Booting Jungle.exe

[Pythag]

ENTER CAVE

"guess you rolled a 1 on the perception check"
Swearing by the idea that there are no strangers, just friends you haven't met yet, you march into the cave.

 

[Pythag]

ENTER CAVE

Upon arrival you are pounced upon by a ravenous tiger.
You try to fight back with your hunting rifle, but alas, it is too blunt and too out of ammunition to get the job done.
The tiger enjoys a meal of you.

You are dead.

TOTAL SCORE 5/100

 

[Pythag]

LOADING SAVE

You head south and are still surrounded by jungle.
A path NORTH leads back to jungle
A path WEST leads to deep jungle
A path EAST leads to an area clear of trees
A path SOUTH leads to what appears to be a village of some sorts

 

[Strong Badam]

Wow Tom seriously? Very poor of you to have gotten us killed. I'd have never done such a thing, never in my life.

 

[Tom]

These pictures are amazing by the way

 

[Tom]

Sorry we died guys, but I'm also not sorry

GO EAST

 

[Pythag]

GO EAST

> You stand on the edge of a vast, deep gorge. An old rope bridge leads to the eastern side.
Exits are WEST, SOUTH, EAST

 

[Maven89]

Jiggle the bridge to see if it holds

 

[BarDulL]

Do a dab while seeing how much the bridge jiggles

 

[Pythag]

Jiggle the bridge to see if it holds

Do a dab while seeing how much the bridge jiggles

You jiggle the rope bridge to determine it's sturdiness. Amazed at your cautionary exploring, you feel the emotion bubble up in you that can only be released in a mighty series of dabs.

You give the bridge a mighty shake, and while the steps stay connected, the chorus of creaks from the boards and the cascade of dust that falls from the ropes inform you that it is quite weak. I wouldn't trust this bridge to hold you!

Exits are SOUTH, EAST and WEST

 

[Maven89]

head west

 

[Pythag]

head west

You head WEST back into the jungle
A path NORTH leads back to jungle
A path WEST leads to deep jungle
A path EAST leads to an area clear of trees
A path SOUTH leads to what appears to be a village of some sorts[/QUOTE]

 

[Tom]

bear with me maven

i want to go back to the cliff and then go south

GO EAST

 

[Tom]

pythag this dabbing gif wins the Dizzy award for best thing ive ever seen

Dizzys are now DGames awards

 

[Pythag]

GO EAST

An abrupt about face, You return to the cliff, with slightly better artwork
There is a rope bridge gently swinging in the breeze.
Exits are WEST, EAST, and SOUTH

 

[giraffelasergun]

GO SOUTH

 

[Pythag]

GO SOUTH

You head SOUTH and arrive at a COOL POOL B-)

It's surrounded by lush foliage.

 

[Pythag]

Wow you've travelled a lot!
FAST TRAVEL is now activated.

Type GO : (LOCATION) to directly travel to an area you have already visited.

 

[Maven89]

Drink pool water

 

[Pythag]

Drink pool water

"Fortune favors the bold!", you think to yourself. You throw caution to the wind and approach the stagnant pool.
You bend down and begin drink. It's refreshing!

 

[Pythag]

It is also filled with deadly water snakes.
The pool was teeming with them, just waiting for a misstep. Or a mis-drink.
You have met your untimely death, but are you thirsty for more?

SCORE 5/100

 

[Pythag]

LOADING SAVE

You head south and are still surrounded by jungle.
A path NORTH leads back to jungle
A path WEST leads to deep jungle
A path EAST leads to an area clear of trees
A path SOUTH leads to what appears to be a village of some sorts

FAST TRAVEL is still enabled!

 

[BarDulL]

This is the best game ever.

 

[Strong Badam]

Let's pick up where we left off!
FAST TRAVEL TO COOL POOL

 

[Pythag]

FAST TRAVEL TO COOL POOL

You are now at the COOL POOL. It's surrounded by lush foliage.

 

[Strong Badam]

EXAMINE SURROUNDINGS, AND SPECIFICALLY THE SKULL ON THE GROUND

 

[Pythag]

EXAMINE SURROUNDINGS, AND SPECIFICALLY THE SKULL ON THE GROUND

The skull is merely a rock that is shaped quite like a skull. You feel the words deep within you, and use this moment to practice your Shakespeare, and deliver quite a worthy performance for the COOL POOL.

The COOL POOL is just that. A small body of water surrounded by lush jungle plants. Bushes and very tall trees lead right up to the edge of the water.
A small waterfall leads into the pool.


..you also notice that it is TEEMING with venomous water snakes.

Exits are : NORTH

 

[Strong Badam]

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!

 

[Tom]

THROW SKULL INTO WATER

 

[Pythag]

THROW SKULL INTO WATER

 

[Pythag]

with all your might you throw the rock into the pool!
it makes about the splash you would expect, though as you admire your handiwork, you notice that the "rock" actually is now floating.
The "rock" floats gently back to the edge of the pool, but with something new!

The skull must've hit and killed a snake when it entered. The snake entwined itself inside the skull during it's death rattle.

 

[giraffelasergun]

Grab snake and put it in backpack

 

[Pythag]

Grab snake and put it in backpack

That snake is in that skull GOOD. It kinda grosses you out to think you were touching an actual skull.
You put the SKULL w/SNAKE in your backpack.

 

[BarDulL]

I wonder if the warrior natives would be impressed with our newly acquired skull snake?

 

[BarDulL]

fast travel: hut with warrior dudes

 

[Strong Badam]

ah yes, they drink from the skulls of their fallen foes. they may find our skull facsimile to be worthy of respect

 

[BarDulL]

ah yes, they drink from the skulls of their fallen foes. they may find our skull facsimile to be worthy of respect

If they aren’t wildly impressed with our trophy to the point of game progression, I call foul.

 

[Strong Badam]

Putting Pythag Parser in a precarious predicament with that proclamation regarding our point of progression.

 

[Pythag]

fast travel: hut with warrior dudes

You head back to the warriors' hut. They are still standing there. MENACINGLY.
Exits are : Exit

 

[BarDulL]

Respectfully show them the ultimate impressive legendary peerless Snake & Skull combo