:20:00 PM): cause MrEh decided not to
VEX7117 (4:20:02 PM): today
 
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lolcarlosboozer, also lol@second pic, he looks like he could be a legit Bowser main. I mean, look at the roar! haha
 
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