Booting Jungle.exe

[Pythag]

BRIDGE

yowza! right out of the jungle and back by the rickety rope bridge. It creaks gently in the breeze.
Exits are SOUTH, EAST, and WEST

 

[Pythag]

Save Game

 

[BarDulL]

Breathe deeply and cross the bridge

 

[BarDulL]

Oh wait.

Grab skull on ground before trying to cross.

 

[Pythag]

Grab skull on ground before trying to cross.

"I gotta place for specially for you!" you tell the skull, in an "offer he can't refuse" style way.

This skull appears to have suffered severe damage, and has a large hole in the cranium.

 

[Pythag]

Breathe deeply and cross the bridge

You steel yourself preparing for the worst.

And begin to walk across the bridge

 

[Pythag]

You, Jim, are in the facilities room of a local museum.
There is a very LOUD TV here blaring some sort of breaking news.
Exits are : EXIT

 

[BarDulL]

What in tarnation

Was our MC just dreaming? Bleagh

Search the room for items we can use

 

[Pythag]

What in tarnation

Was our MC just dreaming? Bleagh

Search the room for items we can use

In this room you see : a TV, a BROOM, a LUNCH BAG, and a CHAIR

exits are : EXIT

 

[giraffelasergun]

Open lunch bag

 

[Pythag]

Open lunch bag

you open your lunch bag.
it's the breakfast...or lunch in this case, of champions. A lone twinkie and your trusty flask.

 

[Strong Badam]

In this room you see : a TV, a BROOM, a LUNCH BAG, and a CHAIR

exits are : EXIT

A BRoom, you say?

 

[Lunardog15]

this is pulling a problem sleuth
view other side of wall
remove arms from safe

 

[Lore]

this is pulling a problem sleuth
view other side of wall
remove arms from safe

Lol, I too made this reference earlier. This game is pretty clearly inspired by PS, format-wise.

 

[Lunardog15]

and with the jumps in who is the main person right now

 

[Pythag]

remove arms from safe

you've already got arms, numnuts!

 

[Pythag]

view other side of wall

It's sadly not as interesting as you would want it to be

 

[Strong Badam]

Wield Broom

 

[Fire Emblemier]

watch tv

 

[Pythag]

Wield Broom

I don't know if I'd call it wielding a broom, but you certainly pick it up. Your confidence to clean up moderate messes goes up considerably!

 

[Pythag]

watch tv

"..Again, we are reporting this as we get it, but as of now the only news we have is a that the plane was en route to an island for an expedition for the International People Museum when they went off the radar. All local flights are down due to unrelated radar/navigation upgrades, so if anyone is alive, hopefully they can keep calm and alive until rescue teams are available, knowing that the plane’s distress signal is active.”

a plane crash?
A distress signal?
Your best friend was on that expedition!

 

[ZaTank]

This thread made me make an account.

ATTEMPT TO CONTACT FRIEND

 

[Pythag]

ATTEMPT TO CONTACT FRIEND

Filled with concern and desire to contact your good friend, Delaware Henry, take a big breath and attempt to make contact.

 

[Pythag]

You wait patiently for a response, but only hear the Tv and the air vent.

You’re probably not going to be able to contact him from here, but there news mentioned something about a distress signal?

 

[ZaTank]

RECALL WHY FRIEND WAS ON EXPEDITION

 

[Pythag]

RECALL WHY FRIEND WAS ON EXPEDITION

You seem to recall ol' 'Hank' mentioning something about a crystal prisim or a golden skull or something like that, and mainly how it not only belonged in A museum, but specifically OUR museum.

You don’t feel confident that the authorities will get to him soon enough.

 

[ZaTank]

Check contents of locker

 

[Pythag]

Check contents of locker

the locker is, like it's namesake suggests - Locked.
You were never actually given the combination to this locker, and have never used it.
However from the sound of it, it's not empty

 

[ZaTank]

Spin in circles in office chair

 

[Strong Badam]

Attack Locker with Broom

 

[Strong Badam]

Stab broom up into the air vent seeking out valuables

 

[Strong Badam]

Check flask for alcohol

 

[ZaTank]

Check flask for alcohol

You really know what you're doing.

 

[Lunardog15]

check to see that your gummy bears are still in your hat

 

[Pythag]

Spin in circles in office chair

this is a good idea.
To burn off some of the adrenaline that is flowing through you, you hop on the chair and give it the ol' spinnero.

 

[Pythag]

Attack Locker with Broom

You set up and take a swipe at the locker

 

[Lunardog15]

broom: level up

 

[Pythag]

Attack Locker with Broom

Err...that was easy.

The bested locker clinks open.

Inside you see a large metal container...almost like if a gatorade cooler was made out of metal.
And a bottle of your best cleaning solution "The Good Stuff." Hey! who locked it in here!

 

[Pythag]

Stab broom up into the air vent seeking out valuables

You carefully (?) shove the broom into the airvent. Maybe you've got a secret stash in there!

and the air vent cover almost immediately falls off. Good thing you weren't sitting there during an earthquake! ...or judging by how loosely the vent was on, you're just glad no one turned the air on 'high'

 

[Pythag]

Check flask for alcohol

it looks like there once WAS alcohol here, but that was probably before your breakfast. Your flask is currently empty