I want to clear this up once in for all: the bible is not contradictory.
if you take the bible literally....it has a very abundant supply of contradictions! lol
http://www.evilbible.com/Biblical Contradictions.htm
I mean don't get me wrong I have alot of good christian friends, and I highly respect alot of christians as people, and just the way they think.
but if I believed that the bible of the word of God I think I would kill myself just for spite! lol
I hope that anyone who is a christian is simply a follower of jesus and not the bible, as im sure you will agree after reading some of these quotes.
A priest's daughter who loses her honor by committing fornication and thereby dishonors her father also, shall be burned to death. (Leviticus 21:9 NAB)
Burned . To. Death. yup thats what it says, just for getting groovy in the sack you get
Burned. To. Death
But if this charge is true , and evidence of the girls virginity is not found, they shall bring the girl to the entrance of her fathers house and there her townsman shall stone her to death, because she committed a crime against Israel by her unchasteness in her father's house. Thus shall you purge the evil from your midst. (Deuteronomy 22:20-21 NAB)
stones, yum! what a fun way to be horribly killed.
The LORD then gave these further instructions to Moses: 'Tell the people of Israel to keep my Sabbath day, for the Sabbath is a sign of the covenant between me and you forever. It helps you to remember that I am the LORD, who makes you holy. Yes, keep the Sabbath day, for it is holy. Anyone who desecrates it must die; anyone who works on that day will be cut off from the community. Work six days only, but the seventh day must be a day of total rest. I repeat: Because the LORD considers it a holy day, anyone who works on the Sabbath must be put to death.' (Exodus 31:12-15 NLT)
lol God is such a chill dude, he's always making sure everyones relaxed on the Sabbath.
The ark of God was placed on a new cart and taken away from the house of Abinadab on the hill. Uzzah and Ahio, sons of Abinadab guided the cart, with Ahio walking before it, while David and all the Israelites made merry before the Lord with all their strength, with singing and with citharas, harps, tambourines, sistrums, and cymbals.
When they came to the threshing floor of Nodan, Uzzah reached out his hand to the ark of God to steady it, for the oxen were making it tip. But the Lord was angry with Uzzah; God struck him on that spot, and he died there before God. (2 Samuel 6:3-7 NAB)
lol wow some dude who worships god, has done nothing bad, touched the ark to steady himself becuase his oxen was stumbling or maybe tripped or something and god ****ing killed him?
like it was an accident god, Jesus! just relax dude.
Then the LORD said to me, "Even if Moses and Samuel stood before me pleading for these people, I wouldn't help them. Away with them! Get them out of my sight! And if they say to you, 'But where can we go?' tell them, 'This is what the LORD says: Those who are destined for death, to death; those who are destined for war, to war; those who are destined for famine, to famine; those who are destined for captivity, to captivity.' "I will send four kinds of destroyers against them," says the LORD. "I will send the sword to kill, the dogs to drag away, the vultures to devour, and the wild animals to finish up what is left. Because of the wicked things Manasseh son of Hezekiah, king of Judah, did in Jerusalem, I will make my people an object of horror to all the kingdoms of the earth." (Jeremiah 15:1-4
NLT)
let me just say this right now, the person speaking in this verse called LORD is not ****ing god ok? do you understand now?
"Go up, my warriors, against the land of Merathaim and against the people of Pekod. Yes, march against Babylon, the land of rebels, a land that I will judge!
Pursue, kill, and completely destroy them, as I have commanded you," says the LORD. "Let the battle cry be heard in the land, a shout of great destruction". (Jeremiah 50:21-22 NLT)
it says this in the bible, Im not making this up.
Moses was furious with all the military commanders who had returned from the battle. "Why have you let all the women live?" he demanded. "These are the very ones who followed Balaam's advice and caused the people of Israel to rebel against the LORD at Mount Peor. They are the ones who caused the plague to strike the LORD's people.
Now kill all the boys and all the women who have slept with a man. Only the young girls who are virgins may live; you may keep them for yourselves. (Numbers 31:7-18 NLT)
mmmm ****. **** and killing, good times....good times.
yea ok so I could go on for a long *** time with these quotes but I think that might be a little overkill, might throw some more in if some bible advocate tried to defend his holey text