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best melee quotes

chize

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idk if this has been done already but i thought it would be kinda cool

obviously the wombo combo
hmw:"happy feet! wombo combo!"

phil:"that aint falco"

hmw:"Ooohhh where you at?! where you at?!"

darkrain misses a gentlman vs souroush
sliq:"darkrain did not gentlman him because darkrain is not a gentleman. he likes to push old people down and laugh at orphans"

darkrain vs viperboy
sliq?:"Darkrain likes to tech chase with stuff and it makes other people happy but sometimes it makes other people not happy, like viperboy"

interview
darkrain:"im not that good at this game."

all the time
g-reg:"i am amazing."

when ss was coming out of the womb
ss:"Clod-Zero - heh, ur falcon just better than mine. not much else to say. i hope my falcon will become good like urs someday."

im pretty sure m2k, scar, and many others had some memorable quotes, i just cant think them right now. just post one that was said in commentary, interview, or posted on swf and maybe the context and/or why it is important
 
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M2K: "I am not a robot."
M2K (on why he made that statistics list): "I WAS BORED, THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT."

Isai: "Don't get hit."

Scar on Mango's Jigglypuff at RoM (I can't remember which Fox he was playing and I'm too lazy to check): "Look at Fox, all serious. It's like h doesn't know he's playing a pink fluffball and he still thinks he's trying to save the world. Jigglypuff's just a *****. She cries when you hit her and has that stupid smile when she back airs. Then, people still put her in high tier with Falcon, I PLAY FALCON, he's not as good as Jigglypuff."

I think Phil and HMW when SS beats Wobbles: "*Wobbles rage quits and you hear his controller hit the ground really hard* Oh ****... I think Jeff won... YEAH JEFF *applause*."

Cactuar (after Hbox 4 stocked M2K): "Hungrybox 4-stocked Mew2King, and here is his dollar."

What's the source on those Sliq quotes?
 
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That quote when Husband said he'll throw Florida into the ocean. How did it go exactly?
 
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Isai getting off on Wes: DAYUM! It's like Wes killed Isai's family or something!

Isai: Don't get hit

Toasty: I love how in any smash vid, no matter how close the camera is to the TV you're seeing or how loud it is, somehow, somewhere, Dreamland is louder.

Wife: Those needles are so rude

Azen: I use the mindgames... these games they call the mindgraines (in the H2YL rap)

Lambchops: shiz has more mindgaems than forward
Bluezaft: He's right, I counted.
 
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This is an awesome thread.

I love Wife's commentary when he says "Marth's sword move"

And Toasty's "no matter how close the camera is, somehow, somewhere, dreamland is louder."

(Someone who has the actual quotes can post them and fix mine haha because I don't remember the actual quotes.)

"I love seeing falcon punches in my grand finals." -mogwai
"Especially when they ****en miss." - haz
 
chize

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knihT, that may be the best quote i have ever seen ever and that's not a hyperbole or an exaggeration at all
 
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keeper, i just watched the vid and i dont think it sounds like wife, i dont know how omni sounds so i have no idea who is commentating

hydro smasher, that is a good vid, i love darkrain matches, i think one of the best quotes on there was "jman's pants are coming off... really"
 
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chize said:
keeper, i just watched the vid and i dont think it sounds like wife, i dont know how omni sounds so i have no idea who is commentating

hydro smasher, that is a good vid, i love darkrain matches, i think one of the best quotes on there was "jman's pants are coming off... really"
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It was more so a guess because I know that Wife did a lot of the MLG commentary.

I can't think of who else it'd be if it isn't Omni, then. Investigation, go!
 
chize

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dude, i really wanna stay on topic

so if you can find out who said that quote, that would be great

otherwise, i want to continue talking about great melee quotes so this thread doesnt get closed

the video was just a reference to show how ken sounds
 
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-----Ken's Peach theory-----
All peach players,(who main peach and are good) are either gay, Effeminate, metrosexual or a big fat white guy~


FC6 Update 3
Azen: "I always like just watching... "

In some MLG? interview after playing ken
Azen: I knew i need more forward smashes (something along those lines)
 
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At Mango Juice, HugS vs. Forward set.

Plan 9 and The Great Leon: They just reset the match before it started. That's something you'll see sometimes.

This one tournament I went to, had to play this guy named "Sean". I was like, "Who's Sean, I bet I'll win". I got *****. IT WAS FORWARD, SON.

This one time, I played Hugo, he sweetspotted his up-b every time. (Other guy) That happens to everyone every time.

I like when Falco does his forward tilt, but down a little bit. Like WHOOP. (other guy) Yeah, it's really cute.
 
chize

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dashizwiz interview:"the great eggm's falco? its so good man, like... i wanna be like it. like, words cant describe the ascuring feeling that i ulturistically feel towards my compassion... (incomprehensible)"
 
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dsw interview at ROM, when they asked about M2K, "WHO'S THAT?, WHO'S THAT? NO ONE. MEW2KING IS GONNA DIE.
 
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I believe "That Ain't Falco" will always be remembered. So it must be the best quote evar....
 
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