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Smash Hero
Me and Nana will do it
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Bill Without a Cause 9-19/20 Chapel Hill, NC: Melee, Brawl+, Brawl <-- Now Catgory 4
- Thread starter NC-Echo
- Start date
*P*L*U*R*
Smash Hero
Foxy
Smash Master
PLUR...
gimme the chocolate.
gimme the chocolate.
*P*L*U*R*
Smash Hero
I don't wanna ruin the mood but i really gotta take a ****
MMMMMM SONIC BOOOOOBS
MMMMMM SONIC BOOOOOBS
Moophobia
Smash Champion
Guile in the house
I am Seth
Smash Lord
oh so that meta knight **** aint happening yet is it.
Oh, it's happened. Lots of team friendlies help me discover the true gayness of Falco in teams.
Zero_Gamer
Smash Master
According to my extensive library of anime knowledge...
Karn, a.k.a. Karin, a.k.a. Chibi Vampire, is a reverse vampire, meaning that he does not suck blood. He actually overproduces blood and when he has produced too much for his body to handle, he suffers from explosive nosebleeds. In order to prevent his afflictions, he must inject his excess blood which possesses certain invigorating qualities... and REST QUALITEASE.
Karn, a.k.a. Karin, a.k.a. Chibi Vampire, is a reverse vampire, meaning that he does not suck blood. He actually overproduces blood and when he has produced too much for his body to handle, he suffers from explosive nosebleeds. In order to prevent his afflictions, he must inject his excess blood which possesses certain invigorating qualities... and REST QUALITEASE.
This is truth.
lord karn
Smash Master
YoshiKongBarkley3000
Smash Ace
DK=the **** stage spiking is way to funny
Shady Penguin
Smash Lord
When I play DK, all I go for is stage spikes, regular spikes, and Africa Pawnchs. It's great fun.
RoyTheFlamboyant
Smash Journeyman
*P*L*U*R*
Smash Hero
So, it's agreed upon, right?
You know what you must do, NC-Echo.
RoyTheFlamboyant
Smash Journeyman
I will cry if this doesn't happen.
And also if this is not playing at all times.
DO IT :3
And also if this is not playing at all times.
DO IT :3
theAPExp
Smash Ace
confirmed for this, barring things outside my control
Vilt
Smash Lord
So Billbill or Karn, you guys free this weekend for some smash. I wanna come up there and play with you guys. :3
NC-Echo
Smash Lord
I am working Sat. morning and Sun. evening but I am free the rest of the weekend.
lord karn
Smash Master
Yeah, let's play.
Vilt
Smash Lord
Cool bros. I'll be there Saturday around 5ish. That cool?
lord karn
Smash Master
Sounds good to me.
NC-Echo
Smash Lord
I look forward to your arrival good sir.
stingers
Smash Obsessed
YoshiKongBarkley3000
Smash Ace
stage spiking and headbutt spiking is the ****
theAPExp
Smash Ace
would you guys be good with leaving friday night as opposed to sat morning
that is of course if the hosts are fine with housing us that night
stingers
Smash Obsessed
oh dear god you saw that check raise thing
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I grinded, buzzed and bleary,
On an NL50 table as I'd often done before,
Eagerly I wished the morrow; vainly I had sought to borrow
From my cash surcease of sorrow in the bosom of a ***** -
With the loose and lusty lady whom her patrons call Lenore -
In my heart forevermore.
Thus I sat heads up, unshaven, with a player named 'The Raven.'
He existed for aggression, treating poker like it's war;
With his beady gaze appraising, he was raising, always raising
Any two! It was amazing, such opponents I adore:
Wait for cards to loot the lagtard, massive profits lie in store!
Soon that stack is his no more.
Then my hand Fortuna graces with a pair of scarlet aces,
And I flat. The Raven raises. I delay, my spirits soar.
Call. The flop comes single-suited, and he shoves. It's undisputed:
He is begging to be looted, he's a spewer to the core!
Now he has it, something tells me. Intuition I ignore,
And I make the call once more.
"Bing blang blaow," the Raven uttered. "What the bloody ****?" I sputtered,
And I numbly watched the table where the Raven made his score
With a deuce and seven suited; flopped the flush, and I was looted.
What a cooler! Nerves uprooted, anger seeped through every pore.
Checked my roll, which was constructed through the nanos' endless chore:
Eighty cents, and nothing more.
"Raven in the house!" he'd spoken and, "This fifty is a token
Of my mammoth skill at poker. You'd have spent it at the store
For your groceries, I'm guessing. Well, too bad, is that distressing?
Soon I'll cash this verdant blessing; ere I place it in my drawer,
I will rub it on my ****ies, as I've done in days of yore.
Nothing else could please me more."
Such a rage his words did trigger, and I shouted, "****** ******!
Shut your hole, o fishy offal that has drifted to the shore!
****** donk, you smell like midden! Hope your mom's with cancer ridden!
And the words that you have written slight legitimacy bore;
You will promptly lose that fifty, knowing naught of Sklansky's lore,
Lose that bill and many more."
But the Raven cawed his ditty, "Docs on file and cash on ***ty!
You're pathetic; I feel pity as I never have before:
Sing of your denied nutrition and express your true contrition,
With an adequate submission, I might possibly restore
Your pecuniary status. Bring your sorrows to the fore,
Only that, and nothing more."
Lacking money, feeling hollowed, my apology had followed,
"Bing blang blaow" from lips departing as a fetid poisoned spore,
"Of my cash I have no traces for Lenore's diseased embraces,
Nor to stuff our pudgy faces with the burgers we adore!
I am sorry for my language, ship some back, sir, I implore!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."
With my dollars he departed. I stood up then, broken-hearted,
Threw my mouse and punched my laptop and collapsed upon the floor,
And my eyes have all the seeming of Phil Hellmuth's when he's steaming,
And my awful, tilted screaming through my mouth will always pour;
And my roll from the vexation that has pierced me to the core
Shall be lifted - nevermore.
anyway
that'd be fine with me.
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I grinded, buzzed and bleary,
On an NL50 table as I'd often done before,
Eagerly I wished the morrow; vainly I had sought to borrow
From my cash surcease of sorrow in the bosom of a ***** -
With the loose and lusty lady whom her patrons call Lenore -
In my heart forevermore.
Thus I sat heads up, unshaven, with a player named 'The Raven.'
He existed for aggression, treating poker like it's war;
With his beady gaze appraising, he was raising, always raising
Any two! It was amazing, such opponents I adore:
Wait for cards to loot the lagtard, massive profits lie in store!
Soon that stack is his no more.
Then my hand Fortuna graces with a pair of scarlet aces,
And I flat. The Raven raises. I delay, my spirits soar.
Call. The flop comes single-suited, and he shoves. It's undisputed:
He is begging to be looted, he's a spewer to the core!
Now he has it, something tells me. Intuition I ignore,
And I make the call once more.
"Bing blang blaow," the Raven uttered. "What the bloody ****?" I sputtered,
And I numbly watched the table where the Raven made his score
With a deuce and seven suited; flopped the flush, and I was looted.
What a cooler! Nerves uprooted, anger seeped through every pore.
Checked my roll, which was constructed through the nanos' endless chore:
Eighty cents, and nothing more.
"Raven in the house!" he'd spoken and, "This fifty is a token
Of my mammoth skill at poker. You'd have spent it at the store
For your groceries, I'm guessing. Well, too bad, is that distressing?
Soon I'll cash this verdant blessing; ere I place it in my drawer,
I will rub it on my ****ies, as I've done in days of yore.
Nothing else could please me more."
Such a rage his words did trigger, and I shouted, "****** ******!
Shut your hole, o fishy offal that has drifted to the shore!
****** donk, you smell like midden! Hope your mom's with cancer ridden!
And the words that you have written slight legitimacy bore;
You will promptly lose that fifty, knowing naught of Sklansky's lore,
Lose that bill and many more."
But the Raven cawed his ditty, "Docs on file and cash on ***ty!
You're pathetic; I feel pity as I never have before:
Sing of your denied nutrition and express your true contrition,
With an adequate submission, I might possibly restore
Your pecuniary status. Bring your sorrows to the fore,
Only that, and nothing more."
Lacking money, feeling hollowed, my apology had followed,
"Bing blang blaow" from lips departing as a fetid poisoned spore,
"Of my cash I have no traces for Lenore's diseased embraces,
Nor to stuff our pudgy faces with the burgers we adore!
I am sorry for my language, ship some back, sir, I implore!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."
With my dollars he departed. I stood up then, broken-hearted,
Threw my mouse and punched my laptop and collapsed upon the floor,
And my eyes have all the seeming of Phil Hellmuth's when he's steaming,
And my awful, tilted screaming through my mouth will always pour;
And my roll from the vexation that has pierced me to the core
Shall be lifted - nevermore.
anyway
that'd be fine with me.
theAPExp
Smash Ace
yeah, i've had that stuff in my sig for awhile... guess that's the first time i showed it
the poem is too good though
the poem is too good though
stingers
Smash Obsessed
i love the raven and i love rubbin cash on my *******
all day
ape how much do you want for gas? cuz as it stands i have no money to enter the tourney >.> i will try my best to win and pay you back
all day
ape how much do you want for gas? cuz as it stands i have no money to enter the tourney >.> i will try my best to win and pay you back
theAPExp
Smash Ace
i won't care about that until the way back from the trip. i get about 30+ to the gallon so it shouldn't be more than like 5-10 a piece (but don't quote me on that, gas prices and stuff change with anything) or so i would think.
stingers
Smash Obsessed
dude you're so awesome :D we will **** crews so bad at this
theAPExp
Smash Ace
that's the plan anyway. get some friendlies in, do decent in tournies, maybe a lil "rub it on my titt1es"
something like that
something like that
Foxy
Smash Master
ph00t, my present will be the gift of teaching you the lesson of the worthlessness of material things.
stingers
Smash Obsessed
my present will be the chance for you to team with me in melee
remember how much we ***** at foxys? we lost all 3 of our tournament matches.
yes, 3. we lost 3.
remember how much we ***** at foxys? we lost all 3 of our tournament matches.
yes, 3. we lost 3.
Dorsey
Banned via Warnings
phoot, i will have a few ice cold newcastles for ya as a late bday present at bill's waterfest. better than those dos equis ambers we were pounding last billfest
Uncle
Novus Ordo Seclorum
Hey ph00t, how about I go to a drugstore and buy you a yo-yo or a baseball bat or something? Everybody could always use an offense boost.
Criosphinx
Smash Lord
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Skip Sandwich?
Uncle
Novus Ordo Seclorum
Those are always good. They could possibly save you some gas money too.
Foxy
Smash Master
As soon as I get back to State...
I am practicing every game for this.
My goal is top 5 in Melee/B+, and top 10 in Brawl. Singles/doubles for both.
I'm going to work so **** hard.
I am practicing every game for this.
My goal is top 5 in Melee/B+, and top 10 in Brawl. Singles/doubles for both.
I'm going to work so **** hard.
GofG
Smash Champion
Who wants to team with me in melee?