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Booting Jungle.exe

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> You wake up to find yourself buckled into the pilot’s chair of a crashed airplane.
Through the cockpit window you can see dense jungle foliage. There is a backpack here.

Exits are : EXIT

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You lean towards the exit of the plane, but are stopped by the high quality seatbelt that has you buckled into the seat.

> You find yourself buckled into the pilot’s chair of a crashed airplane.
Through the cockpit window you can see dense jungle foliage. There is a backpack here.

Exits are : EXIT
 
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Let's not unbuckle before we at least look around

BACKPACK


err : command 'backpack' not recognized.

> You find yourself buckled into the pilot’s chair of a crashed airplane.
Through the cockpit window you can see dense jungle foliage. There is a backpack here.

Exits are : EXIT
 
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you guys really get to watch me figure this out

GRAB BACKPACK
 

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GRAB BACKPACK


You pick up the backpack. It is relatively light, but you can tell that there is something inside

> You find yourself buckled into the pilot’s chair of a crashed airplane.
Through the cockpit window you can see dense jungle foliage. You are holding a backpack

Exits are : EXIT
 
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UNBUCKLE BELT ON PILOT'S CHAIR



Recalling to the inflight safety manuels, you lift up on the buckle, releasing yourself from it's grasps.

> You find yourself in a pilots chair of a crashed airplane
Through the cockpit window you can see dense jungle foliage. You are holding a backpack
Exits are : EXIT
 
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Pythag

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SMOKE CIGAR


In lieu of cigars, you take a deep breath of the humid jungle air while pretending to be a 1920s mobster. Your lungs are happy, but you are not.

> You find yourself in a pilot's chair of a crashed plane
Through the cockpit window you can see dense jungle foliage. you are holding a backpack

Exits are : EXIT
 
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LOOK INSIDE BACKPACK


You look inside the backpack.
Inside you find a ZIPPO LIGHTER and a COMPASS

> You find yourself in a pilot's chair of a crashed plane
Through the cockpit window you can see dense jungle foliage. you are holding a backpack

Exits are : EXIT
 
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> You stand in a clearing, the site of a terrible plane crash. There is a wrecked airplane here surrounded by smoking wreckage. An inhospitable jungle surrounds you.
Exits are: The Airplane, the Deep Jungle





You are crestfallen to discover the jungle smells a lot less like Old Spice Danger Zone and a whole more like Eau de Plane Crash and Monkey Feces™
 
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CLOSELY EXAMINE PLANE
You squint like George Costanza and closely examine the wreckage.




Your searching reveals a HUNTING RIFLE scattered amidst the debris




> You stand in a clearing, the site of a terrible plane crash. There is a wrecked airplane here surrounded by smoking wreckage. An inhospitable jungle surrounds you. You see a HUNTING RIFLE at the base of the plane
Exits are: The Airplane, the Deep Jungle
 
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EXIT: The Airplane
You scurry back into the airplane, feeling maybe you left too hurriedly



> You find yourself in a pilot's chair of a crashed plane
Through the cockpit window you can see dense jungle foliage. you are holding a backpack
Exits are : Exit
 
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CLOSELY EXAMINE PLANE
You look over the inside of the plane with a fine tooth comb



It's actually a calm scene despite the recent calamity. you see the empty seat next to you where the backpack once sat
You see various instruments and in the dashboard, all way beyond working properly, and utterly impossible to fix. Looking out the windshield you see a large hole where the engine once was. No doubt lost during the plummet. This baby is totaled.

> You find yourself in a pilot's chair of a crashed plane
Through the cockpit window you can see dense jungle foliage. you are holding a backpack
Exits are : Exit
 
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(I interpreted the action "Exit: Plane" a little too literally :awesome:).

EXIT: Deep Jungle
 
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you can't exit deep jungle because the only current exit is exit. first you have to exit exit then you can exit jungle. it's not rocket science.

WEAR BACKPACK
 

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(I interpreted the action "Exit: Plane" a little too literally :awesome:).

EXIT: Deep Jungle



You stair wistfully out the of the plane looking at the deep jungle. You hear it calling you, beckoning. "Curse this barrier of plane that separates us" you mutter.

WEAR BACKPACK


You feel your arms getting tired, and wish for an easier way to carry this backpack! Oh wait, there totally is.
You slap that bad boy on your back, freeing up your arms
 
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PUT ON WIZARD ROBE AND HAT
You have a flash of brilliance while humming an Eminem song and realize that magic, not logic will certainly be what saves you here.
Alas you recall dropping it off for some (much needed) cleaning before this expedition. "Mom's spaghetti!" you cry out in a sigh of disappointment
 

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You exit the airplane.

> You stand in a clearing, the site of a terrible plane crash. There is a wrecked airplane here surrounded by smoking wreckage. An inhospitable jungle surrounds you. At the base of the airplane you see a HUNTING RIFLE that you found in your search.

Exits are: ENTER The Airplane, ENTER the Deep Jungle
 
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WE TOTALLY JUST LEFT THE HUNTING RIFLE AT THE BASE OF THE PLANE YOU GUYS

RETURN TO PLANE

are we lost in the jungle?
 
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