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bad things that happened at school

Matt

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Wow...

Also...you still thought girls had cooties in 6th grade? I think I had my first crush on a girl in kindergarten...

And I had many female friends during elementary school and such.
My friends and I were too busy playing Nintendo and Starcraft to notice things like the slender taper from below the bust to the hips, or that delectable gap between fit girls' legs, or how fortunate we were when girls wore thin white t-shirts on cold days, or how those few girls who wore heels from time to time wanted for us to admire the backs of their legs, or that the alluring scents weren't always from perfume or shampoo.

INDEED, those were simpler times when all we cared about was Tassadar's brave heroics and how amazing Pikachu was in Smash 64.

...

Please disregard this post. =P
 

ZeroFox

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My friends and I were too busy playing Nintendo and Starcraft to notice things like the slender taper from below the bust to the hips, or that delectable gap between fit girls' legs, or how fortunate we were when girls wore thin white t-shirts on cold days, or how those few girls who wore heels from time to time wanted for us to admire the backs of their legs, or that the alluring scents weren't always from perfume or shampoo.

INDEED, those were simpler times when all we cared about was Tassadar's brave heroics and how amazing Pikachu was in Smash 64.

...

Please disregard this post. =P
This post made me LOL.

To be honest, even though I liked girls at a young age, I wasn't really focusing on certain body parts. Of course, I don't think girls have boobs at such a young age. And I probably didn't even know what they had "down there." It probably took until middle school/high school to fully appreciate those things that you've mentioned =P

Not to say those things are my ONLY focus. I prefer a girl with a cute/pretty face. I don't need to see a large bust or whatever before I become attracted to someone. But you certainly do notice those things more as you become older, that's for certain.
 

Blazey

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My Home Ec teacher's husband left her for another man. Several months later she was made to go on long service leave for inappropriate behavior during a class. I won't say exactly what, but from then on, her nickname was "fishfingers". I know this to be true because it was my friend's older brother's class that it happened in, and he and his circle of friends are not the type of lads to make up BS.
 

Mr.Bazerkus

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The only bit I can think of was she was obsessed with China and was the ****tiest principal. "Just ignore it, it'll go away."

She was a bitch.
Somebodies abusing their power getting past the censors. I mean I understand that your a Mod and there for have more rights then regular users.

But still.
 

Mini Mic

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Poor Mic has to mod the Melee rooms, don't you think he deserves some kind of reciprocity however small?
 

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Guys! I tried to warn Mic for censor dodging but the god damn system won't let me because he's a smod!
 
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My Spanish teacher did some "things" with the band director so he got fired, then she did some "things" with his replacement! (She's married too!)
 

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My elementary school teacher got arrested for like robbing a bank with her boyfriend. They found guns, drugs, and money at her house.

gangsterrrrr
 

Sworddancer9034

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No teachers at my school were arrested as long as I've been there. :urg:

However, back when I was in middle school, one teacher was fired for violently destroying a moniter. I wasn't there when it happened, but I heard he was really frustered with the class he was teaching because the class was being loud and was not lisitening to him. So he took an unused moniter (the class was using computes at the time), ripped the wires out from it, and threw it really hard on the ground, shattering the screen of it, just to shut the class up.

Intense, but I don't know how exsagerated the story is, but I can confirm that he was fired for the destruction of a moniter.
 

ZeroFox

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Oh, another story...

I think in middle school there was a rumor that a history teacher got stuck in a toilet or something. Don't know if it was true, just a rumor as far as I know.
 

victra♥

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Matt, that's one awful story. Definately the worst.

Umm, nothing crazy ever happened at my high school, but when I was in middle school, this girl in grade 7 got expelled after getting caught stripping. She came back the next year but was expelled again for having sex with her 20 some year old boyfriend in one of the stalls. People are such idiots.
 

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this one might blow ya minds

when i was a junior, a new spanish teacher popped out of nowhere, he was a typical looking spanish guy, avg height, weight, i think, but everytime he talks to the students, he brings out the topic about drugs...oddly enough, no one said anything, the principal knew this, however, they were working together, the guy was an fbi agent, and he eventually busted our english teacher who was dealing illegal firearms/drugs/and other things? i don't know every detail but that's the gist of it
 

Xsyven

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Two girls at my middle school were ***** and killed by some random guy. *shrugs*
 

Greenstreet

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Yesterday my teacher got fired for murdering me in front of the whole school. He then sacrificed himself to a goat in a odd ironically amusing ritual.

This is merely to see whether other posts are even read lol.
This thread has taught me 2 things.

1. No one really reads other posts in threads like these.
2. Education is a scary thing.
 

Mr.Bazerkus

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Poor Mic has to mod the Melee rooms, don't you think he deserves some kind of reciprocity however small?
Ya a board filled with hardcore player who won't play brawl because they feel its not advanced enough for them. Most who have been playing for years and are serious about playing. And who no the rules and have been on the board for years.

Vs. The Brawl Boards full of Noobs who are interesting in Topics such as which move hurts you the Most(WTF). Who don't know the rules

Mic has got it real hard
 

CorruptFate

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In my science class the teacher got fired for haveing porn on his school comp, and playing with his "keys" in his pocket.
 

victra♥

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This thread has taught me 2 things.

1. No one really reads other posts in threads like these.
2. Education is a scary thing.
Just because no one quoted or responded to your quote doesn't mean that no one read it =P
 

ZeroFox

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this one might blow ya minds

when i was a junior, a new spanish teacher popped out of nowhere, he was a typical looking spanish guy, avg height, weight, i think, but everytime he talks to the students, he brings out the topic about drugs...oddly enough, no one said anything, the principal knew this, however, they were working together, the guy was an fbi agent, and he eventually busted our english teacher who was dealing illegal firearms/drugs/and other things? i don't know every detail but that's the gist of it
That's actually pretty cool, to be quite honest.
 

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Can we keep it on topic? Thanks.



My Sophomore year there was a scandal involving one of our teachers and like, a 13 year old girl or something.
He wasn't fired, and the school covered it up pretty well...to the point of suspending anyone who spoke about it.
 

~rh

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my friend got fired from lifeguarding at a kids pool cause a little girl sat on his lap and he got a boner...
i guess that's not a serious as these other things...
I lol'd Hard. Thank you. :laugh:
 

SuperBowser

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I guess my school was boring.

The worst thing that happenned was one teacher who was made to ''retire'' after getting mad and hitting one of the kids in my class with a textbook. I always liked that teacher :(.
 

OmegaXXII

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Hmm... let see, I know way back when I was in junior high, this Afro-American kid supposedly had anger issues with my Math teacher, and all of a sudden I heard that from her the day after her assault that she had been shoved up against a closet door which according to her was a strong shove, after that incident I never saw that afro-american kid ever again, I guess he may havebeen either kicked out, expelled or sent to an alternative school.
 

mimic_king

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My old band teacher's old band teacher got fired for throwing a stand at a student. He was also the worst conductor ever.

A science teacher at my school last year should have gotten fired, but didn't, even today. She taught you the wrong things, and they were counted wrong on the test. The students told her that she told her the wrong thing, but she denied it, even when the students showed her their notes, she still denied it. What a *******. If there was a question on a test that was messed up and the teacher was supposed to give you the answer, she gave you the wrong answer, and every single person got it wrong. For example, she told her students that ozone alerts happen generally during the cooler months, even though they really happen during the warmer months. There were so many complaints from parents and so many transfer requests (about five pages!), that no student was allowed to transfer out. Worst teacher ever. I don't know teacher that is worse.

A kid at my school last year was caught masturbating in class. The teacher yelled out, "(name of student), stop touching your *****!". One kid spread it, so that the kid who was masturbating tried to tell everyone that they were rumors, even though they weren't. The masturbating kid tried to sue the kid who spread it. One thing about this is that another kid spread it, and this kid was my worst enemy, number one on hitlist, most annoying kid ever. I could have turned him in and made his life a living hell, but I didn't, and I regret not doing so.

Another kid at my school was caught masturbating in ALL of his classes. Some kids told him to keep his hands on the desk for ten seconds, and he was struggling to do so, and slowly put his hands back on his "lap". The next year, he wore gloves to school and hid his hands under a trenchcoat, and did it. The teacher was waiting for 5 minutes for him to stop, and everyone stared at him. I don't know what happened to him.

A few kids were caught smoking pot before school. The first time they did it, one kid came to class all high. People were messing with him and he started acting all weird. The second time he did it was the time he go caught.

Two 8th graders at my old school were caught drinking vodka.

One 8th grader at my old school brought whiskey on to the school bus, and the bus driver drove all the way back to the school to drop him off.

On the last day of school last year, there was a food fight, that apparently my friend indirectly started. The guy who threw the first piece of food got kicked off of the football team and isn't on it this year.

Three kids were ditching class and were gambling in the bathroom. My brother walked in and saw them, but didn't turn them in because he knew them and they were cool with him. They didn't get caught.

One kid, who used to be great friends with my other friends, added the profile of a street gang as his friend on MySpace. He gave them my name and some of my other friends' names. He gave them his information, most importantly his address, and the gang wanted to kill him for some reason. Now he is officially a member of that gang. None of my friends ever talk to him.

These are all of the crazy things that happened at my school, and there is more than this too. This is all in West Plano, which if anyone here lives there, people wouldn't consider a crazy place. Weird, huh?
 

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i live in utah and crap does not get spread around and i am clueless to what goes on at my schools but i did have a teacher that was fired for looking at porn.

a kid was expelled from our school he was caught jacking off under a teachers desk during lunch or something.

i have seen a couple kids get arrested for pot

a kid came into my class so stoned that he stumbled around. he eventually fell over onto his face and just laid there the rest of class. it was way funny. he had no clue what was going on.

we had the craziest food fight the end of my eighth grade year. the VP got nailed with three or four mild cartons. fights broke out and some nasty mixtures of catchup and soda and orange juice was thrown. the next week or so we could not even get up from our tables. one kid was hand cuffed and taken away for doing so.

not to much happened at my highschool. it was kept quite pritty well by administration.
 

Xsyven

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We had a brand new high school-- it was actually incomplete, so they just had the Freshman go there while the rest of the classes were at the old campus.

Anyway, some kids snuck into the construction area during school to smoke pot, and caught the unfinished portion of the building on fire. Same school, someone shoved a pencil in one of the sprinklers in the ceiling, and it ended up getting the entire school drenched.
 

Conclusively

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Is it just me, or is this whole thread full of mostly BS. I'd be seeing some of this **** on the news if it was true. Child porn, drugs, ****, molestation... I don't think it happens THAT much.

On Topic : Nothing happens at my school. Some people dumped paint and concrete in our pool of that counts.
 
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