Booting Jungle.exe

[Strong Badam]

You are now at the COOL POOL. It's surrounded by lush foliage.

when ur really hungery and mom calls u down for dinner

 

[BarDulL]

when ur really hungery and mom calls u down for dinner

what she ended up cooking

 

[Pythag]

Respectfully show them the ultimate impressive legendary peerless Snake & Skull combo

 

[Pythag]

Well, you tried, but you seem to be lacking in grace in reverence, and the skull tumbled out of your hands towards them. Hopefully they aren’t mad!

 

[Pythag]

They barely even seem to the skull headed towards them though, and instead take huddle around over by your hunting rifle

Exits are: EXIT

 

[BarDulL]

Boys, it seems they like our gun. Maybe we can trade it for the spear on the wall?

What do you guys think we should do

 

[Strong Badam]

We haven't been able to find any ammo for our gun, and I'm not sure we ever would. It may be a good call to trade, if it's possible.

 

[Monitoimirousku]

With a spear or something else they can give us we could maybe defeat the beast in the cave or the snakes or something

 

[Strong Badam]

Attempt to trade rifle for spear

 

[Pythag]

Attempt to trade rifle for spear

you put your best face forward after that frustrating display, and gently offer the gun to the group of fierce warriors and....

 

[Pythag]

as the warriors hand over the CEREMONIAL SPEAR and a COOL HEADBAND., you feel yourself shake with excitement, as you wield it with an unforeseen power that now flows through your body, guiding your hand.
You are one with the jungle.

 

[Pythag]

They also give you your skull back.

Exits are : EXIT

 

[giraffelasergun]

Take skull back

 

[BarDulL]

Hmmm is there anything we can do differently now aside from possibly fighting the animal in the cave?

 

[giraffelasergun]

Hmmm is there anything we can do differently now aside from possibly fighting the animal in the cave?

Im thinking the witch doctor might be able to do something with the skull snake idk

 

[BarDulL]

Fast Travel: Witch Doctor’s hut

Preferably while riding a nearby giraffe if there is one but if not it’s gucci

 

[Pythag]

Take skull back

Alright! You throw the skull back in the backpack, and put the pack back on. Spear in hand, sans gun, you're feeling great!

 

[Pythag]

Fast Travel: Witch Doctor’s hut

Preferably while riding a nearby giraffe if there is one but if not it’s gucci

You park your giraffe outside, as it won't fit inside the hut of the Witchdoctor.

You enter the WITCHDOCTOR'S HUT, your cup overflowing with confidence, having won over the warriors from two huts down.

The village witchdoctor is here.

Exits are : Exit

 

[Fire Emblemier]

show skull

 

[Pythag]

show skull

You are overcome with pride and confidence, you thrust forward the SKULL W/SNAKE to present to the witchdoctor.

Here merely scowls, and continues his moody silence.

You are in the WITCHDOCTOR'S HUT. The village witchdoctor is here.

Exits are : EXIT

 

[#HBC | Kary]

show compass to witchdoctor

 

[Lunardog15]

remember to introduce your self ya doof

 

[Pythag]

show compass to witchdoctor

certain that if a skull and snake won't impress him, then a spinning needle and jazz hands surely will!


However, this doesn't seem to win the witch doctor over!

 

[Pythag]

remember to introduce your self ya doof

You slap yourself on the head when you realize the blunder you've made. The witchdoctor doesn't know you!
You pull out one of your business cards and attempt to hand it to witchdoctor, The witchdoctor makes no move to take it from you.
As you look at the creased, strathmore stock, you can almost hear the words of Joel Bauer declare :
"Your card is crap."

Exits are :
EXIT

 

[Lunardog15]

use your words (speak) and tell the doctor how you got here

 

[Pythag]

use your words (speak) and tell the doctor how you got here

You begin the story of how you wound up where you are. It's a tad longer than you wanted it to be, but you're pretty sure he has the main ideas.

Spoiler: I bet he's interested!

Alas, your words fail you once more, and he only levels his steady glare at you, in a stony silence.

Exits are : EXIT

 

[BarDulL]

Fast Travel: Entrance of Animal cave

 

[Pythag]

Fast Travel: Entrance of Animal cave

You are outside a dark cave. From within you hear the growls of a large animal.

Exits are : EAST, and The CAVE

 

[BarDulL]

Hmmmmmm

Toss skull with snake at animal inside without going into cave

 

[Pythag]

Toss skull with snake at animal inside without going into cave

you heave the skull with a lot off might forward into the cave. This is probably a good idea.

 

[Pythag]

The skull disappears into the dark cave. the animal within is still growling.
....You might want to get that back at some point.

Exits are : EAST and ENTER (the cave)

 

[BarDulL]

Fight Animal with Ceremonial Spear of Destiny

 

[Pythag]

Fight Animal with Ceremonial Spear of Destiny

While approaching the cave to do battle, a TIGER roars and leaps out. You fall to your back in fear and...

 

[Pythag]

Fight Animal with Ceremonial Spear of Destiny

Wow! what luck! The TIGER fell on your spear while you were falling backwards. It appears to have died! Way to go, warrior!

You are at the entrance of a dark cave. There is a TIGER CARCASS here.
Exits are : The CAVE, EAST

 

[BarDulL]

Hmm, what to do with the Tiger Carcass?

Observe Cave for any items...or just anything in general

 

[Pythag]

Hmm, what to do with the Tiger Carcass?

Observe Cave for any items...or just anything in general

it's pretty dark in here! You can't see a thing!
Exits are - EXIT

 

[BarDulL]

use lighter

 

[Maven89]

We should bring the tiger corpse back to the village to show our strength. Maybe the witch doctor will use it’s parts or something

 

[Pythag]

use lighter

You spark your lighter to find that the cave is relatively bare. You see the SKULL W/SNAKE that you threw in earlier, as well as a SKULL W/TOOTH sitting nearby/

Exits are : EXIT

 

[Monitoimirousku]

Pick up SKULL W/SNAKE and SKULL W/TOOTH and search cave