TheBeastHimself
No time for tea, uncle, gotta capture the Avatar!
Nah my man Conker doesn't need any alcohol or swearing. He's got plenty o' T-rated moves that'd fit just fine without ruining his character. I mean you only do get drunk and piss on people twice, so it's not like an integral part of his character. And Conker's cursing is kept to a minimum as well. It's everyone that surrounds Conker that's really inappropriate. If Conker can appear perfectly in-character in a T-rated game (Project Spark) without having to drink and curse, then he can make it into Smash a-okay as well.I’d love to see Conker but I just can’t picture them wanting to put him in. It’s one thing for Snake and Bayonetta to have guns and stuff, but I doubt they’d want a drunken pissing pooping swearing character running around. Definitely could see him make it as a Mii costume though
Either way, I'm here to support the bear, bird, and squirrel.