here are the votes as they stand thus far...i do this because i slept through most of crimmus and now i can't sleep, so enjoy my hard work, you bums.
keep in mind that i counted most troll entries just for completion's sake. any answer that included two names was ignored, as was HOVA'S ENTIRE ****ING POST
Best Laugh:
Meep - [19]
EE - [2]
Chillin - [1]
HAT - [1]
Coney - [1]
Best Dressed:
Meep - [4]
Chu - [3]
Tantalus - [2]
BMX - [2]
Azen - [1]
Poyo's Dad - [1]
Umbreon - [1]
June - [1]
Omni - [1]
Sassy - [1]
Hat - [1]
Best Tournament Organizer:
Tantalus - [10]
greg - [10]
Plank - [2]
metalmonstar - [1]
K-9 - [1]
Best Host:
greg - [10]
K-9 - [8]
Hat - [2]
Tantalus - [2]
Best Venue:
K-9's - [10]
UGZ - [8]
Cooter HQ - [1]
BTYF Dojo - [1]
Gun Club - [1]
Piano Man - [1]
Best Melee Tournament:
Chu's Biweeklys - [3]
Shell Shocked - [3]
Hova's Smashfest - [1]
ROM - [1]
Pound - [1]
Best Brawl Tournament:
Brawl Til You Fall - [5]
MD/VA Circuit Finale - [4]
Brawl at the Mall - [2]
Epic of Woodbridge - [2]
C3 - [2]
Hova's Smashfest - [1]
Mythic - [1]
COT4 - [1]
Hagerstown Summer Smash - [1]
Sector B - [1]
Best Trash Talker:
EE - [7]
Hova - [5]
Chillin - [3]
Poyo - [3]
Mild - [2]
lil b - [1]
EGY5 - [1]
Sin - [1]
Deez - [1]
Taj - [1]
Best Intentional Troll:
EE - [13]
lil b - [3]
Poyo - [2]
Chu - [1]
Tantalus - [1]
CK - [1]
Shado - [1]
Taj - [1]
Best Unintentional Troll:
NOID - [5]
Poyo - [3]
Not lil b - [2]
lil b - [2]
Sin - [1]
Allied - [1]
Korn - [1]
Omni - [1]
Taj - [1]
Chu - [1]
Sage - [1]
Best Newcomer:
Takeover - [10]
June - [9]
Clay Cooter - [1]
Mattix - [1]
Sanoscy - [1]
Best Sense of Humor:
Coney - [6]
EE - [4]
Korn - [3]
greg - [1]
Btree - [1]
Omni - [1]
Meep - [1]
SOVA - [1]
lil b - [1]
DK Smash - [1]
Taj - [1]
Best Driver:
Yoster - [7]
ESOJ - [6]
Bionic Sonic - [2]
Hova - [1]
Lobos - [1]
Takeover - [1]
Slik - [1]
Not Slik - [1]
Taj - [1]
Seagull - [1]
Best Livestream Host:
TKO - [14]
EE - [3]
Bionic Sonic - [2]
Best Livestream Stalker:
Freezewish - [2]
L-Cancel - [2]
Btree - [1]
jjvirus - [1]
Speed - [1]
Poyo - [1]
Leafplayer - [1]
Hova - [1]
Slik - [1]
June - [1]
Best Return by a veteran:
Omni - [11]
Azen - [6]
Chillin - [2]
Ch0zen - [1]
P~S - [1]
Best Longdistance traveler:
Waffle - [5]
Atomsk - [2]
Ninjalink - [2]
Boss - [2]
Tantalus - [1]
Not Seagull - [1]
Meep - [1]
Slik - [1]
P~S - [1]
Shado - [1]
Best Hacker:
Bionic Sonic - [18]
JCaesar - [4]
Ninjalink - [1]
Aho - [1]
EE - [1]
Best Come from behind player:
Chu - [9]
P~S - [4]
LLOD - [2]
Poyo - [1]
June - [1]
greg - [1]
Omni - [1]
Most tournaments attended:
Chu - [10]
P~S - [2]
lil b - [1]
Most Popular Player:
Forte - [8]
Poyo - [3]
Hova - [3]
Chu - [3]
Coney - [3]
Omni - [2]
June - [1]
lil b - [1]
Boss - [1]
Most Inconsistent Player:
Takeover - [7]
greg - [4]
P~S - [3]
Poyo - [2]
Boss - [2]
Speed - [1]
Slik - [1]
XLR8 - [1]
Most Memorable Player:
Hova - [5]
Poyo - [3]
NEO - [3]
Chu - [1]
Forte - [1]
Turbo - [1]
lil b - [1]
Sin - [1]
Llamapaste - [1]
Azen - [1]
Omni - [1]
Coney - [1]
Best Metaknight:
Korn - [13]
Sanoscy - [7]
Lukky - [1]
Omni - [1]
lil b - [1]
Best Snake:
Candy - [21]
greg - [3]
Takeover - [1]
Jayo - [1]
Tantalus - [1]
Best Ice Climbers:
Meep - [25]
BONK - [1]
Best Diddy Kong:
ESOJ - [17]
Thumbs - [3]
Best Wario:
BMX - [11]
Slik - [9]
Snakattack - [1]
Best Dedede:
Coney - [15]
Hat - [5]
EE - [3]
Omni - [1]
Taj - [1]
Best Olimar:
P~S - [25]
Best Marth:
NEO - [20]
Pulse - [2]
Kadaj - [2]
NKB - [1]
Best Falco:
Lie - [7]
Betazealot - [5]
Chillin - [3]
TKO - [1]
GIMR - [1]
Hat - [1]
Baki - [1]
Best Game & Watch:
Slik - [10]
Boss - [4]
GIMR - [3]
Poyo - [1]
Bionic Sonic - [1]
Best Pikachu:
K-9 - [24]
Tantalus - [1]
Best Donkey Kong:
June - [19]
BONK - [2]
Hat - [2]
Best Lucario:
June - [22]
Azen - [3]
Best ROB:
jjvirus - [15]
Oath - [2]
JCaesar - [2]
Snakattack - [2]
Best Kirby:
Chu - [24]
Poyo - [1]
Best Luigi:
Boss - [24]
Dr. Lu - [1]
Best Zero Suit Samus:
Sassy - [18]
Waffle - [5]
Best Peach:
Hova - [11]
LLOD - [11]
Slik - [1]
Best Lucas:
Pink Fresh - [21]
Okin - [4]
Best Fox:
NKB - [20]
SnowballBob - [1]
NEO - [1]
Azen - [1]
Rookie - [1]
Best Pit:
Hova - [4]
Yo - [3]
BMX - [1]
SOVA Guy - [1]
Chinesahh - [1]
Wolfang - [1]
Sanoscy - [1]
Kadaj - [1]
Best Toon Link:
Lobos - [21]
Not Lobos - [2]
Radori - [2]
Best Wolf:
Seagull - [17]
Candy - [3]
Lykeios - [1]
Wolfang - [1]
Asaph - [1]
Best Mario:
Boss - [23]
lil b - [1]
Matador - [1]
Best Ness:
GIMR - [15]
Coney - [3]
Sage - [1]
greg - [1]
Best Zelda:
Candy - [3]
Bandit - [2]
Lie - [2]
Forte - [1]
Risho - [1]
SMK - [1]
Doll - [1]
G - [1]
Toasty - [1]
Best Sonic:
Speed - [17]
Shado - [3]
Taj - [1]
Best Bowser:
Seagull - [9]
Omni - [3] (!?!)
Cook - [2]
Eric Shun - [1]
Best Ike:
Takeover - [11]
Sito - [3]
lil b - [3]
Azen - [3]
NEO - [1]
Best Samus:
NOID - [15]
Smash GOD - [3]
Hova - [1]
Not NOID - [1]
Best Sheik:
NEO - [13]
NOID - [6]
Leafplayer - [1]
Best Pokemon Trainer:
TKO - [10]
Sanoscy - [5]
Aposl - [5]
Chu - [1]
Best Jigglypuff:
Greg - [22]
LLOD - [2]
Best Captain Falcon:
Hat - [12]
Tantalus - [5]
23% - [2]
Azen - [1]
Best Ganondorf:
23% - [20]
Bloodynite - [5]
Best Yoshi:
lil b - [20]
Oh. - [3]
Yoster - [1]
Best Link:
Forte - [18]
Reese's - [1]
Chris - [1]
Lobos - [1]
THINGS OF NOTE
* step it up, other laughs of MD/VA. hat's ridiculous baby-laugh does deserve a special mention. also, how does EE laugh again? i imagine it's like uncle remus, like a deeper michael jackson. a-hee-hee-hee, you know? no racism intended!
* almost everyone in MD/VA is sharply dressed, apparently, including fathers!
* tant and greg are tied for best TO, oooh what a nail-biter. conversely, hat has no points. get *****, hat.
* alan is beating out june out by a hair--either people did consider june a newcomer or didn't, apparently. they should team sometime!
* forte's everyone's favorite superstar! funny, because absolutely no one voted him best MK. some friends, eh steve?
* takeover is the most inconsistent player in MD/VA. alan responds by blowing up his own shield for three minutes.
* most everyone in MD/VA is remembered, but hova is remembered the hardest.
* BMX barely inches by slikvik with two votes; does this finally smolder the hotly-contested rivalry?
* people actually voted for people other than me for best DDD. i hope you got a turd in your stocking.
* P~S stands alone as the best and only olimar in MD/VA. okay.
* we've finally found something kadaj isn't good for.
* tantalus has a pikachu, and an insider says it's better than kenny's! spread the word!
* chu remains the only kirby that actually matters
* hova and llod are DEAD EVEN as a result of slik's selfish voting for himself. neat!
* radori doesn't get nearly as much love as he deserves. for shame!
* wtf @ zelda
* wtf @ omni's bowser? what?
* legend has it that if you combine TKO's squirtle, 23%'s ivysaur and aposl's charizard, you'd create a top-tier PT.