Ask a stupid Smash Bros. Question, get a stupid Smash Bros. Answer!

[comboking]

If ganon is blind (TP revealed that he was unless I read it too fast) why is he in brawl?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Because Sakurai didn't want old men to be high tier *thinks of Mr. G&W*

Mild ****** West?

 

[Lupito]

idk.

how do you press the A botton?

 

[Drakar]

By first trining how to quickly realease the y button so you you can pyhsically press A (screw it i know its a bad joke)

Why is Mario a man

 

[LOLimar10694]

Because Mario Bros. is simpler than Mario siblings (dumb i know)
What gender is Marth really?

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Male

What is Super Smash Bros again?

 

[babo]

a ****ty game

why is wario such a pedophile

 

[Mike B]

he has a moustache, like josef fritzl. his weight makes it hard to find any mature woman


why make a board black when it can be white?

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

because it's green

Where did the (_) key go on my keyboard?

 

[Sperz]

because you googled tub girl too much.



why doesnt captian falcon show me his moves?

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

He is to shy.

What would it be like it whales flew?

 

[Heartz♥]

He is to shy.

What would it be like it whales flew?

Then Sakurai just made a breakthrough, considering if that is involved in a Smash game.

If I fuse Peach, ZSS, and Zelda into one, what would it be like, and what tier would it be on?

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

they would just get *****

Why don't people play as pichu?

 

[MPH Deku]

Because he's so rediculously hard to unlock in Brawl.

Why is Nana always following Popo around?

 

[King Dodongo]

Because she get's to be an "Up-B"

Why does Link wear green?

 

[professor mgw]

Because he's representing for his $$$.

why is ganon so black?

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

He is a G&W want to be

Why am I insane?

 

[Mewtario]

Because "carzy" is not a word, which only leaves the word "insane" left.

What tier would a fusion of Mewtwo and Lucario be on, and what would it be like?

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

Lucario would be dead dude or you would have have a retart

What would happen if I smoked my brawl and posted the video on youtube?

 

[Yusaburu]

You'd start seeing damage counters near the bottom of your vision and a timer in the top right of your vision.

Why isn't Bowser faster then Meta Knight?

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

meta knight cheaps

Where i am?

 

[Kinzer]

In the smash world!

...Forums.

Who is better, Captain Falcon or Ganon in Barlw?

 

[A1lion835]

FALCON AWESOMENESS

Why do people play bwarl-?

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

They don't XD

why isn't my arm where i last put it?

 

[DarkDragonShadowLance]

Cause Weegee stole it.

Why can't I beat Chuck Norris?

 

[BarDulL]

Cause Weegee stole it.

Why can't I beat Chuck Norris?

Because he keeps on disconnecting your controller at crucial moments.

How do you unlock tails?

 

[DarkDragonShadowLance]

Because he keeps on disconnecting your controller at crucial moments.

How do you unlock tails?

With super ossum magical skillz.

Why don't presidents fight in the wars?

 

[BarDulL]

With super ossum magical skillz.

Why don't presidents fight in the wars?

Depends on which presidents you are talking about. Only a handful of them are Super Smash Bros.

Hint: Thread topic.

Sakurai?

Hint: Thread topic.

 

[Blahblahwutever]

Why does sakurai not know any ATs and why does he main Ganondorf?

 

[finalark]

He mains Ganondorf because he wanted to main C. Falcon. But as everyone knows Chuck Norris already mains C. Falcon so he decided not to risk his wrath and went with the next best thing.

Why is Wolf call his Landmaster his "thing?"

 

[Blahblahwutever]

Because he lacks a real one.

 

[Kinzer]

You need to put a question after you're done.

Why won't Wolf let me "do that?"

 

[BarDulL]

You need to put a question after you're done.

Why won't Wolf let me "do that?"

You're not Star Fox, that's for sure.

Why is Sonic SO ANNOYING?

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

because your to slow orrr brawl is to slow

Why my clock evil and laughting at me?

 

[john g]

because your to slow orrr brawl is to slow

Why my clock evil and laughting at me?

Master hand possessed your clock.
why does everyone taunt

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

captian Falcon said show me your moves.

What's up with the finger between your pinky and your middle finger.

 

[Just Sexed]

captian Falcon said show me your moves.

What's up with the finger between your pinky and your middle finger.

Its teh gay

How do I Falcon Paunch?

 

[peregrine monkey]

With Jigglypuff's Up+b.

How can I catch Sonic?

 

[finalark]

You can't, because you're too slow.

If a full power Falcon Punch were to collide with Chuck Norris' full powered Round House kick, what would happen?

 

[Teran]

Is wavedashing a glitch?