Ask a stupid Smash Bros. Question, get a stupid Smash Bros. Answer!

[misterpimp5757]

metaknight will get banned

why is wavedashing so noobish?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

because n00bs think they're good if they can do it

Isn't wavedashing in Brawl if you can figure out a way to trip infinitely?

 

[Steel_Dragon]

no because if it was then you'll say '**** you sakurai' so much you'll lose your voice

amirite about that thing you know of?

 

[Jonkku]

Probably not...

Is this question related to smash bros. in any way?

 

[GimmieCookie]

Yes it is not.

Why can't the Landmaster fire Smart Bombs? (It did in StarFox 64 >.>)

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Because Sakurai hates fox being top tier and doesn't need him being more powerful.

Did I give a smart response rather than a stupid one?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Dunno.

Why wasn't I a playable character in Brawl (or 64 and Melee, for that matter)?

 

[Jonkku]

Because toaster eating Vader would be too op.

How does MK change his cape into wings so fast?

 

[Steel_Dragon]

because his cape is his wings. or hes inbred (i think oth)

is MK inbred because no non inbred person is that small and wears a mask because of an inbred really ugly face or has wierd eyes

 

[F1r3w0lf]

I can't argue with that logic.

Why did Steel Dragon post his sig?

 

[Denzi]

because his logic is infallible.

Why is it?

 

[misterpimp5757]

becuz mountain dew is green.

what if the tier list was actually the opposite and capt. falcon was at the top?

 

[Jonkku]

The game would be called SSB Melee.

What if melee Falcon was in brawl?

 

[Smooth Criminal]

Then we'd see some hot nipple action, for Melee Falcon does not wear a prudish scarf.

Who is Peach's baby daddy?

Smooth Criminal

 

[Karptroopa]

That'd be Bowser.

Why did I just post something completely ********?

 

[MasterWarlord]

Because you're being mind controlled by Sakurai. Tripping hypnotizes.

Why aren't Mewtwo, K. Rool, and Ridley in Brawl as playable characters?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

They died.

Why did they have to GO SO SOON?!?!

 

[PrepareYourself]

Cuz it's past it's expiration date.

Can Steel Dragon generate a sig for me?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

No, I already told you, the sig generator is on Nsider2.com

Will PrepareYourself post his sig in Forum Games?

 

[misterpimp5757]

no

why did the ssbb commercial didnt look good enough?(shouldve had a sorry for the wait sign at the end lol)

 

[Denzi]

Because the developers got Sakurai Combo'd.

Why would DK do that?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

because he can run while grabbing.

Why can't Capt. Falcon do that?

 

[Iron Thorn]

Wolf won't let him.

Why does Wolf make an exception for DK?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Because DK beat Wolf in StarFox: Assault

Why didn't Wolf use his LANDMASTAH?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Because it's at the ZSS car wash.

Does Kirby go there to get his warpstar, Dragoon, and Hydra clean? (and some other reasons...)

 

[Jonkku]

Possibly yes..

What happens when there's 4 Captain Falcons (in a 8 player match), 1 does knee, 1 Falcon Punches, 1 down throws and the last up b's someone at the same time?

 

[Karptroopa]

It not only eradicates the universe, but creates a opposite dimension before hand which is also eradicated, which causes this thread to explode.

Why is this thread so dead?

 

[Jonkku]

Because the 4 Falcons time paradox killed this before it was created..

Why Cpt. Falcon's FS isn't Great FARUKON PAAAUUNCCHHH ?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Because Sakurai doesn't liek internet memes, even ones he pretty much started.

Why is Falcon's PAWNCH less powerful than Ganon's Warlock punch?

 

[PrepareYourself]

Because in the time of one Falcon PAWWNCH, three timelines are ripped in half, and then the paradox heals itself by nerfing the punch.

Why do I not make sense?

 

[misterpimp5757]

bcuz you didnt prepareyourself before you replied.

why is wavedashing in brawl? (apparantly someone just found a hack to use it in brawl...@_@)

 

[Iron Thorn]

Because people are still butthurt about it not being Melee 2.0.

Do you prefer Zelda brunette or blonde?

 

[misterpimp5757]

whats the difference??? shes a stupid character (jkjk zelda fans)

how come marth doesnt know blackimar?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Because Marth is racist.

Why is Blackimar so awesome?

 

[Jonkku]

Because he's black..

Why is Wario's grab-attack a ball touch?

 

[Jason546]

Because Wario wants to fart on it.

What happens when 2 Falcon Paunches collide?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

the light is so bright you go blind instantly, but it kind of sounds liek this

Why did I forget to post a question?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Because you were to "busy" with Joe the Plumber and Simon the invisible unicorn. Oh yeah, I so totally went there.

Why isn't Mrs. Wolf in Brawl?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

because she's cheating with Crazy Tabuu, who also isn't in Brawl.

What should my location be after the election?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

ignore this..