Booting Jungle.exe

[Strong Badam]

You're all cowards

CROSS BRIDGE WITH EXPERT BRIDGE-CROSSING ABILITY

 

[Pythag]

CROSS BRIDGE WITH EXPERT BRIDGE-CROSSING ABILITY

With the grace of Philippe Petit you walk out across the rope bridge.
As you get to the middle, you notice with each step that the creaking get louder.
As you take one more step, the the board gets out and shatters!
You reach out for the rope, only to find it has practically turned to dust in your hands.
You were simply too heavy for the bridge.
You plummet down the gorge, and die.


GAME OVER
SCORE 5/100

LOADING SAVE :

You head south and are still surrounded by jungle.
A path NORTH leads back to jungle
A path WEST leads to deep jungle
A path EAST leads to an area clear of trees
A path SOUTH leads to what appears to be a village of some sorts

 

[Strong Badam]

You're all cowards

Famous last words...

 

[Fire Emblemier]

go south

 

[Pythag]

go south

You claw your way out of the jungle, only to find that you have entered a Native Village. A cook fire sits in the center of three huts.
Exits are : LEFT HUT, CENTER HUT, RIGHT HUT, and a path WEST

 

[Fire Emblemier]

Examine fire

 

[Pythag]

Examine fire

The village's cook fire burns hot and bright. However there isn't a single thing cooking.



Deep in your heart of hearts, you feel this belongs on an emblem of some sort. somehow. /badjoke

Exits are : LEFT HUT, CENTER HUT, RIGHT HUT, a path WEST, and a path NORTH

 

[#HBC | Kary]

how come we entered the village by heading south, but now we're in the village, there isn't an exit to the north?

INSPECT COMPASS

 

[Pythag]

how come we entered the village by heading south, but now we're in the village, there isn't an exit to the north?

INSPECT COMPASS

You look at the compass.
It is made of brass, and notice it bashfully pointing NORTH as they are wont to do.

Exits are : LEFT HUT, CENTER HUT, RIGHT HUT, a path WEST, and a path NORTH (sorry)

 

[#HBC | Kary]

Shout: WHAT TIME IS DINNER AROUND HERE?

also it's no problem lol

 

[Pythag]

Shout: WHAT TIME IS DINNER AROUND HERE?

Aware of your hunger, and lack of food, you decide that it's best to ask when grub time is.
You let your question fly out with a volume reminiscent of medical commercials on daytime TV.
You are answered with the gentle crackling of the fire.
You hear noises from the CENTER HUT, and the RIGHT HUT

 

[#HBC | Kary]

APPROACH CENTER HUT

 

[Pythag]

APPROACH CENTER HUT

You are now standing in front of the CENTER HUT.

Exits are : LEFT HUT, CENTER HUT, RIGHT HUT, a path WEST, and a path NORTH

 

[#HBC | Kary]

LOOK INSIDE CENTER HUT

 

[Pythag]

LOOK INSIDE CENTER HUT

You don you squinting cap again, and do your best to look inside the center hut.

You find that the hut entrance is covered with a large piece of cloth

Exits are : LEFT HUT, CENTER HUT, RIGHT HUT, a path WEST, and a path NORTH

 

[giraffelasergun]

Say "Howdy Doody" seductively by the entrance of the hut.

 

[Pythag]

Say "Howdy Doody" seductively by the entrance of the hut.

"Howdy doody" you utter in a saucy tone with finger guns a blazin' - while also maintaining "The People's Eyebrow"
The hut is unresponsive. Awww, And that was your best line!

Exits are : LEFT HUT, CENTER HUT, RIGHT HUT, a path WEST, and a path NORTH

 

[#HBC | Kary]

ENTER CENTER HUT

 

[Pythag]

ENTER CENTER HUT

Only women are allowed in the women’s hut! And you, #HBC | Kary are no woman!

Exits are : LEFT HUT, WOMEN’S HUT, RIGHT HUT, a path WEST, and a path NORTH

 

[Tom]

ENTER RIGHT HUT

here we go

 

[Pythag]

ENTER RIGHT HUT

Your efforts being rebuffed at the Women's Hut, you head to the Hut on your right.
You Enter the Warriors' Hut. The warriors here scowl at you and mutter to themselves, brandishing their weapons.

Exits are : Exit

 

[Tom]

SMILE, BOW LOW, WALK BACKWARDS OUT OF THE HUT

 

[Pythag]

SMILE, BOW LOW, WALK BACKWARDS OUT OF THE HUT

Even In this culture, you’re VERY aware of the social faux pas you may have committed, and decide it best to leave the hut. They continue to stand there, menacingly. You make a gentle exit from the hut.

You are in a Native Village. There is a cook fire here.
Exits are : LEFT HUT, WOMEN’S HUT, WARRIORS’ HUT, EAST and NORTH

 

[giraffelasergun]

ENTER LEFT HUT

 

[Pythag]

ENTER LEFT HUT

Curious what is behind door number 3, you enter the left most hut.
As you open the cloth and head in, your eyes take a moment to adjust to the darkness.
You see an intimidating silent figure standing before you.
You are now in the WITCH DOCTOR’S HUT.

The Village Witch Doctor is here.

Exits are : Exit

 

[Tom]

SIT AND TALK TO WITCH DOCTOR

 

[Pythag]

SIT AND TALK TO WITCH DOCTOR

Having been blessed with the gift of gab, you figure your loquaciousness will get you through this! You plop right down and begin chatting away with the witch doctor.
His only response is a steady glare that he holds on you.

Exits are : EXIT

 

[Tom]

STAND UP AND EXIT

 

[Pythag]

STAND UP AND EXIT

In an attempt to mask your embarrassment at an abject failure to read the room, you promptly stand up. “I think I forgot my keys outside.” You mumble and turn tail and leave the hut.

You are in a native village, there is a cook fire here, and three huts.
Exits are WITCH DOCTOR’S HUT, WOMEN’S HUT, WARRIORS’ HUT, WEST and NORTH

 

[giraffelasergun]

EXIT WEST

 

[Pythag]

EXIT WEST

You are now on a narrow JUNGLE PATH. You can see a bird’s nest slightly off the trail on a low hanging branch.

Exits are EAST, and WEST

 

[Tom]

SEARCH BIRDS NEST

gimme dem eggz

 

[Pythag]

SEARCH BIRDS NEST

You shoo away the exotic bird sitting on the nest. It is perturbed, but you imagine it'll get over it.
As you approach the nest, you see that the bird had been sitting on a large egg.

You are on a narrow JUNGLE PATH. You can see a bird’s nest slightly off the trail on a low hanging branch.

Exits are EAST, and WEST

 

[Fire Emblemier]

Take Egg

 

[Pythag]

Take Egg

You snatch the egg and place it gently into your backpack. Confident it will be safe there.

You are on a narrow JUNGLE PATH. You can see a bird’s nest slightly off the trail on a low hanging branch.

Exits are EAST, and WEST

 

[Tom]

EXIT WEST

 

[Pythag]

EXIT WEST

You exit west and arrive at a DARK CAVE.
From within, you hear the growls of a large animal.

Exits are EAST, and the CAVE

 

[Monitoimirousku]

EXAMINE GROUND FOR TRACKS

 

[Pythag]

EXAMINE GROUND FOR TRACKS

Not interested in the slightest at the cave, you decide to examine the ground. There's dirt to be looked at!

You find tracks that appear to belong to a large animal. You're 90% sure it's a tiger, 8% sure it's a lion, and 2% of you thinks it could a capybara

Exits are EAST, and the CAVE

 

[Tom]

ENTER CAVE