My old band teacher's old band teacher got fired for throwing a stand at a student. He was also the worst conductor ever.
A science teacher at my school last year should have gotten fired, but didn't, even today. She taught you the wrong things, and they were counted wrong on the test. The students told her that she told her the wrong thing, but she denied it, even when the students showed her their notes, she still denied it. What a *******. If there was a question on a test that was messed up and the teacher was supposed to give you the answer, she gave you the wrong answer, and every single person got it wrong. For example, she told her students that ozone alerts happen generally during the cooler months, even though they really happen during the warmer months. There were so many complaints from parents and so many transfer requests (about five pages!), that no student was allowed to transfer out. Worst teacher ever. I don't know teacher that is worse.
A kid at my school last year was caught masturbating in class. The teacher yelled out, "(name of student), stop touching your *****!". One kid spread it, so that the kid who was masturbating tried to tell everyone that they were rumors, even though they weren't. The masturbating kid tried to sue the kid who spread it. One thing about this is that another kid spread it, and this kid was my worst enemy, number one on hitlist, most annoying kid ever. I could have turned him in and made his life a living hell, but I didn't, and I regret not doing so.
Another kid at my school was caught masturbating in ALL of his classes. Some kids told him to keep his hands on the desk for ten seconds, and he was struggling to do so, and slowly put his hands back on his "lap". The next year, he wore gloves to school and hid his hands under a trenchcoat, and did it. The teacher was waiting for 5 minutes for him to stop, and everyone stared at him. I don't know what happened to him.
A few kids were caught smoking pot before school. The first time they did it, one kid came to class all high. People were messing with him and he started acting all weird. The second time he did it was the time he go caught.
Two 8th graders at my old school were caught drinking vodka.
One 8th grader at my old school brought whiskey on to the school bus, and the bus driver drove all the way back to the school to drop him off.
On the last day of school last year, there was a food fight, that apparently my friend indirectly started. The guy who threw the first piece of food got kicked off of the football team and isn't on it this year.
Three kids were ditching class and were gambling in the bathroom. My brother walked in and saw them, but didn't turn them in because he knew them and they were cool with him. They didn't get caught.
One kid, who used to be great friends with my other friends, added the profile of a street gang as his friend on MySpace. He gave them my name and some of my other friends' names. He gave them his information, most importantly his address, and the gang wanted to kill him for some reason. Now he is officially a member of that gang. None of my friends ever talk to him.
These are all of the crazy things that happened at my school, and there is more than this too. This is all in West Plano, which if anyone here lives there, people wouldn't consider a crazy place. Weird, huh?