For every dazzle brought, AJP sheds a tear.Bring your Dazzle. There's stuff I wanna record. =)
Man, you guys are gonna get ***** by polar bears and get your a**es kicked by elks before you even get to the tournament, and once there your hands will have to be amputated from the massive frostbite you had while digging your way through the 10 meter deep snow.
Oh, and your d***s will fall off. You're gonna need a nice 70cm if you wanna keep it up here in the harsch and bitter landscape that is Sweden where us vikings live.
brb gonna kill this pack of wolves outside my door. They are angry because I ate some of them yesterday. It's nice of them to supply me with food though.
See you guys at the tournament =)